Making fun of music, one song at a time. Since the year 2000.
Check out the two amIright misheard lyrics books including one book devoted to misheard lyrics of the 1980s.
(Toggle Right Side Navigation)

Song Parodies -> "My Computer, Lucille"

Original Song Title:


Original Performer:

Kenny Rogers

Parody Song Title:

"My Computer, Lucille"

Parody Written by:

Royce Miller

The Lyrics

In my office in Toledo across from the depot
I gave my computer a fling
Straight out the window, to the concrete below
It hit the street with a PING
When it finally stopped rolling
I Found it consoling--
I finally got rid of that thing
I ain't a quitter, but that was a no-hitter
That's when I started to sing....


You picked a fine time to crash on me, Lucille
Right in the middle of a big business deal
I've done some troubleshooting,
Alot of re-booting
But now you're in the boneyard, for real
You picked a fine time to crash on me, Lucille

I looked in the mirror, I could see clearer
Than I had seen in a while
I'll get a Gateway, some kind of PC
I'll get a computer with style
It won't be a'moanin, it won't be a groanin'
Every time I turn it on
It won't talk back to me like old "yours truly"
Now in pieces, where it was thrown

Repeat Chorus

After a few days I got a new PC
And a printer with 5 paper trays
I'm feeling better, you should see my letters
I'm not ranting, these days
The thing is a beauty, when it came to me
I breathed a sigh of relief
Should of chucked the other about 1 year sooner
And it sure would've saved me some grief

Your Vote & Comment Counts

The parody authors spend a lot of time writing parodies for the website and they appreciate feedback in the form of votes and comments. Please take some time to leave a comment below about this parody.

Place Your Vote

Matches Pace of
Original Song: 
How Funny: 
Overall Score: 

In order for your vote to count, you need to hit the 'Place Your Vote' button.

Voting Results

Pacing: 3.7
How Funny: 4.7
Overall Rating: 4.2

Total Votes: 10

Voting Breakdown

The following represent how many people voted for each category.

    Pacing How Funny Overall Rating
 1   0
 2   2
 3   1
 4   5
 5   2

User Comments

Comments are subject to review, and can be removed by the administration of the site at any time and for any reason.

Beyncay - August 15, 2003 - Report this comment
it was bad sorry for A beginner.sorry but u can do better!i mean it was about a computer?how dum. u need something else!sorry bye!.

The author of the parody has authorized comments, and wants YOUR feedback.

Link To This Page

The address of this page is: For help, see the examples of how to link to this page.

This is view # 1258