I have also created a website for my parodies. You can find it at www.parodyman.com. Whenever I get a recording of one of my parodies I post it there, so if you are interested you can go forth and listen.
Unfortunately, I am not (yet) making a living as a parodist, so in my other life I work in Information Technology. Although over the years I have been jostled from position to position, my number one career is as a writer of user manuals, online help, training guides, website content...basically any technical information that a company wants to provide to its customers. And having said that, I am surprised that I have not written more parodies about technology...hmmm, gotta go now.
Song Parodies -> Recordings 
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| Parody Title | Original Song | Original Performer | Submitted |
|---|---|---|---|
| Blue Flame | Big Bad John | Jimmy Dean | 2007-01-07 |
| Wake Me Up | Bring Me to Life | Evanescence | 2007-09-23 |
Song Parodies -> Lyrics
P stands for Pacing, F stands for How Funny, and O is for Overall Score.
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| Parody Title | Original Title | Performer | Submitted | P | F | O | H |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| Acne Zit from Hell | King for a Day | Thompson Twins | 4.9 | 4.9 | 4.9 | 198 | |
| Osama, Osama | Oh, Johnny! Oh, Johnny! | Bonnie Baker | 4.5 | 4.5 | 4.5 | 62 | |
| Buffalo (and Minneapolis) | Instanbul (Not Constantinople) | They Might Be Giants | 4.5 | 4.5 | 4.5 | 70 | |
| It Always Rains In Southern California | It Never Rains In Southern California | Albert Hammond | 5.0 | 4.3 | 5.0 | 70 | |
| Flame | Fame | Irene Cara | 4.9 | 4.8 | 4.9 | 87 | |
| Runs from Prunes | Run to You | Bryan Adams | 4.2 | 4.2 | 4.2 | 67 | |
| Deadline | Memory | Andrew Lloyd Webber | 4.9 | 4.9 | 5.0 | 99 | |
| It Was a Very Good Beer | It Was a Very Good Year | Frank Sinatra | 5.0 | 5.0 | 5.0 | 73 | |
| I Want My Parody | Money For Nothing | Dire Straits | 5.0 | 5.0 | 5.0 | 60 | |
| Are We There Yet? | Driver 8 | REM | 5.0 | 4.9 | 4.9 | 279 | |
| The Legend of George Lucas | The Legend of Paul Revere | Paul Revere and the Raiders | 4.7 | 4.6 | 4.7 | 65 | |
| Tail of the Tigger | Eye of the Tiger | Survivor | 5.0 | 5.0 | 5.0 | 282 | |
| My DNA | YMCA | Village People | 5.0 | 4.8 | 4.9 | 96 | |
| Vader's Hunt | Larger Than Life | Backstreet Boys | 5.0 | 5.0 | 5.0 | 70 | |
| Addicted to Golf | Addicted to Love | Robert Palmer | 5.0 | 5.0 | 5.0 | 78 | |
| Have You Ever Had a Brain? | Have You Ever Seen the Rain? | Creedence Clearwater Revival | 4.9 | 4.9 | 4.9 | 83 | |
