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Song Parodies -> "He Ain't Pregnant, He's My Brother"

Original Song Title:

"He Ain't Heavy, He's My Brother"

Original Performer:

The Hollies

Parody Song Title:

"He Ain't Pregnant, He's My Brother"

Parody Written by:

Royce Miller

The Lyrics

The story's long,
He's eaten too many cakes
And maybe he doesn't care, doesn't care
No one's strong
Strong enough to carry him
He ain't pregnant, he's my brother

So long ago
he looked like a long, tall stick
Now he's got a gut to bare, way out there
And I hope he does not fall down on me
He ain't pregnant, he's my brother

If he's heavin' at all
There's very good reason
His heart is very stressed
And it's not very pleasin
To him or any other

It's a heavy load
Those calories will not burn
His shirt out to there, he looks
Like a pair

And the load sure does weigh him down, I know
He ain't pregnant, he's my brother

He's my brother
He ain't pregnant
He's my brother

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Phil Alexander - September 18, 2003 - Report this comment
This one gets the vote for best parody song title... damn, there's a lot of good parodies submitted today...
Billy Florio - September 18, 2003 - Report this comment
Another great one
Michael Pacholek - September 18, 2003 - Report this comment
A special "delivery" from Royce! - September 18, 2003 - Report this comment
OK, no matter how many times I read this title, it makes me chuckle every time.
Claude Prez - September 18, 2003 - Report this comment
Great job Royce; I concur about the title.
Wild Man - September 19, 2003 - Report this comment
LOL ! This was great!

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