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How old was Suzi Quatro in 1954? Four. (True, but the name “Quatro” means four, and that makes it a joke.) Submitted by: BrilliantJ8
| What did Suzi say to her new boyfriend ?? Your Mamma Won't Like Me because I am a Daytona Demon who had 48 crashes down Devil Gate Drive !!!! Submitted by: Hannie
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Also known as: Suzi Quatrocchio. Submitted by: oldrock
Original Song Name | New Song Name | Submitter Name |
"The Wild Fun" | "The Wild One" | Regina Haniger |
"Defiled One" | "The Wild One" | Regina Haniger |
Song & Band Name | Song & Band Name | |
"Big Big World," Johnny Burnette | "Too Big," Suzi Quatro | |
"If I Fell," The Beatles | "Stumblin' In," Suzi Quatro | |
"If You Can't Give Me Love," Suzi Quatro | "Leave," Matchbox 20 | |
"If You Can't Give Me Love," Suzi Quatro | "Get Out Now," Tommy James And The Shondells | |
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Original Song Name | Parody Song Name | Parody Author |
"Daytona Demon" | "Yaoyorozu Makes Machines" | Dylan Baranski |
"Suicide" | "CEO" | Rex Ungericht |
"Stumblin' In" | "Rumble Within" | Invisible Boy |
"48 Crash" | "You've Been Teabagged" | the_conqueror_of_parodies |
"Get Back, Mama" | "Ninja Turtles (Mowabunga)" | Below Average Dave |
"She's In Love With You" | "I'm In Love With Me" | The Charnstar |
"Devil Gate Drive" | "M25" | Phil Alexander |
"Stumblin' In" | "Listenin' In" | Malcolm Higgins |
Song Name | Company/Organization | Submittor |
48 Crash | Highway Police/ Accident Recovery/Stock Market/Computer Shop | Anna Buehnenheim |
48 Crash | Air France | Jon Wisbey |
If You Can't Give Me Love | Infertility Clinic | FussBudgetVanPelt |
First Band/Song Name | Second Band/Song Name | New Song Name | Submittor |
If You Can't Give Me Love Suzi Quatro | Can't Buy Me Love The Beatles | If You Can't Buy Me Love | Serafina |
If You Can't Give Me Love Suzi Quatro | Love Bites Def Leppard | If You Can't Give Me Love Bites 'Bites' becomes a plural noun in this case | Britney Spears into pruning hooks |
A Shot Of Rhythm And Blues Suzi Quatro | Guitars, Cadillacs Dwight Yoakam | A Shot Of Rhythm Guitars And Blue Cadillacs | Gretchen Wieners |
"Devilgate Drive"
Misheard Lyrics: Down in Defecate Drive
Original Lyrics: Down in Devilgate Drive
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Misheard Lyrics: And Lego moves on up
Original Lyrics: And let her move on up
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"Can the Can"
Misheard Lyrics: Well, you call your mum a tiger
And we know that you ain't lyin' Well your sister's got to be on top She tuckers out your mind And your eagle don't relax There's little bit of evil lovin' on the side Don't let the crap get into the eagle's nest at night Because the eagle could stay up tomorrow (Scratch out her eyes) Original Lyrics: Well you call your mama tiger
And we all know you are lying ... Well your sister's got the feline touch She touches up your mind And your eagle lover likes his little bit of evil lovin' all the time Don't let the cat get into the eagle's nest at night Because the eagle could say 'yes' without a fight (Scratch out her eyes) | "48 Crash"
Misheard Lyrics: Wash down!
Original Lyrics: Watch out!
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"Roxy Roller"
Misheard Lyrics: Roxy Roller Roxy might turn some heads tonight
Flash light streamin' Peaches and cream delight Roxy Roller Original Lyrics: Foxy from the Roxy might turn some heads tonight
Flashlight dream Peaches and cream delight Roxy Roller |
Story about this misheard lyric by: Chris Sims When I have searched for the Suzi Quatro lyrics for this song, every example I found had the wrong lyrics. If you listen closely to Suzi's version and also Cherie Currie's, you can tell these are the correct lyrics, although Cherie Currie sings "flashlight dreams" where Suzi sings "flashlight dream". The original version sung by the songwriter, Nick Gilder, is also the same as what I have above for "What the Lyrics Really Are:". |
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"Can The Can"
The Funny Lyrics: Put your man in the can
then can him while you can! Why They're Funny: Whichever meaning of the noun 'can' (As in Prison or a cylindrical container) is intended, I wouldn't settle for a romance with this chick. As for the verb 'can' (not the auxiliary one meaning "to be able", but the linking verb meaning to put into a cylindrical container), that's another matter... considering that the word "can" is used in two different ways!
Submitted by: Jimmy
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