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Song Parodies -> "E-Mail from Ensenada"

Original Song Title:

"A Letter from Camp"

Original Performer:

Allan Sherman

Parody Song Title:

"E-Mail from Ensenada"

Parody Written by:

Royce Miller

The Lyrics

I remember this song from when I was a kid, so long ago it's scary...
Hello Muddah, Hello Faddah
Here I am in Ensenada
Now my eyeballs, they are flippin
I just caught a glimpse of Merry and of Pippin

You'll remember Malcolm Higgins
when I saw him, he was diggin
I hope things will not get scary
Cause he wants to take that Pip away from Merry

Now I don't want this to scare ya
Merry's havin a hysteria
Just yelled at me, "Hey there shorty
We're about to organize a searching party"

All the searchers have bright lanterns
As we're looking in dark caverns
We are all wearing galoshes
Cause we're wading thru the swamp, creating splashes

Take me home, oh Muddah, Faddah,
Take me home, from Ensenada
Don't leave me here in the city where
There's wacky people everywhere
Take me home, I promise I will cut the grass
And help you cook and take out trash
Oh please don't make me stay
Can't take another day

Precious Faddah, darling Muddah
Don't you come to Ensenada
I'll just get a Greyhound ticket
I'll have just enough left over for a biscuit

Wait a minute, now I'm trippin
Malcolm didn't murder Pippin
They're playin frisbee, watch that thing sail
Muddah Faddah will you please delete this email

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Pacing: 4.0
How Funny: 5.0
Overall Rating: 4.3

Total Votes: 3

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malcolm higgins - May 26, 2003 - Report this comment
**bowing to my queen**
Meriadoc - May 26, 2003 - Report this comment
This one made me laugh out loud and I got weird looks.... :-D
John Jenkins - March 28, 2004 - Report this comment
Royce, good last line and good choice of a rhyming replacement for Camp Granada. I also commend you for commenting on my parody of this song last week without plugging your own parody.
Guy - March 28, 2004 - Report this comment
Wel done Royce. This was fresh and funny.
Hays - April 28, 2004 - Report this comment
This was soo funny! I remember when i did this original song when i took piano lessons way back when. but this is the funniest version i have ever seen!A++++++

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