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Song Parodies -> "I'm Really Hot"

Original Song Title:

"I'm Really Hot"

Original Performer:

Missy Elliot

Parody Song Title:

"I'm Really Hot"

Parody Written by:

Rex Ungericht

The Lyrics

Written from a lyric sheet for the Artistry contest.
Oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh
I'm, I'm, I'm, I'm, I'm really, really
Hot, Hot, Hot, Hot, Hot

Heard a clatter from the a.c.
Broken a.c. gonna drive me freakin' crazy
Now I got perspiration on my boo-tay
Everytime I save some money it's kablooie!
Something breaks, uses all my mo-nay
Now my cooler blowin' hot air, I need Kool-aid
Just my rotten luck it happened to-day
Because my friends comin' over for a par-tay
I wish I was rich
A.F.U., this
I gotta keep payin', use all my credit
I save up some cash then some handyman gets it
Rich gettin' richer all offa my paycheck
I pay my bills then I have 50 cent
I don't get paid much as a washroom attendant
Now I'm sittin' here soakin' in my sweat, I'm not content
Oh why did my a.c. quit

Oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh
I'm, I'm, I'm, I'm, I'm really, really
Hot, Hot, Hot, Hot, Hot

I'm really,really hot
I could use a soda pop
Ninety-nine and it won't drop
Until 2 a.m.

Hot as hell and there ain't no doubt
I could just self combust and then flame out
The countertop's hot, it could fry trout
My chocolate melted, what is that all about?
It makes me shout
Think my brain cells
Turned to gel and start to swell
People can't ya tell
I need a.c. before I melt
And my hairy pits, and private bits, and sweaty lips smell
Ain't much more to tell
The air's so hot now that I can't inhale
Wish, wish that I could feel cold air
Just blowin' straight down through my underwear
I do declare
Hate this locale
Melts tar your car can't go far
You get caught like fly paper
Betcha the mayor
Has the a.c. up, our taxes payin' for
Coolin' g-ment hot air

Oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh
I'm, I'm, I'm, I'm, I'm really, really
Hot, Hot, Hot, Hot, Hot

I'm really,really hot
I could use a soda pop
Ninety-nine and it won't drop
Until 2 a.m.

Think I might move to Tibet
And live on a big ice shelf
Like an Inuit
Just be chillin' and I'll never sweat
Gotta find an angle
Get out of this concrete jungle
I'm yellin' at my sweat, STOP
But it ain't done yet
The repairman didn't show, what a jerk
A.C. don't work, berserk
I'm gonna send gals a tweet, wear a skirt
I'm gonna send the guys a tweet, don't wear shirts
Maybe I'll just invert
Those words, oh yeah, that's so pervert
They'll come and boogie and swerve
My spray bottle gives 'em a squirt

Oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh
We, we, we, we, we're really, really
Hot, Hot, Hot, Hot, Hot

We're really,really hot
We could use a soda pop
Ninety-nine and it won't drop
Until 2 a.m.

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Pacing: 3.5
How Funny: 3.5
Overall Rating: 3.5

Total Votes: 11

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Matthias - December 05, 2011 - Report this comment
Fun parody but the original song sucks big time. Although to be fair all Missy Elliot songs suck big time.
Phil N - December 05, 2011 - Report this comment
DKTOS but this was hot hot hot stuff
Porfle Popnecker - December 05, 2011 - Report this comment
Great parody! This could've been the theme song for us Texans this summer.
Agrimorfee - December 09, 2011 - Report this comment
Pretty cool...er...hot parody. Funny, this one reminds me of TCOP's style (without arses and other cusswords):
bobpiecheese - December 21, 2011 - Report this comment
(Artistry) I don't know how this reminds Agri of my style, this parody is tighter than any attempts at parodying rap that I've done. Maybe it's because it's a parody about the heat when it's winter in America but summer in Australia. Fantastic stuff, I'm always a sucker for turning the OS title on it's head. 555 of those little hand-held fans!
Below Average Dave - December 22, 2011 - Report this comment
Considering this was written from a lyric sheet it actually wasn't that far off--fun idea to a tough song, always love how you turn songs on their head
Blaydeman - December 22, 2011 - Report this comment
(Artistry) It is good for what it is. Pacing is pretty good, pretty funny. Not your strongest effort, but definitely still really good.

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