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Song Parodies -> "First Mate (Gilligan's Song)"

Original Song Title:

"I'm Late (The White Rabbit Song)"

Original Performer:

Alice in Wonderland Soundtrack

Parody Song Title:

"First Mate (Gilligan's Song)"

Parody Written by:

Rex Ungericht

The Lyrics

It's time for the truth to finally come out.
First mate, first mate – how did Gilligan make first mate?
He doesn't know a single thing – the skipper is irate.
First mate aboard a boat, that crashed and cannot float
He's stuck out on an island that is tiny and remote.
With Ginger and with Mary Ann, who needs the other ones?
But Gilligan relates to them as if they both were nuns
The skipper calls him little buddy too.
I think I have a clue,
He is not straight, this great first mate.
Lyrics copyright 2006 Rex Ungericht. All rights reserved.

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Pacing: 5.0
How Funny: 5.0
Overall Rating: 5.0

Total Votes: 5

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alvin rhodes - March 22, 2006 - Report this comment
"isle" love it
AFW - March 22, 2006 - Report this comment
Short, but funny and logical...three five hour tours
Tommy Turtle - March 22, 2006 - Report this comment
Always wondered about that, myself.... 5s, and "Hale", Rex!

Trivia: Dawn Wells, who played squeaky-clean Maryanne, was the sister of "noted" porn star Tracy Wells.
John Barry - March 22, 2006 - Report this comment
Well, he is the "skip 'er." 5-5-5
Stuart McArthur - March 23, 2006 - Report this comment
here's some more evidence to support your theory, Rex

"Gay Skipper"

very funny, and coincidentally, towards the end, it actually paced like the Gilligan themesong - 555
Rex - March 23, 2006 - Report this comment
Thanks all. John: lol. Stuart: befor I wrote this I did an AmIRight search on "Gilligan", but I see I should have searched on "skipper" too. Once again I am beaten to the punch by another AmIRighter :-).

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