-> "Budweiser Rapacity"
Original Song Title:
"Bohemian Rhapsody" (MP3)
Parody Song Title:
They took my Bud Lite™
Owned far across the sea
Sell out to the Belgians, did we?
No more Bud-wise
Companies all die or flee
I'm just Joe Six-pack, it's Michelob™ for me
Because it's "sleazy sum, sleazy: go"
My little high turned to low
Rolling Rock™ or Landshark™ somehow all taste badder to me
'Bama just bought a beer
'Merican? Not brewed or bred
Did the figures; "Deal!", they said
InBev's buy took out the fun
Will all be gone? No beer left: USA?
Sold my Busch™ and made me cry
I'm just your plain old Joe who likes his NASCAR
"Red State" guy, yep, am I; vote for hot chick from Alaskar
Too late; the slime have come
Mich' AmberBock's™ so fine
Maybe take a twist of lime
Good-bye Busch-Anheuser, the one we know
"Natural Light's"™ my favorite kind of "Bush"; the truth:
Ladies, ooooh, (any time the thing shows) --
Hate it when they dye!
Anheuser-Busch, is nothing sacred at all?
Bud Ice™, Busch Lite™, will still wet your whistle, man
(A bit gauche:) Make good douche; shake it up; spritz, post-tango 
Plunder off our light beer -- hairy, scary nightmeer, me
Gal'll lay you, gal'll play you
Gal'll stay, you: gallon, pay, you
Gal'll lay, you'll figure it's terrifico
But I'm just Joe Plumber and nobody knows me
Became a poor boy when they lost: GOP
Drinking rum? I think: No! -- Will not let them go!
Budweiser™! No, we will not let you go, please don't go
Budweiser! What if we pay more dough? Then, not go?
Budweiser! So what if sales are slow? Price, too low!
Please stay in St. Lo! Be a bro'!
Dim, the arch's glow, as you go 
Oh, no! Go? No! MO: Oh, no! 
Diarrhea, gonorrhea, leukorrhea, InBev: blow!
Adolphus Busch and Dad, Eberhard Anheuser: but for thee, woe: me 
So you think you can own us and sh*t in our eye?
So you think we'll still love you, and your brands, we'll buy?
Oh, InBev, can't do this to this to me, InBev
Just gotta go find -- just gotta get another beer
Maybe have a Miller's™
Based in Mil-wau-kee
Uh, oh, my hope shatters - British, really, owned by SAB?! 
Everywhere, the buck goes....
 Coca-Cola™, based in Atlanta, Georgia, USA, used to be known as "Georgia Birth Control" for being used in this manner. (Probably somewhat effective, given the pressure-wash of the carbonation and its extreme acidity. The alcohol in beer might also do the trick.)
 A-B was founded and headquartered in St. Louis, Missouri, a city on the west bank of the Mississippi River. In 1965, a giant stainless-steel arch was built to commemorate the city's legacy as a gateway of US westward expansion in the 1800s. At 630 feet (192 m), it is the tallest man-made monument in the United States, and rather dwarfs your local McDonald's™. There's a beautiful panoramic shot of it and the St. Louis skyline at Wikipedia's "St. Louis" article.
 MO = US Postal abbreviation for Missouri
 Busch was Anheuser's son-in-law, actually, who joined Dad as partner in 1869.
 SAB: Started out as South African Breweries in 1895; now based in London; acquired Miller in 2002 and was renamed SABMiller.
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