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Song Parodies -> "Larry The Cable Guy"

Original Song Title:

"Wake Me Up Before You Go Go"

 (MP3)
Original Performer:

Wham!

Parody Song Title:

"Larry The Cable Guy"

Parody Written by:

Rex Ungericht

The Lyrics

Don't Know The Original Song (DKTOS)? It's on YouTube. Don't Know Larry The Cable Guy (DKLTCG?) He's on Wikipedia.
Git 'er done (x4)

I was a redneck right from the start
I've got a Bubba brain and a country heart
"Git 'er done" is what I say
Gotta work-work-work if I wanna get paid
And then go chugging brew
All though the night
And head on home when it starts to get light
Couple hours in the bed
Up and at 'em, 'cause another show is just ahead

Every night, I'm gonna go go
Out on the stage to do another road show
Most the time I'm flying solo
Tell a couple stories as the cable guy
I don't need to work pro bono
'Cause I get paid to be kinda loco
Every night, I find my mojo
You'll be laughing tonight
Or I'll apologize (yeah, yeah)

I wear my beat-up jeans everyday
I drive a one-ton pickup from Chevrolet
I'm a man of real simple tastes
Just want a burger and a beer buffet
But don't assume that I'm a fool
I graduated from Joe Bob's trade school
Buddies said I'd do all right
'Cause I'm funny, settin' all my farts alight

So tonight, I'm gonna go go
Out on the stage to do another road show
Clown around just like a bozo
You don't want to miss it when I'm crackin' wise
Play guitar, but not an oboe
Won't play anything by Yoko Ono
I am such a virtuoso
Hear me singing tonight
About my Miller Light (yeah, yeah, yeah, baby)

Git 'er done (x2)

With Jeff Foxworthy, and Ron White
And Bill Engvall, it's quite a sight
Snooty critics say that we're inbred
That's not what daddy brother said

Git 'er done

Once again, I'm gonna go go
Out on the stage to do another road show
But I'm not like Jay and Coco
Never gonna catch me in a suit and tie
Say goodnight, and then I go go
On the road again just like a hobo
Gotta get on up to Soho
Step back into the lights

Every night another road show
Everywhere from eastern Oregon to Kyoto
Takin' chances
Work work work work
Work work work work
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Wild Child JIN - April 25, 2011 - Report this comment
Thank the inventor, for "cable" TV, and the "cable" guy! Excellent Work Rex! :-) 555!
Matthias - April 25, 2011 - Report this comment
This gets the Matthias Redneck Approval stamp! Well come you certainly got 'er done!
Michael Pacholek - April 25, 2011 - Report this comment
I'm sure Daniel Whitney is just thrilled that you used him in a parody to a Wham! song. Actually, George Michael might be more offended. As for the other guy... What was his name again? Andrew Ridgely?
Agrimorfee - April 25, 2011 - Report this comment
Larry is the Tennesse answer to New Yoik's Andrew Dice Clay--not always funny, not who he plays onstage, etc. Interesting tribute, seems "giterdone" was made for that idiotic "jitterbug" opener.
Blaydeman - April 27, 2011 - Report this comment
(Artistry) Oh yeah, you Got'em Done! LOL nice work man!
bobpiecheese - May 10, 2011 - Report this comment
(Artistry) You know how well-written this parody was? It was so well done that I was thoroughly amused, even though all I know about Larry the Cable Guy is that he voices Mater in Cars, and I haven't even seen that movie. Still, great parody, 555, etc etc etc
Below Average Dave - May 11, 2011 - Report this comment
Never seen it, which hurt mea bit I'm afraid on this one, but only a bit, still funny. . .
Syncronos - May 13, 2011 - Report this comment
Personally, I can't stand Larry the Cable Guy for too long. He's too extremely redneck for me...but this parody made me kick myself and go "Why didn't I think of that?!" Brilliant lead in with the Git Er Done! Makes me almost wanna watch the Blue Collar Tour. Almost...

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