Gravy is a pleasure
Culinary treasure
That my mom would make for me

On a piece of bread
Just watch the gravy spread out
What a lovely sight to see

Started up a new life
Living with a new wife
And she's making meals for me

Though she is my goddess
She's a cooking novice
And her food's a mystery

In the gravy
There's just no telling what I'll find
In the gravy
Is that some watermelon rind?
In the gravy
She keeps on adding lots of things
In the gravy, in the gravy (Do I see some onion rings?)

In the gravy
Is that a spicy chicken wing?
In the gravy
I think I found a bit of string
In the gravy
And there's a - hey what is this thing?
In the gravy (in the gravy), in the gravy (eeew!)

Just don't look, just don't look
Just don't look at the stuff she cooks

If you want adventure
Coming through your dentures
Try my woman's cooking now

It's a guessing game
To come up with the name
Of stuff she puts into the chow

Need an iron belly
'Cause it's kinda smelly
And she's watching every bite

Gagging all the while
While I show a smile
Tell her everything's all right

In the gravy
She dumps in everything around
In the gravy
I just found Waldo and he's drowned
In the gravy
I think I just heard something bleat
In the gravy, in the gravy (Can I toss it in the street?)

In the gravy
There are some things you shouldn't eat
In the gravy
And they are worse than myst'ry meat
In the gravy
I think I see iguana feet
In the gravy (in the gravy), in the gravy (in the gravy)

Just don't look, just don't look
Just don't look at the stuff she cooks

(Why me?)

Just don't look, just don't look
Just don't look at the stuff she cooks

Now, now, now I'm afraid of dinner
Hey, hey, look man
I get nauseous even thinking what'll be served tonight
(Just don't look)
Oh my goodness
(Just don't look at the gravy)
What is she gonna do when I'm turning green?
(Just don't look)
(Just don't look at the gravy)

In the gravy
I see a phosphorescent glow
In the gravy
Is that somebody's severed toe?
In the gravy
There's everything I really fear
In the gravy, in the gravy (Gonna need another beer)

In the gravy
There's a pair of Vulcan ears
In the gravy
Alongside old transmission gears
In the gravy
And then a blinking eye appears
In the gravy, in the gravy