| Fanny (Is Tender From the Sun) | Fanny (Be Tender With My Love) | Bee Gees | 4.9 | 4.9 | 4.9 | 70 | |
| Boring Meeting | Manic Monday | Bangles | 5.0 | 5.0 | 5.0 | 152 | |
| Kwai Chang Caine | You're So Vain | Carly Simon | 4.9 | 4.9 | 5.0 | 76 | |
| Scales | Stand | REM | 4.9 | 4.8 | 4.8 | 65 | |
| Sucker | Changes | David Bowie | 5.0 | 5.0 | 5.0 | 58 | |
| One Song Over the Line | One Toke Over the Line | Brewer and Shipley | 4.6 | 4.5 | 4.5 | 69 | |
| Slow Slow Slow | Fun Fun Fun | Beach Boys | 4.9 | 5.0 | 5.0 | 62 | |
| Stacy's Mum (has got a giant bum) | Stacy's Mom | Fountains of Wayne | 4.2 | 4.5 | 4.3 | 1312 | |
| Goodbye Normal Jeans | Candle in the Wind | Elton John | 4.9 | 4.9 | 4.9 | 269 | |
| You Don't Mess Around With Spike | You Don't Mess Around With Jim | Jim Croce | 5.0 | 5.0 | 5.0 | 62 | |
| It's Beginning to Look a Lot Like Christmas | It's Beginning to Look a Lot Like Christmas | Traditional | 4.7 | 4.9 | 4.8 | 490 | |
| Elf | Bitch | Meredith Brooks | 5.0 | 5.0 | 5.0 | 59 | |
| I'm Gonna Shoot Santa Claus | I Wanna Be Santa Claus | Ringo Starr | 5.0 | 5.0 | 5.0 | 64 | |
| The Most Wonderful Time for a Beer | The Most Wonderful Time of the Year | Andy Williams | 4.9 | 4.9 | 4.9 | 210 | |
| Deck the House | Deck the Halls | Traditional | 4.6 | 4.6 | 4.6 | 110 | |
| Santa Claus is Missing His Hos | Santa Claus is Coming to Town | Traditional | 5.0 | 5.0 | 5.0 | 508 | |
| Shopping Around the Internet | Rocking Around the Christmas Tree | Brenda Lee | 4.7 | 4.4 | 4.4 | 88 | |
| If I Were a Santa | If I Were a Rich Man | Zero Mostel | 5.0 | 5.0 | 5.0 | 62 | |
| Let it Snow! | Let it Snow! | Dean Martin | 4.2 | 4.1 | 4.3 | 79 | |
| Addicted to Gifts | Addicted to Love | Robert Palmer | 5.0 | 5.0 | 5.0 | 62 | |
| Drivin' In a Winter Wonderland | Walkin' In a Winter Wonderland | Traditional | 5.0 | 5.0 | 5.0 | 311 | |
| On Christmas Eve | My Favorite Things | Julie Andrews | 5.0 | 5.0 | 5.0 | 72 | |
| It's a Digital World | What a Wonderful World | Louis Armstrong | 5.0 | 5.0 | 5.0 | 66 | |
| It's Our Party | It's My Party | Leslie Gore | 5.0 | 4.9 | 4.9 | 75 | |
| I Use a Rhyming Dictionary to Complete My Parodies | I Am the Very Model of a Modern Major General | Gilbert & Sullivan | 5.0 | 4.9 | 4.9 | 168 | |
| Mister Bass Man | Mister Bass Man | Johnny Cymbal | 4.9 | 5.0 | 5.0 | 330 | |
| First Mate (Gilligan's Song) | I'm Late (The White Rabbit Song) | Alice in Wonderland Soundtrack | 5.0 | 5.0 | 5.0 | 66 | |
| You Are So Beautiful | You Are So Beautiful | Joe Cocker | 5.0 | 5.0 | 5.0 | 83 | |
| Designated Driver (the AmIRight version) | California Dreaming | The Mamas and the Papas | 5.0 | 5.0 | 5.0 | 94 | |
