(Spoken):
You pushed him off and made him leave
His balls were blue since then
Now he's found somebody new
And you want him back again

(Song):
You prudish little girl, prissy little girl
You wouldn't let him have his way with you
He's found another love
Lies down and she's above
And there's not a single thing that you can do

"But I love him"
No you don't, you just love his pay-check
"I still love him"
If you got him back again, you wouldn't even kiss his "neck"!

Prudish little girl, prissy little girl
You wouldn't let him have a piece or two
He's found another love
Fits with her like a glove
And there's not a single thing that you can do

"But I love him"
It's too late to have a change of heart
"I still love him"
Tomorrow is his wedding day; too late to get your legs apart!

[Instrumental]

Foolish little girl, fickle little girl
You always told him ("No, I won't) Screw you!"
He's found another love, it's her he gives his shove
Remember that it's he you wouldn't do

("But I love him")
Forget him cause he don't belong to you
("I still love him")
It's too late; he's found someone to screw
("But I love him")
Too late to let him do what he would do