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Song Parodies -> "You Cause Pain"

Original Song Title:

"You're So Vain"

Original Performer:

Carly Simon

Parody Song Title:

"You Cause Pain"

Parody Written by:

Royce Miller

The Lyrics

You flew into the twin towers
On a sunny New York day
Of course, your trainees did the work
While you stayed far away
You were holed up in Afghanistan
With a smirk on your face
While many sad folks lost their life partners
Lost their life partners, and

You cause pain
You think everyone should be just like you
You cause pain
You think everyone should be like you, like you

You started out several years ago
When we were still quite naive
The bombing of the USS Cole
Made some good people grieve
You've blown away some things we love
But you will never win
We have our dreams, and you won't take our freedom
Won't take our freedom, and

Repeat Chorus

Well you did your evil in Bali
And lots of good people died
You have no respect for humanity
You've maimed and killed and lied
Your legacy is one of hate
Will those you have taught come around to defend you?
Come to defend you?

Repeat Chorus

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Pacing: 3.4
How Funny: 2.7
Overall Rating: 3.4

Total Votes: 10

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