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Song Parodies -> "How Much Is That Hooker In The Window?"

Original Song Title:

"How Much Is That Doggie In The Window?"

Original Performer:

Bob Merrill

Parody Song Title:

"How Much Is That Hooker In The Window?"

Parody Written by:

Rex Ungericht

The Lyrics

So the Travel Channel was showing this documentary about Amsterdam, which of course included a segment on the famous red light district...
How much is that hooker in the window?
The one who is shaking her tail
How much is that hooker in the window?
The red light says she is for sale

In Amsterdam I was on a tour
That took me down interesting streets
Where women in naughty undergarments
All try to get you in the sheets

How much is that hooker in the window?
The one who is shaking her tail
How much is that hooker in the window?
There's one that I'd sure like to nail

I read in the paper that it's legal
For Amsterdam hookers to hook
They show off their product in a window
It's free if you just want to look

How much is that hooker in the window?
The one who is shaking her tail
How much is that hooker in the window?
I see the display is for sale

I don't want a doggie or a kitty
I don't want a parrot or duck
I don't want a bowl of little fishies
I just want to buy a good f---

How much is that hooker in the window?
The one who is shaking her tail
How much is that hooker in the window?
I hope I don't find out she's male

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Yoidy - January 04, 2007 - Report this comment
At least hookers don't shed! 555
AFW - January 04, 2007 - Report this comment
Love hooker parodies, and dog parodies...a combo like this is unbeatable..very funny and fitting
Michael Pacholek - January 04, 2007 - Report this comment
Don't worry, Rex, I'll make sure you don't find out!
alvin rhodes - January 04, 2007 - Report this comment
adds new meaning to the term 'window shopping"
Adagio - January 04, 2007 - Report this comment
Cute and funny and a sneaky last line. lol 5's
Rex - January 04, 2007 - Report this comment
Yoidy - maybe not the ones YOU see.
AFW - and a hooker doggie style parody is the best.
Michael - I didn't realize that finding out Arwen has a man would affect you so much.
alvin - and we won't even mention glass blowing.
Adagio - sneaky, hooker -- snooker!
Tommy Turtle - January 04, 2007 - Report this comment
Dam fine switch on OS (was OS written by Holland Oates?), but quit staring at her nether lands...
Arwen - January 05, 2007 - Report this comment
Um...I'm confused by your comment to Michael...because I don't know what Michael's comment had to do with me having a man. Which I don't right now. But um...anyway...thanks for throwing down my name...because it caused me to stop by and enjoy this gem...=)
Tommy Turtle - January 05, 2007 - Report this comment
Arwen, I'm going way out on a limb (flipper) here: I think "has" was a typo for "was": "Michael - I didn't realize that finding out Arwen was a man would affect you so much.' Sarcastic, yes, but at least it makes sense as a humorous comment.
Rex - January 05, 2007 - Report this comment
Arwen, maybe I'm the confused one here, but when I ended the song "I hope I don't find out she's male" and Michael answered "Don't worry, Rex, I'll make sure you don't find out!", I thought Michael was casting himself in the role of said Hookmeister. And with your parodies about the dinner party issues with "your man", I figured that his broken heart drove him into a new lifestyle. However, I'm sure your statement that you are currently sans man has lifted the spirits of countless males on AmIRight.
Kristof Robertson - January 05, 2007 - Report this comment
Delightful, Rex! I can never pass by a hooker...parody without having a look. If you've been to Amsterdam recently, you'll find that there probably is ONLY one hooker you'd like to nail. Her names Birgitte, on Voorburgval 23...only kidding! (It's number 24)
Rex - January 05, 2007 - Report this comment
Kristof - it HAS been awhile since you visited Amsterdam. She's at number 69.
PMS - January 05, 2007 - Report this comment
This song hooked me from start to finish

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