No problem; she lies beside in bed so readily
De-pants her? It's easy, if you "make it" lovingly
You liked her yelps of pleasure; snuggle after spree
To score, there's ... scores of ways to please your lover
She's red and ready; doffs her habit, getting nude
Not a wh*re, so no demeaning words; they'll cost you getting scr*wed
Be quite discreet; don't tell; do be frisky, but not crude
Perhaps some ... nifty ways to tease your lover
Shifting ways, to please your lover
You just hop on her back, Jack
Hit her G-spot, Scott'
A love-smack on her bun, 'Won
And get her pelt free
Down on her quim, Tim
Do the deed in the dark, Mark
Just climb right upon, John
Men, listen to T.
Ooh, fondle her thigh, Guy
Kiss on the "cat", Matt(hias)
Just be good with your hand, And(y)
And you'll see she'll say, "¡Sì!" 
Give her a nudge, 'Kludge
(But don't go for the fudge, 'Kludge!)
A long, hairy horn, Warr'n
Pay heed to TT
Sometimes you'll please her to inflict a *little* pain
Or maybe she's ... a Domme to you and loves to hold the rein
Just have a ... li'l fantasy chat, and get her to explain
Her many fav'rite ways
Give head in bed when you go sleep with her tonight
And when you leave in the morning, "Thanks, again! Fantastic, quite!"
And then you kiss her, her dreams realized, and hug and hold her tight 
I say there's .... tons of ways to please your lover
Poorest way: disease your lover
You just plant a soft kiss, Kris
Do something new, Stu
(Go and turn upside down, clown!)
(Seems you are, to me) 
OHHH! ... On knee, T-JC
Just leave *her* in a daze, Blaze
She'll be your love-slave, Dave
And get her, pelf-free
Be nice to gal, al
Know where to lick, Rick
Take your time ere you splat, Pat
She will glisten with glee
Do an ad-lib, 'Rib
Go invent a new thrill, Phil
Give *her* the best sex, Rex FG
, "come" with T. 
 Spanish for "yes"
 Using the intuitive and original (Scottish-derived) pronunciation, before it morphed into rhyming with "huge", which was based on a different word, "kluge".
 Remember, guys, even though you've scored, you still need to put the extra point on the board.
 Rather rotten reference to residence of Stu in "The Land Down Under"
, i. e. Australia.
 Having self-identified as a schoolteacher, Fiddlegirl is no doubt on a summer vacation, perhaps in Bora Bora, or as far away as it's possible to be from American schoolchildren. Well, when summer's over, maybe the partnership will "fall" back into place, so to speak. ;-)