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Ozzy Ozbourne, Ozzy OsborneQuotes:
"Rock music is not meant to be perfect." Submitted by: Crazy Train Rider
| In 1985 Ozzy reported to drug + alcohol rehab because "I was sick and tired of feeling sick and tired". Submitted by: Abuse Truce
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| There are additional music quotes available. | |
Band Name Origins:
- Born Jonathan Osbourne, his last name caused people to nickname him "Ozzy" for short. Needless to say, the nickname stuck. Submitted by: Bill M.
- When he was in school, his friends called him "Ozzy" because of his last name. Submitted by: weirdo
Music Performer Pseudonyms:
Also known as: John Osbourne. Submitted by: Nunna Yr. Biznis
Also known as: John Micheal Osbourne. Submitted by: good qeustion
Music Performer Nicknames:
Known informally as: Mister 666. Submitted by: Robert D. Arndt Jr.
Known informally as: Vile Defiler/The Urinator. Submitted by: Robert D. Arndt Jr.
Weird Names of Music Performer's Children:
- Jessica Starshine Osbourne - Nice middle name! And on top of that, Ozzy used to call her "Bombins". Submitted by: Josette
Former Career:
Name | New Career | Comments & Submitter Name |
| "Ozzy Osbourne" | "Slaughterhouse Worker" | Seems fitting... - Hank |
Better Off Solo?:
Name | New Career | Comments & Submitter Name |
| "Zakk Wylde" | "Zakk has his own massively popular band, Black Label Society. There is also a rumor that he may fill in for the late guitar god Dimebag Darrell on an upcoming Pantera reunion tour..." | - GlamRockNinjaLord |
New Band Names:
New Name | Why It's Better | Submitter Name |
| Aussie Osbourne | If he were from Down Under- the REAL Oz! | Robert D. Arndt Jr. |
New Song Names:
Original Song Name | New Song Name | Submitter Name |
| "No More Leers" | "No More Tears" | Robert D. Arndt Jr. |
| "Tyler Crowley" | "Mr. Crowley" | Janine |
| "No More Beers" | "No More Tears" | Cysma |
| "F***ed In The Dark" | "Shot In The Dark" | Nahpsee Flopsy |
| "Not Void" | "Paranoid" | Jamie Lewis |
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Literally Impossible Song Titles:
Song/Performer | Comment | Submitter Name |
| "Jump The Moon," | It's too big and too far away to do this. | Yvette Bristle |
| "Lay Your World On Me," | The world can't be laid on anyone. | Yvette Bristle |
| "No More Tears," | Sorry Ozzy, even you will have more tears. | Peter |
| "Party with the Animals," | Get civilized, Ozzy; party with some people, dude! | Anonymous Bob |
| "Crazy Train," | Trains don't have emotions. Maybe crazy engineer.. | thayer |
Use a Song Title to Answer a Different Song:
Song & Band Name | Song & Band Name | |
| "Could I Be the One?," Al Green | "I Don't Know," Ozzy Osbourne | |
| "Watching TV," Roger Waters | "Perry Mason," Ozzy Osbourne | |
| "Rock And Roll Is Dead," Lenny Kravitz | "You Can't Kill Rock And Roll," Ozzy Osbourne | |
| "I Love It Loud," Kiss | "Let Me Hear You Scream," Ozzy Osbourne | |
| There are additional songs titles that answer other songs available. | ||
Remove a Letter From a Song Title:
"Ark At The Moon" originally "Bark At The Moon"
How did an ark get there?
Peter
"Crazy Rain" originally "Crazy Train"
Ben
"No More Teas" originally "No More Tears"
So Ozzy only wants coffee now?
Dyan Cannonball
"No More Ears" originally "No More Tears"
Time to look for a new career, Ozzy...
Cysma
"Bark At The Moo" originally "Bark At The Moon"
Brad Pit Bulls
There are additional song titles with a letter removed available.
Add a Letter to a Song Title:
"Bark Ate The Moon" originally "Bark At The Moon"
I guess his bite was worse. -:)
Peter
"The Ultimate Sine" originally "The Ultimate Sin"
for those who enjoy trigonometry
Rychendroll
"The Ultimate Sink" originally "The Ultimate Sin"
Rychendroll
"The Ultimate Sign" originally "The Ultimate Sin"
Rychendroll
"The Ultimate Skin" originally "The Ultimate Sin"
Rychendroll
There are additional song titles with a letter added available.
