When you wake up in the morning and you're lookin kind of dead
And you hear your bones all crackin when you get up outta bed
You wonder where your hair went and what happened to life's spices
Are you having yourself a mid-life crisis?
Oh yeah, oh yeah, oh yeah

You spot a new grey patch in the middle of your beard
And you get some Grecian Formula to make it disappear
And you know that you should give up some of your unhealthy vices
Are you having yourself a mid-life crisis?
Oh yeah, oh yeah, oh yeah

Now go out and get yourself a brand new game
You can start all over, where no one knows your name
And the choice is up to you, cause you know what the price is--
Get yourself a life or have a crisis
Oh yeah, oh yeah..