Song Parodies -> CEO

Original Song Title:	"Suicide"
Original Performer:	Suzi Quatro

Parody Song Title:	"CEO"
Parody Written by:	Rex Ungericht

This parody is not about those great CEOs who manage their companies well and respect their employees. This parody is about those CEOS who take all the money and perks they can get, drive their company to bankruptcy, and still expect to be well rewarded for their efforts.

Hello American dream
With my multi million buck salary
Yeah
It's an easy ride down golden highways
I'm a pro
I'm doing it my way
'Cause I am upper crust

I'm a CEO
I'm a deity to the board - they think I'm neat
I'm a CEO
And my passage to to the dark side is complete

Treating workers like they're machines
Massive layoffs are very keen
Yeah
They will make the stock price raise
Short term plans
To boost my pay
As I sell my soul to the money tree

I'm a CEO
I use creativity, don't call it deceit
I'm a CEO
I can charm the wallet from everyone I meet

Fine wine
When I dine
Built a mansion modeled on Versailles
I call my wealth a job well done
As my company
Turns to dust

I'm a CEO
Caviar and filet mignon is what I eat
I'm a CEO
The rules are different when you're one of the elite
I'm a CEO
I dump some staff, get a bonus, and then repeat
I'm a CEO
My expenses are paid, I don'd need a receipt
I'm a CEO
Let Congress grill me, I can take a little heat
I'm a CEO
You can fire me, my golden parachute is sweet

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Matthias - February 18, 2009 - Report this comment

Brilliant stab at all those evil big business leaders right now, who are letting people off left and right like Agrimorfee and my mom. This recession sucks, but this parody rocks!

Agrimorfee - February 22, 2009 - Report this comment

(Artistry) Timely, and breaks the issue down to its purest elements. Sorry to hear of your Mom's job loss, Matty.

Below Average Dave - March 04, 2009 - Report this comment

(Artistry) Yeah Matty, that seem to be going around, the Unemployment levels are nearing 8% really fast. . .good job Rex

Invisible Boy - March 04, 2009 - Report this comment

I liked the parody although I dislike what the corporate "fat cats" have done...and are doing.
"Built a mansion modeled on Versailles" kinda sums it up.
Off with their heads...

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Song Parodies -> CEO

"Suicide"

Suzi Quatro

"CEO"

Rex Ungericht

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