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Rex Ungericht

The Lyrics

I don't really know
How I got this way
Maybe it's the flu
Or something in last evening's stew
Or reaction to some infectious spore
Or a bogeyman from Azkaban
Boy I hope I pull through

I'm feeling crappy
I wish that I felt good
But my fever's one-oh-three
Oh boss man can't you see that
I'm feeling crappy
Guess I must conclude
That a bug has hold of me
I hope that it's not rabies

It's total crappiness
This isn't any fun
So I'm gonna call a retreat maybe
Start to head for home and hope I don't spew, Roy
I would have worked the entire day
But I am turning gray

Into my car and I pull away
What a great day and now it's time to play

I'm feeling happy
I'm in a joyous mood
Because now it's plain to see
That I've made some time for me
I'm feeling happy
And so very shrewd
Got a tee time – 10:03
I'm ready ready ready

Think that I should do this everyday

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Pacing: 5.0
How Funny: 4.8
Overall Rating: 4.8

Total Votes: 5

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Max Power - July 24, 2008 - Report this comment
You won the starting job on a coin toss, another 555 interceptions.
UnKnownVotress - July 24, 2008 - Report this comment
I thought TEA time was at 4pm, Czar Rex ?? Nice write, Sir.
Matthias - July 25, 2008 - Report this comment
Pretty sneaky stuff there Rex, but I mean couldn't you just call in sick and not waste all that valuable gasoline to drive to work, and then to the golf course. I guess it's more convincing when the boss can actually see you, and takes a lot more skill to act sick. This was good Rex, but after winning the last 3 rounds I was expecting something more outstanding, it was a bit short, it wasn't bad, it was funny, and clever, but a bit on the short side.
Agrimorfee - July 25, 2008 - Report this comment
(Artistry) A light and airy parody on a light and airy OS (talk about CRAPPY!--yeesh) . Not really much I can comment on. It's a parody, but shoot, it doesn't stick out much as a Rex Ungericht parody. Sorry.
Max Power - July 28, 2008 - Report this comment
See above
bobpiecheese - August 03, 2008 - Report this comment
(Artistry) As Matthias and Agri already said, this wasn't as 'geez, just give him the gold ready and be done with it' as a lot of your Artistry entries have been, but pretty good nonetheless.
Below Average Dave - August 07, 2008 - Report this comment
(Artistry) Well, I think this was a case of you just wanted to get Brandy out the way, can't blame you I know how it is to parody an artist you don't like (remembers Thin Lizzy) The OS has to be among her oddest, which made it a little hard to follow, but it read well, and I think it was pretty funny on a whole.

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