Change a Letter:
"Bark On Earth" originally "Back On Earth"
So far only planet known to have that sound.
Peter
"Flying Hugh Again" originally "Flying High Again"
Hugh rode in an airplane for a second time.
Calvin Amari
"Crap Door" originally "Trap Door"
Remind me not to go in there.
Peter
"I Don't Snow" originally "I Don't Know"
Peter
"Crazy Trail" originally "Crazy Train"
Lynne O'Leahy-Cassid
There are additional song titles with a letter changed available.
Recordings:
Dec 19
a parody of "Crazy Train" by Ozzy Osbourne
The idea for this song has been going though by head for quite some time and I just got around to writing and recording it recently. Just say no to fava beans, lentil soup and broccoli cheese souffle or they'll be blowin' out your ass in a crazy way!
Soundclick: (Soundclick)
Song Parody Lyrics:
Original Song Name | Parody Song Name | Parody Author |
| "You Can't Kill Rock and Roll" | "You Can't Kill Rocky Road" | Dylan Baranski |
| "Crazy Train" | "Crazy Taste" | Luis Matias |
| "Mr Crowley" | "Mr Growley" | Phil Alexander |
| "Crazy Train" | "Gravy Train" | Chris Caillouet |
| "Crazy Train" | "Lazy Train" | Nick Cheney |
| "I Just Want You" | "I Just Want You Part 2 - The Lost Verses" | mouselover |
| "Breaking all the Rules" | "Baking all the Stools" | harry |
| "Mr. Crowley" | "Mr. Zorin" | Dylan Baranski |
| "Bark at the Moon" | "A View to a Kill" | Dylan Baranski |
| "Goodbye To Romance" | "Goodbye To Donuts" | Phil Alexander |
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Songs for Commercials, That Haven't Been Done Yet:
Song Name | Product | Submittor |
| Flying High Again | Any Airline | Rychendroll |
| Crazy Train | Walt Disney World Railroad | MagicMarker |
| Journey To The Center Of Eternity | Travel Agencies | Shawna 'Spooky' Lowman |
| No More Tears | Johnson & Johnson Shampoo | Henry |
| Back On Earth | Flight Insurance | Crazy-ass white boy |
| There are additional commercials that haven't been done yet available. | ||
Bad Choices for On Hold Music:
Song Name | Company/Organization | Submittor |
| Crazy Train | Union Pacific | been_a_son |
| Thank God For The Bomb | Comedy Club | MOR |
| Bark At The Moon | Sleep Clinic | Lee |
| Don't Blame Me | Any Criminal Lawyer | Anonymous Bob |
| Mr. Tinkertrain | Toys 'R' Us | Anonymous Bob |
| There are additional on hold music ideas available. | ||
Songs for Duets, That Haven't Been Done Yet:
First Band/Song Name | Second Band/Song Name | New Song Name | Submittor |
| Hit Me With Your Best Shot Pat Benatar | Shot In The Dark Ozzy Osbourne | Hit Me With Your Best Shot In The Dark | Peter |
| I Just Wanna Stop Gino Vannelli | I Don't Wanna Stop Ozzy Osbourne | I Just Don't Wanna Stop | Randy |
| Angel Flying Too Close To The Ground Willie Nelson | Flying High Again Ozzy Osbourne | Angel Flying High Again But Too Close To The Ground | Opie M. |
| Let's Have A Kiki Scissor Sisters | Dee Ozzy Osbourne | Let's Have A Kiki Dee | Gretchen Wieners |
| There are additional duets that haven't been done yet available. | |||
If Groups Combined, Their Names Might Be:
Donny Osbourne
Donny Osmond combined with Ozzy Osbourne
Submitted By: Frank Hotdog
Ozzy Nelson
Ozzy Osbourne combined with Willie Nelson
Old time tv star.
Submitted By: GlamRockNinjaLord
Ozzy Top
Ozzy Osbourne combined with ZZ Top
Since there are two Z's in Ozzy, it might make for a worthwhile combo!
