Song Parodies -> I'm Gonna Shoot Santa Claus
| Original Song Title: | "I Wanna Be Santa Claus" |
| Original Performer: | Ringo Starr |
| Parody Song Title: | "I'm Gonna Shoot Santa Claus" |
| Parody Written by: | Rex Ungericht |
Song #3 of "The 12 Parodies of Christmas".
I'm gonna shoot Santa Claus
As many times as I can
Christmas Eve night I'll give him a fright
I've got a secret plan
I'm gonna shoot Santa Claus
And I may shoot Rudolph too
As soon as those hooves land on my roof
They'll come into my view
After I shoot him I'll shoot him once again
Then I'll have something to hang up in my den
I'm gonna shoot Santa Claus
As he exits from his sleigh
He'll see me right there, he'll stop and he'll stare
Then try to run away
After I shoot him I'll shoot him once again
Then I'll have something to hang up in my den
I'm gonna shoot Santa Claus
As I sing a fa-la-la
He won't get away, I'll fire away
With my camera
I'm gonna shoot Santa Claus
[click-whrrr click-whrrr click-whrrr click-whrrr click-whrrr]
As many times as I can
Christmas Eve night I'll give him a fright
I've got a secret plan
I'm gonna shoot Santa Claus
And I may shoot Rudolph too
As soon as those hooves land on my roof
They'll come into my view
After I shoot him I'll shoot him once again
Then I'll have something to hang up in my den
I'm gonna shoot Santa Claus
As he exits from his sleigh
He'll see me right there, he'll stop and he'll stare
Then try to run away
After I shoot him I'll shoot him once again
Then I'll have something to hang up in my den
I'm gonna shoot Santa Claus
As I sing a fa-la-la
He won't get away, I'll fire away
With my camera
I'm gonna shoot Santa Claus
[click-whrrr click-whrrr click-whrrr click-whrrr click-whrrr]
Lyrics copyright 2005 Rex Ungericht. All rights reserved.
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Lovely twist at the end, Rex...but, heck; it's only early November, dude! Can't you wait? ;-) 555
Thanks Kristof - since I'm posting 12 songs, I figure it will be the middle of December by the time I post the last one. If I had the speed writing skills of a MP or JD, I could wait until the last minute, but the 17 neurons I have left just don't work that fast. :-)
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