| Idiot Drivers | Eleanor Rigby | The Beatles | 4.5 | 4.6 | 4.6 | 80 | |
| Deep Into Doing Taxes | Deep In the Heart of Texas | Hank Thompson | 5.0 | 5.0 | 5.0 | 72 | |
| W-S-O-P | W-O-L-D | Harry Chapin | 5.0 | 5.0 | 5.0 | 71 | |
| My Snackrifice | My Sacrifice | Creed | 5.0 | 5.0 | 5.0 | 86 | |
| 50 Ways to Love Your Liver | 50 Ways to Leave Your Lover | Paul Simon | 4.8 | 4.7 | 4.8 | 682 | |
| Wine from a Bottle | Time in a Bottle | Jim Croce | 5.0 | 5.0 | 5.0 | 56 | |
| Parody Writers | Eleanor Rigby | The Beatles | 5.0 | 5.0 | 5.0 | 54 | |
| Born to be Wild | Born to be Wild | Steppenwolf | 4.5 | 4.5 | 4.6 | 111 | |
| Batman's Lament | Behind Blue Eyes | The Who | 4.5 | 4.4 | 4.5 | 284 | |
| Where Do We Go For Beer | Where Do We Go From Here | Kevin Lee | 5.0 | 5.0 | 5.0 | 56 | |
| Campsite | Save Me Tonight | Kevin Lee | 5.0 | 5.0 | 5.0 | 56 | |
| Conga Line | Can't Believe You're Mine | Kevin Lee | 5.0 | 5.0 | 5.0 | 270 | |
| Demotion (Pluto's Song) | Emotion | Bee Gees | 4.0 | 4.0 | 4.0 | 302 | |
| Waitin' in Line | Draggin' the Line | Tommy James & The Shondells | 5.0 | 5.0 | 5.0 | 59 | |
| Band Parent | Girl Watcher | The O'Kaysions | 5.0 | 5.0 | 5.0 | 65 | |
| Christmas Time is Here? | Christmas Time is Here | Vince Guaraldi | 5.0 | 5.0 | 5.0 | 77 | |
| Nuttin' for Christmas | Nuttin' for Christmas | Billy Pressman | 4.2 | 4.5 | 4.5 | 87 | |
| This Year's Toy | This Year's Girl | Elvis Costello | 5.0 | 5.0 | 5.0 | 69 | |
| Silent Fart | Silent Night | Traditional | 4.8 | 4.7 | 4.7 | 1041 | |
| O Christmas Cards | O Christmas Tree | Traditional | 5.0 | 5.0 | 5.0 | 254 | |
| The Mooching Brother Song | Barely Breathing | Duncan Sheik | 5.0 | 5.0 | 5.0 | 78 | |
| The New Year's Resolution Song | Auld Lang Syne | Robert Burns | 5.0 | 5.0 | 5.0 | 104 | |
| I'm Not Dead | I Got You (I Feel Good) | James Brown | 5.0 | 5.0 | 5.0 | 76 | |
| Reindeer Practice | Helter Skelter | The Beatles | 5.0 | 5.0 | 5.0 | 58 | |
| Taking Down the Lights | Burning Down the House | Talking Heads | 4.9 | 4.8 | 4.8 | 56 | |
| How Much Is That Hooker In The Window? | How Much Is That Doggie In The Window? | Bob Merrill | 5.0 | 5.0 | 5.0 | 91 | |
| Blue Flame | Big Bad John | Jimmy Dean | 5.0 | 5.0 | 5.0 | 77 | |
| Albertsons | Galveston | Glen Campbell | 5.0 | 5.0 | 5.0 | 73 | |
| Tax Plan | Taxman | The Beatles | 5.0 | 5.0 | 5.0 | 55 | |
| Viagra | Tomorrow | The Cast Of Annie | 5.0 | 5.0 | 5.0 | 79 | |
| My Dream Matchups (Sports) | My Favorite Things | Julie Andrews | 4.5 | 4.5 | 4.5 | 59 | |
| 4th of July | American Pie | Don McLean | 5.0 | 5.0 | 5.0 | 89 | |
| There's An Orange Crush | There's A Kind of Hush | Herman's Hermits | 4.6 | 4.6 | 4.6 | 60 | |
