Song Parodies -> Don't You Batter For Me
| Original Song Title: | "It Don't Matter To Me" |
| Original Performer: | Bread |
| Parody Song Title: | "Don't You Batter For Me" |
| Parody Written by: | Royce Miller |
Don't you batter for me
Heard you're goin to Africa
On some big safari--
Time to seek out some exotic game
Something to mount, and brag about
Don't you batter for me
Go and take some pictures of
Gorillas and chimpanzees
Cause adventure can be great to find
Just so you leave it, all there behind
Lotta people have a hunting habit
Cause they really just enjoy the thrill
How many they have taken it really doesn't matter
Just as long as they can kill
Get your night scope ready and your ammunition, Bill
It don't matter to me
If your frantic searching brings you up empty
Cause then there'll be an empty wall
For an oil painting
I'll look and won't be fainting
Time is on your side!
But don't you batter for me
Heard you're goin to Africa
On some big safari--
Time to seek out some exotic game
Something to mount, and brag about
Don't you batter for me
Go and take some pictures of
Gorillas and chimpanzees
Cause adventure can be great to find
Just so you leave it, all there behind
Lotta people have a hunting habit
Cause they really just enjoy the thrill
How many they have taken it really doesn't matter
Just as long as they can kill
Get your night scope ready and your ammunition, Bill
It don't matter to me
If your frantic searching brings you up empty
Cause then there'll be an empty wall
For an oil painting
I'll look and won't be fainting
Time is on your side!
But don't you batter for me
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Great Royce! (Except I thought it was going to be about fried chicken...) We could put this one with our "Baby I'll a Hunt You" and maybe you could get Malky to write "Let Your Gun Blow" and we'll have a trilogy! :-D
Love this one!
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