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Song Parodies -> "Farkin' at Noon"

Original Song Title:

"Bark at the Moon"

Original Performer:

Ozzy Osbourne

Parody Song Title:

"Farkin' at Noon"

Parody Written by:

Rex Ungericht

The Lyrics

It's not news, it's
Strange tale of violence (1)
Boater saved by cell phone light (2)
Summertime boiling (3)
Gotta train your girlfriend right (4)
Troiano found what he's looking for (5)

Ev-er-y day you will find me
Farkin' at noon

Death advertisements (6)
Where YOU gonna get a shave? (7)
Dinner in prison (8)
Got the wrong man in that grave (9)
She really knows what that book is for (10)

Ev-er-y day you will find me
Farkin' at noon
Farkin' at noon

You wanna jog with him? (11)
Dude, check your aim (12)
Because of squirrels your house is gone (gone) (13)
In Texas everyone can use a gun (14)
And here is the tale of "kung-fu dong" (so wrong) (15)

Biting on elbows (16)
Also don't ask them to spell (17)
Fourscore and seven (18)
Gotta teach your children well (19)

For all the laughs that I'm looking for
Ev-er-y day you will find me
Farkin' at noon
July to June
In a saloon
Farkin' at noon

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Pacing: 5.0
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Overall Rating: 5.0

Total Votes: 1

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Agrimorfee - January 09, 2009 - Report this comment
A little too sophisticated in the concept, there, Rex...once those links die, there won't be anything remarkable to this.
Rex - January 09, 2009 - Report this comment
I know, but sometimes ideas get stuck in your head and you just gotta do 'em. :-)
UnKnownVO - January 09, 2009 - Report this comment
Sir RexyLeRoi, there is nothing quite like a Boot stompin', Wrangler wearin', Truck drivin', good old Sparkin' Cowboy!

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