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Song Parodies -> "The Malfoy Family Theme"

Original Song Title:

"The Addams Family Theme"

Original Performer:

Vic Mizzy

Parody Song Title:

"The Malfoy Family Theme"

Parody Written by:

Rex Ungericht

The Lyrics

A big Harry Potter convention is coming to Dallas in August 2018. Tickets went on sale November 15, 2017, and sold out within 24 hours. I figured the event will need music, so I humbly present...
They're creepy and they're kooky
Mysterious and spooky
They're altogether ooky
The Malfoy Family

They say they're pure-blood breeders
But they're a bunch of cheaters
Who joined up with Death Eaters
The Malfoy Family


They're hatin' Harry Potter
They think he is a rotter
They'll lead him straight to slaughter
The Malfoy family

They kick around their house elves
They're casting dangerous spells
And they're just out for themselves
The Malfoy family

The Malfoy family
Hear the Addams Family Theme on YouTube.

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Voting Results

Pacing: 3.0
How Funny: 3.0
Overall Rating: 3.0

Total Votes: 6

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2LD4U - November 22, 2017 - Report this comment
Draco Malfoy always reminds me of what Richard Milhouse Nixon was probably like as a kid.
Claude Prez - November 22, 2017 - Report this comment
Well, I did not see this coming....two in a row? Great stuff! Although I think you misspelled "hairy potter convention", I go to that thing every year and it's nothing like this song implies
Agrimorfee - November 22, 2017 - Report this comment
Rex, you kept all of OS verse 1! --- Really!? I'm disappointed.
Frank - November 22, 2017 - Report this comment
this is poorly conceived and written, plus what Agrimorfee said.
Claude Prez - November 22, 2017 - Report this comment
Hi "Frank". Haven't seen you around before. Are you a regular contributor to the site, or did you just happen by and decide to offer your expert criticisms? I only ask because if we don't know who you are, there's no way to evaluate whether your opinion is worthy of respect or should be discarded as anonymous jealous little boy tantrum BS (that's a thing we get a lot of around here). Feel free to elaborate, I know I for one am genuinely interested.
Rex - November 23, 2017 - Report this comment
2LD4U - Now I want to write a skit with the Nixons as the Malfoys. Thanks! Claude - Thanks! Perhaps you can post photos from your hairy potter conven -- on second thought, never mind. Agrimorfee - Funny how what I see as a strength of this parody you see as a disappointment. Just picture a small group of carolers starting to sing this at a Harry Potter con, and people wonder, "why are they singing the Addams Family theme"? And then... Frank - I had no idea an actual Malfoy would show up to comment on my parody. Claude - I dub the Sir Prez, Member of the Order of AmIRight, Keeper of the Farce, and Defender of the Parody.
Frank - November 23, 2017 - Report this comment
I wasn't aware that one had to be a member here to comment or that an honest comment deserves critical review. Btw, WHO are you? I had to look way down the author list to find your mediocre parodies. I was a fan of John Barry a long time ago, as if it's any of your business. His parodies are awesome, unlike yours or this piece of trash. Btw, any grown man attending a Harry Potter convention is either Gay or a total waste of testosterone.
Claude Prez - November 23, 2017 - Report this comment
Hahahaha okay hi Rob nice costume silly
Frank's Dad - November 23, 2017 - Report this comment
^ whatever you say Nancy-boy

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