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Song Parodies -> "The Way You Cook Ain't Right"

Original Song Title:

"The Way You Look Tonight"

Original Performer:

Frank Sinatra

Parody Song Title:

"The Way You Cook Ain't Right"

Parody Written by:

Royce Miller

The Lyrics

this is an old song from the 30's, but Frank Sinatra recorded it and
other people also
Does that
Casserole have mold?
Ooh, it's looking old
What's that purple stuff that's floating on it?
Ooh the way you cook ain't right

Yes, you're trying
But to my alarm
The smoke is still aloft
There is nothing left but blackened cinders
Cause the way you cook ain't right

With each whiff my nausea grows
Tearing my gut apart
What's the smell
That's wrinkling my nose
Did the dog just fart?

Open
All the windows wide
Got to go outside
Got to get some air because I'm choking
Cause the way you cook ain't right

Gastly
Ooh the chile's hot
Kinda looks like snot
Got to get some air because I'm gagging
On the way you cook tonight

What's the smell
That's wrinkling my nose
Did the dog just fart?

Open
All the windows wide
Got to run outside
Got to get some air because
I'm choking
No, the way you cook ain't right

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Joelle - May 18, 2004 - Report this comment
That was a good one!
Arwen - May 18, 2004 - Report this comment
I loved it! 5-5-5!
Wade Kiner - May 18, 2004 - Report this comment
Hilarious! 5's
Michael Pacholek - May 18, 2004 - Report this comment
Royce, it's one thing if I make fun of my mother... no, seriously, it was great.
Royce Miller - May 19, 2004 - Report this comment
Thanks for the comments everyone.

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