Song Parodies -> Baby I'm A Walnut
| Original Song Title: | "Baby I'm A Want You" |
| Original Performer: | Bread |
| Parody Song Title: | "Baby I'm A Walnut" |
| Parody Written by: | Royce Miller |
Baby I'm a walnut
Baby I'm a peanut
Baby, I'm just nuts-so shake me up and roll me round
I'm a little wacky, even without that tobaccy....
Maybe you'll "dessert" me
Baby, don't you hurt me
Even nuts like me can be set free-
I'm good for something
Your recipe calls for me
Well then crunch me up and call me your topping
used to be all dark and scary in that can
then you came along and popped the lid, nut-loving man
Put me with your popcorn
Then sit down on the sofa beside me
Used to be all jumbled up with those pecans
Then you shook a little salt on me, nut-lovin man
I'm in your hand
Baby I'm a walnut
Baby I'm a peanut
Why'd you take so long to find me, baby?
Baby I'm a walnut
Baby I'm a peanut......
Baby I'm a peanut
Baby, I'm just nuts-so shake me up and roll me round
I'm a little wacky, even without that tobaccy....
Maybe you'll "dessert" me
Baby, don't you hurt me
Even nuts like me can be set free-
I'm good for something
Your recipe calls for me
Well then crunch me up and call me your topping
used to be all dark and scary in that can
then you came along and popped the lid, nut-loving man
Put me with your popcorn
Then sit down on the sofa beside me
Used to be all jumbled up with those pecans
Then you shook a little salt on me, nut-lovin man
I'm in your hand
Baby I'm a walnut
Baby I'm a peanut
Why'd you take so long to find me, baby?
Baby I'm a walnut
Baby I'm a peanut......
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Too bad I don't like eggplant, 'cause Royce got the walnuts, she cook the food! (With apologies to Claude Prez, who cooked up that fantastic parody.)
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