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Song Parodies -> "Destiny (A Star Wars Parody)"

Original Song Title:


Original Performer:

Steve Winwood

Parody Song Title:

"Destiny (A Star Wars Parody)"

Parody Written by:

Rex Ungericht

The Lyrics

Agrimorfee challenged me to parody Steve Winwood's "Valerie" after reading my parody of The Monkees' Valleri. So here it is. :-)
He smiled, standing there, said I had to prepare
I can still remember just how he trained me
There’s still no one like Obiwan
So cool, he was like a glass of Guinness stout
Troopers killed my folks, they are such sourkrauts
Now I’m set on a course that will teach me the force

Destiny, calling me - calling me, destiny
Yoda told me – be the Jedi I want to be

So we booked a ship, headed to Alderaan
But Ben heard them cry out just like they’re dying
When we got there we were ensnared
Death star, pulled us in, but it was meant to be
Leia, in a cell - we had to set her free
Got away, but I’m blue – Obiwan’s cut in two

Destiny, calling me - calling me, destiny
Yoda told me – deal with Darth, Jedi will I be

Vader read my mind – put Leia in his plans
I got really mad then I cut off his hand
And I know it’s no myth that my dad is a Sith

Destiny, calling me - calling me, destiny
Vader saved me – he’s the Jedi he used to be
I’m the Jedi I said I’d be

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Total Votes: 1

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Agrimorfee - July 13, 2007 - Report this comment
Haha! I expected another "Salary" song, but yu gave us another Star Wars parody instead. Wish that Winwood wrote another verse so you could have covered more details.555

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