| Come Bail Me Out | Come Sail Away | Styx | 5.0 | 4.9 | 5.0 | 161 | |
| Disasters | Fernando | ABBA | 4.7 | 5.0 | 4.7 | 101 | |
| I Need To Eat Less Food | I'm Into Something Good | Herman's Hermits | 5.0 | 5.0 | 5.0 | 87 | |
| Mrs. Brown, You've Got A Lovely Garter | Mrs. Brown, You've Got A Lovely Daughter | Herman's Hermits | 5.0 | 5.0 | 5.0 | 109 | |
| I Just Want You to Know It's a Scam | Iris | Goo Goo Dolls | 5.0 | 5.0 | 5.0 | 108 | |
| All About Me | Under the Sea | Disney's The Little Mermaid | 5.0 | 5.0 | 5.0 | 173 | |
| It Had to Be Hugh (Hefner) | It Had to Be You | Perry Como | 5.0 | 5.0 | 5.0 | 75 | |
| Seven of Nine | The Edge of Heaven | Ace of Base | 5.0 | 5.0 | 5.0 | 89 | |
| Plundered Me Rum | Under My Thumb | The Rolling Stones | 5.0 | 5.0 | 5.0 | 86 | |
| She's On Fire | She's On Fire | Kevin Lee | 5.0 | 5.0 | 5.0 | 66 | |
| I'm a Retriever | I'm a Believer | The Monkees | 4.8 | 4.8 | 4.5 | 81 | |
| Windows Is a Pain | Shadows In the Rain | The Police | 5.0 | 5.0 | 5.0 | 80 | |
| This Parody Is Not About Poo | I've Gotta Get A Message To You | Bee Gees | 5.0 | 5.0 | 5.0 | 86 | |
| God Bless Acanico | God Bless America | Kate Smith | 5.0 | 5.0 | 5.0 | 76 | |
| The Stork, The Stork | New York, New York | Frank Sinatra | 5.0 | 5.0 | 5.0 | 113 | |
| Blue Flame Returns | Great Balls of Fire | Jerry Lee Lewis | 5.0 | 5.0 | 5.0 | 109 | |
| There's 50,000 Now | If My Friends Could See Me Now | Shirley MacLaine | 5.0 | 5.0 | 5.0 | 73 | |
| Salary | Valleri | The Monkees | 5.0 | 5.0 | 5.0 | 101 | |
| Destiny (A Star Wars Parody) | Valerie | Steve Winwood | 5.0 | 5.0 | 5.0 | 97 | |
| Price of Gasoline | Yellow Submarine | The Beatles | 3.9 | 3.3 | 3.3 | 294 | |
| Mario | Rodeo | Garth Brooks | 5.0 | 4.9 | 5.0 | 186 | |
| Harry Potter, Ronald Weasley, and Hermione Granger | Supercalifragilisticexpialidocious | Julie Andrews (Mary Poppins) | 4.8 | 5.0 | 5.0 | 486 | |
| To All the Girls I've Loved Before | To All the Girls I've Loved Before | Willie Nelson | 5.0 | 5.0 | 5.0 | 480 | |
| Hubble No More | Trouble No More | The Allman Brothers Band | 5.0 | 5.0 | 5.0 | 133 | |
| Fly (In My Soup) | Fly | Sugar Ray | 5.0 | 5.0 | 5.0 | 180 | |
| Hey There Delilah (Sampson's Story) | Hey There Delilah | Plain White T's | 5.0 | 4.9 | 4.9 | 786 | |
| Wake Me Up | Bring Me To Life | Evanescence | 5.0 | 4.8 | 5.0 | 237 | |
| 404! | Let it Snow! | Dean Martin | 4.9 | 4.5 | 4.9 | 158 | |
| The Other Side | The Other Side | Skyhooks | 5.0 | 5.0 | 5.0 | 90 | |
| Paying My Tuition | Losing My Religion | REM | 5.0 | 5.0 | 5.0 | 184 | |
| Won't Be Fools Again | Won't Get Fooled Again | The Who | 5.0 | 5.0 | 5.0 | 127 | |
