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Song Parodies -> "You've Been Teabagged"

Original Song Title:

"48 Crash"

Original Performer:

Suzi Quatro

Parody Song Title:

"You've Been Teabagged"

Parody Written by:


The Lyrics

Like my previous Van Halen parody, the title sub for this one just kinda popped into my head. Remember: this is about the teabagging in video games (making your character squat over another character's dead corpse in a show of victory and humiliation), NOT the sexual act (which admittedly inspired said video game act, and made me have to resubmit after ChuckyG accidentaly didn't read it closely). Just thought I'd clear that up.
Well it's the time for a LAN
And you know that I'm gonna own you-oo-oo
We'll have a go at Halo
I'll be red, of course you can be blue-ue* oo-oo
Lots of guns!
So many things you can die from
Now you're gone!
My rocket launcher owned your ass
Now it's time for some fun!

Watch out!
Hey, guess what? You've been teabagged
Feel my 3D ass (just been teabagged, you got teabagged)
And when you've been teabagged
Dignity goes crash! (just been teabagged, you got teabagged)
You've been teabagged
You've been teabagged
Just feel my 3-D ass
My 3-D ass
Your dignity will crash
Totally crash
All cuz you've been teabagged!

Some Needler fire from behind
Now your health is out, here I go-o!
You must be blind, cuz you died
By my pistol, now I'm squatting low-ow o!
Pressing down
Has never ever been so fun!
Clicking down
On the left thumbstick makes my guy squat
On your ass, now you're pwned!

Look out!
You know I love to teabag
Though it may seem quite crass (it may seem crass, when you're teabagged)
My friends love to teabag
Cuz it feels so bad (feelin' so bad, when we teabag)
Just been teabagged
Just been teabagged
To you, it may seem crass
Rather quite crass
My friends will all teabag
Cuz it's so bad
I'ma countin' teabags

Fragged, fragged, fragged by my frag (Bang!)
Slashed, slashed, my sword goes slash (Stab!)
'Bagged, 'bagged, you got teabagged (Ass!)
Tea, bagged YAAAGH!

And now that you've been teabagged
The game's nearly in hand (game is in hand, it's in the bag)
With that many teabags
Your spirit has crashed (spirit has crashed, all those teabags)

What was that flash?
That bright blue flash?
Oh noes, was that plas'?
A fakking plas'?
Oh crap, you killed my ass
My 3D ass
Now you start to teabag
I've been teabagged! (Repeat and fade)
*No prizes for what this refers to. 'Frag' is when you kill someone who'll respawn. A plas' is a plasma grenade. They stick to you. Then they explode. It gets annoying after the fifth one.

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Matthias - February 11, 2009 - Report this comment
I can see why Chucky didn't allow it the first time through, although I don't know how half of these parodies that are sexual in nature get through. Especially a lot of AFW's and Red Ant's work. Not too familier with the game technique, nor the OS (I hate Suzie Quatro) but I'm going to have to write my own Suzie parody soon.
MrMacphisto - February 11, 2009 - Report this comment
LOL... as a gamer, I definitely appreciate this.
Agrimorfee - February 22, 2009 - Report this comment
(artsitry) If it wasn't for the explanation at the top, I would have wondered what the hell you were thinking trying to submit this! And therein lies the problem with the parody itself.
Rex - March 01, 2009 - Report this comment
(Artistry) And here I thought this was going to be a nice British parody about teatime. :-) Nice turn at the end.
Below Average Dave - March 04, 2009 - Report this comment
(Artistry) Yeah, sexual themed parodies tend not to get approved. I got some of it, but have to admit buddy--I'm not familiar with the game.
Invisible Boy - March 04, 2009 - Report this comment
I played Pacman once...I lost...the Pacman laughed at me
Invisible Boy - March 04, 2009 - Report this comment
The rest of my comment didn't post
I played Pacman once...I lost...the Pacman laughed at me. I guess I've been teabagged too.
I'm just glad that this parody wasn't about what the title implied. Otherwise, I'd have to come down there and tan your hide...Clyde...

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