Submitted By: Dobbs
Ozzy Osmond
Ozzy Osbourne combined with Donny Osmond
Tee hee
Submitted By: hamburger456
There are additional Ozzy Osbourne Combined Groups that haven't been done yet available.
Misheard Lyrics:
"Crazy Train"
Misheard Lyrics: Hands on a crowbar, is what we've become
Original Lyrics: Heirs of the cold war, that's what we've become.
| "Crazy Train"
Misheard Lyrics: Cannon Ball!!
Original Lyrics: All aboard!
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"Crazy Train"
Misheard Lyrics: Abraxas...Ha, ha, ha, ha
Original Lyrics: All aboard...Ha, ha, ha, ha
| "Bark at the Moon"
Misheard Lyrics: Bah kah Shamuu
Original Lyrics: Bark at the moon!
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Misheard Lyrics Stories:
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"Crazy Train"
Misheard Lyrics: Cannon Ball!!
Original Lyrics: All aboard!
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Story about this misheard lyric by: Jill Uncle used this for a home video on a train, I didn't get what that had to do with Cannon balls. |
| There are additional misheard stories available. | |
Song Parody Fragments:
"Crazy Train"
Better Lyrics:
ITS MY EYE! hahaha!
eye eye eye...
Lazy, thats how my eye is.
It rambles, and wanders, looking at things.
Maybe, it's not too late,
to get it corrected, oh wouldnt that be great...
Lazy eye keeps crossing, driving you insane,
I'm lookin all around with my lazy eye.
I'm lookin all around with my lazy eye.
eye eye eye...
Lazy, thats how my eye is.
It rambles, and wanders, looking at things.
Maybe, it's not too late,
to get it corrected, oh wouldnt that be great...
Lazy eye keeps crossing, driving you insane,
I'm lookin all around with my lazy eye.
I'm lookin all around with my lazy eye.
Original Lyrics:
All aboard, Ha ha ha ha ha ha haaaa
(I-te) Ite ite ite ite ite ite ite
Crazy, but that's how it goes
Millions of people living as foes
Maybe it's not too late
To learn how to love
And forget how to hate
Mental wounds not healing
Drivin' me insane
I'm going off the rails on a crazy train
I'm going off the rails on a crazy train
(I-te) Ite ite ite ite ite ite ite
Crazy, but that's how it goes
Millions of people living as foes
Maybe it's not too late
To learn how to love
And forget how to hate
Mental wounds not healing
Drivin' me insane
I'm going off the rails on a crazy train
I'm going off the rails on a crazy train
Submitted by: ?
"Perry Mason"
Better Lyrics:
Who will stand up for your race?
We need Johnnie Cochran.
Someone to get in their face.
Calling Johnnie Cochran again.
We need Johnnie Cochran.
Someone to get in their face.
Calling Johnnie Cochran again.
Original Lyrics:
Who is the man on the case?
We need Perry Mason.
Someone to put you in place
Calling Perry Mason again.
We need Perry Mason.
Someone to put you in place
Calling Perry Mason again.
Submitted by: rocksoul
"Mr. Crowley"
Better Lyrics:
Mr. Rogers, why don't you call yourself Fred?
Original Lyrics:
Mr. Crowley, what went down in your head?
Submitted by: Enema
Funniest Song Lyrics:
"Mr Tinkertrain"
The Funny Lyrics: They call me Mr Tinkertrain That's how I got to get my name
Why They're Funny: Oh really? You got to get your name from people calling you by it? What a novel concept!
Submitted by: Fallon
| "Back On Earth"
The Funny Lyrics: I have fallen from grace, and my ashes are scattered .... ((but later it says)) Bury me deep, just to cover my sins...
Why They're Funny: Uh, how can he be burried if he's already been scattered?
Submitted by: Carly
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Repetitive Song Lyrics:
"See You On The Other Side"
The Repetitive Lyrics: I'm gonna see you
See you on the other side Why They're Repetitive: No, you won't see me because I'll be too busy running away from your repetetive ass!
Submitted by: sXe LeXi 5X2
| "I Just Want You"
The Repetitive Lyrics: I just want you
Why They're Repetitive: The last verse is about 4 long lines-all but about 6 words are i just want you. I'm a big ozzy fan but...
