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Song Parodies -> "Wish You Were Hare"

Original Song Title:

"Wish You Were Here"

Original Performer:

Pink Floyd

Parody Song Title:

"Wish You Were Hare"

Parody Written by:

Royce Miller

The Lyrics

You might not want to look very hard for meaning in this.
So, so you think you can tell
Pheasant from quail
Out in the grain
Can you see a green bill on a mallard duck
A rack on a buck
Do you know wildlife well?
And did they get you to turn the land into waste
More room out in space
Hot air from some cool sleeze
No comfort, and strange
And would you exchange
A run-in with Elmer Fudd
For a lean hole in the sage?

How I wish, how I wish you were hare
You'd have two long ears and a tail in the rear
Year after year
Diving into the same old holes
The underground? No carrots there
Wish you were hare

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Pacing: 5.0
How Funny: 5.0
Overall Rating: 5.0

Total Votes: 8

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John Barry - August 03, 2005 - Report this comment
I vove it.
Rick C - August 03, 2005 - Report this comment
I wish I HAD hair! Good one, Royce..5s
alvin rhodes - August 03, 2005 - Report this comment
delightfully goofy...5s
Dylan Baranski - November 25, 2008 - Report this comment
I never heard much about you, Royce, but if you're reading this up in heaven, I just want to let you know I & many other people here enjoy your parodies & mourn your passing. Here's 555 bunny rabbits for you.

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