| I Wish You Were Beer | I Wish You Were Here | Incubus | 4.8 | 4.9 | 4.7 | 238 | |
| Swiss Miss | This Kiss | Faith Hill | 5.0 | 4.8 | 5.0 | 159 | |
| Head of Hair | Angry Chair | Alice in Chains | 5.0 | 5.0 | 5.0 | 190 | |
| Blackwater | Black Water | The Doobie Brothers | 5.0 | 5.0 | 5.0 | 150 | |
| Birds | Words | The Monkees | 5.0 | 5.0 | 5.0 | 98 | |
| Whatta Fan | Whatta Man | Salt-n-Pepa | 5.0 | 5.0 | 5.0 | 148 | |
| Santa's Sleigh | Jesse's Girl | Rick Springfield | 5.0 | 5.0 | 5.0 | 166 | |
| Dear Rudolph | Dear Prudence | The Beatles | 5.0 | 5.0 | 5.0 | 172 | |
| Toys In the Attic | Toys In the Attic | Aerosmith | 5.0 | 5.0 | 5.0 | 125 | |
| Merry Christmas | Jamie's Cryin' | Van Halen | 5.0 | 4.9 | 4.9 | 163 | |
| Christmas Debt | We Need a Little Christmas | Angela Lansbury | 5.0 | 4.0 | 4.0 | 178 | |
| I'm Just A Swinger (With My Rock and Roll Fans) | I'm Just A Singer (In a Rock and Roll Band) | The Moody Blues | 5.0 | 5.0 | 5.0 | 193 | |
| Draggin' The Sleigh | Draggin' The Line | Tommy James & The Shondells | 5.0 | 5.0 | 5.0 | 97 | |
| Toys | Boys | The Beatles | 5.0 | 5.0 | 5.0 | 80 | |
| Emeril | Emerald | Thin Lizzy | 5.0 | 5.0 | 5.0 | 79 | |
| Butt Kiss Butt Kiss Butt Kiss | Uhn Tiss Uhn Tiss Uhn Tiss | Bloodhound Gang | 5.0 | 4.9 | 4.9 | 308 | |
| It's Child's Play | Come Out and Play | The Offspring | 5.0 | 5.0 | 5.0 | 132 | |
| Fighting In a Swimming Pool | Going Down to Liverpool | Bangles | 5.0 | 5.0 | 5.0 | 183 | |
| Spears | Beer | Reel Big Fish | 5.0 | 5.0 | 5.0 | 96 | |
| We Are Undead | Over My Head | Fleetwood Mac | 5.0 | 5.0 | 5.0 | 101 | |
| Erotica | America | Neil Diamond | 5.0 | 5.0 | 5.0 | 169 | |
| I'm Whig | I'm Free | Kenny Loggins | 5.0 | 5.0 | 5.0 | 77 | |
| Hamburger Hell | Hold It Don't Drop It | Jennifer Lopez | 4.8 | 4.5 | 4.7 | 69 | |
| Mom Is In The Dorm | Calm Before The Storm | Fall Out Boy | 4.8 | 5.0 | 4.8 | 92 | |
| You've Become A Twin | Here You Come Again | Dolly Parton | 5.0 | 5.0 | 5.0 | 115 | |
| Pimp My Ride | By My Side | Eminem with Stat Quo | 4.5 | 4.5 | 4.5 | 125 | |
| See the Stubble On Me | See the Trouble With Me | Barry White | 5.0 | 5.0 | 5.0 | 67 | |
| Pepe Le Pew | Winnie the Pooh | The Disney Chorus | 4.9 | 4.9 | 4.9 | 84 | |
| Flying In a Plane | Crying In the Rain | Whitesnake | 5.0 | 5.0 | 5.0 | 65 | |
| Geo | Rio | Duran Duran | 5.0 | 5.0 | 5.0 | 76 | |
| The Reason | The Reason | Hoobastank | 5.0 | 5.0 | 5.0 | 26 | |
| Stubbly (The Breakup Song) | Bubbly | Colbie Calliat | 4.7 | 4.7 | 4.7 | 32 | |
| I Binged and Purged | I Kissed A Girl | Katy Perry | 4.8 | 4.8 | 4.8 | 39 | |
| Crappy | Happy | Brandy | 5.0 | 4.7 | 4.7 | 22 |
