Song Parodies -> U.N. Party
| Original Song Title: | "Garden Party" |
| Original Performer: | Ricky Nelson |
| Parody Song Title: | "U.N. Party" |
| Parody Written by: | Royce Miller |
From President Bush's viewpoint
I went to a UN party
To talk with some of my old friends
A chance to talk about people gassed
By Saddam Hussein
When I got to the UN party
They all knew my name
I was the bad guy, yes I was
I got all the blame
Chorus:
But it's alright now
Some folks are gonna balk
You see, the grownups problem-solve
The children only talk
Leaders came from miles around
Everyone was there
But when it came to Saddam Insane
No one seemed to care
Over in the corner, not to my surprise,
Germany hid like Hitler did,
Behind a stack of lies
Repeat Chorus
Lot-dahdahdahdah
Lot-dahdahdahdah
Showed them all the hard facts
Thought that's why they came
But only a few would listen
Like England and Spain
I said hello to Mexico
Sittin' on the fence
Wishin' they'd wake up and get
A little common sense
Repeat Chorus
Lot-dahdahdahdah
Lot-dahdahdahdah
Someone opened up a closet door
And out stepped cowardly France
Stuttering and stammering
in yellow underpants
If you go to a UN party
I wish you alot of luck
When it comes to world security
"United Nations" suck
But it's alright now
Some folks are gonna balk
You see, the grownups problem-solve
The children only talk
To talk with some of my old friends
A chance to talk about people gassed
By Saddam Hussein
When I got to the UN party
They all knew my name
I was the bad guy, yes I was
I got all the blame
Chorus:
But it's alright now
Some folks are gonna balk
You see, the grownups problem-solve
The children only talk
Leaders came from miles around
Everyone was there
But when it came to Saddam Insane
No one seemed to care
Over in the corner, not to my surprise,
Germany hid like Hitler did,
Behind a stack of lies
Repeat Chorus
Lot-dahdahdahdah
Lot-dahdahdahdah
Showed them all the hard facts
Thought that's why they came
But only a few would listen
Like England and Spain
I said hello to Mexico
Sittin' on the fence
Wishin' they'd wake up and get
A little common sense
Repeat Chorus
Lot-dahdahdahdah
Lot-dahdahdahdah
Someone opened up a closet door
And out stepped cowardly France
Stuttering and stammering
in yellow underpants
If you go to a UN party
I wish you alot of luck
When it comes to world security
"United Nations" suck
But it's alright now
Some folks are gonna balk
You see, the grownups problem-solve
The children only talk
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Royce - This is excellent and so true. I'm surprised the lefties sat this one out. Can't argue with the truth.
I was going to leave this one alone cos i've never heard of the original song. But then i heard my name, so i had to join in. What does 'balk' mean? And what exactly do you wear under your pants?
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