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Song Parodies -> "Coffee in the Morning"

Original Song Title:

"Mary in the Morning"

Original Performer:

Al Martino

Parody Song Title:

"Coffee in the Morning"

Parody Written by:

Royce Miller

The Lyrics

Nothing's quite as tasty as coffee in the morning
When through a sleepy haze, I smell it brewing there
Fragrant and strong, that's what it takes to wake up
The caffeine hits me like a hammer, good and square

When I awake, I'm feeling half past dead and creepy
I want to stick
My head into the coffee can, and breathe in deeply

And nothing's quite as warming as coffee in the morning
Gets me kick started, cause it is the only way
And when I start to drink it, I feel we just might make it
Me and my caffeine just might make another day

The grinds are there, aroma fills up my whole kitchen
I wouldn't dare walk out the door without that stuff---
Cause I'd be bitchin'

And nothing's quite as tasty as coffee in the evening
Pour in some Cask and Keg and stir it in the cup
I mellow out, after a day of running
And before bedtime that whole pot will be drunk up

Nothing's quite as tasty as coffee in the morning
Nothing's quite as tasty as coffee in the morning

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John Barry - March 25, 2005 - Report this comment
This almost makes me want to give up tea.

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