Submitted by: Andrea
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Nonsensical Song Lyrics:
"I Want You"
The Nonsensical Lyrics: I think I'll buy myself some plastic water
I guess I should have married Lennon's daughter, yeah - yeah, yeah, yeah Why They're Nonsensical: I just dont get it. Seems he just needed something to rhyme with water ......
Submitted by: Jamie Whitton
| "Over the Mountain"
The Nonsensical Lyrics: I heard them tell me that this land of dreams was now
Why They're Nonsensical: Was now? Umm, aren't you mixing tenses, Ozzy? Must be all the drugs.
Submitted by: metalgirl162002
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Insulting Song Lyrics:
"Tattooed Dancer"
The Insulting Lyrics: Tattooed dancer
Dance for me bitch Why They're Insulting: Sheesh call a girl a bitch the'yre sure gonna dance with u!
Submitted by: madozzyfan666
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Song Lyrics That Name Check Celebrities:
"Mr. Crowley"
The Lyrics: Mr. Crowley, what went wrong in your head?
Who They Mention: Aleister Crowley
Submitted by: David Jones
| "Dog The Bounty Hunter Theme Song"
The Lyrics: I'm the Dog, The big bad Dog,
The bounty hunter. Who They Mention: Duane 'Dog' Chapman.
Submitted by: Celeste
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Song Lyrics That Mention Other Songs:
"Gets me through"
The Song Lyrics: I'm not the kind of person You think I am I'm not the Antichrist or The Iron Man
Song They Mention: Iron Man. Also, the whole 'OMG so satanic' thing a lot of people have with the kind of music Ozzy and co. play.
Submitted by: Illusionist
| "Dreamer"
The Song Lyrics: Wondering, will Mother Earth survive?
Song They Mention: Revelation (Mother Earth)
Submitted by: Ozzhead Number 1
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Songs That Open With Their Titles:
"Black Rain"
Opening Lines: The black rain is falling.
Comments: Submitted by: Brian Kelly
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Song Title Space Change:
"Bar Kat The Moon" originally "Bark At The Moon"
Submitted by: Peter
"As Hot In The Dark" originally "A Shot In The Dark"
Now, there's a PG-13-rated submission for you!
Submitted by: Jonathan S.
Band Name Anagrams:
Oozy Rub Zones Submitted by: Tiffany Llewellyn-Affit
Song Title Anagrams:
"Ken Hid Shot Rat" originally "Shot In The Dark"
Submitted by: Lauryn Canna
"Shaken Hot Dirt" originally "Shot In The Dark"
Submitted by: Lauryn Canna
"Host In The Dark" originally "Shot In The Dark"
Submitted by: Lauryn Canna
"The Hot Dark Sin" originally "Shot In The Dark"
Submitted by: Lauryn Canna
"Hid Token Trash" originally "Shot In The Dark"
Submitted by: Lauryn Canna
There are additional Song Title Anagrams available.
Songs That Are Banned:
"Suicide Solution"
Not a direct ban, but because of the aforementioned events surrounding the tune, much of Ozzy's music was pulled from rotation from several radio stations during the time period, 1985 to 1987. In 1985, the parents of John McCullom sue Ozzy Osbourne, claiming that this song "aided, or advised, or encouraged" their son to commit suicide. In 1987, the judge in the case decides that overt lyrics are protected speech and that the evidence is insufficient to connect the song to the suicide.
Submitted by: Peter
Song Title Spoonerisms:
"Dot In The Shark" originally "Shot In The Dark"
Submitted by: Regina Olsen
Names as a Word Bank:
Bob runs on zoos on subs. Submitted by: hamburger456
Can somebody tell me what the hell that means?
Song Lawsuits:
"Suicide Solution"
Ozzy claimed he had originally wrote this song in memory of AC/DC singer Bon Scott, who died of hypothermia in his car after drinking heavily the night earlier. In 1984, a teenager only known as John M. shot himself in the head while listening to the song. John M.'s parents blamed the song for their son's death They hired attorney Thomas Anderson and sued Ozzy for wrongful death. The judge ruled in Ozzy's favor, citing First Amendment rights.
Submitted by: Rocky
Crime Records:
"See Below"
In 1982 he was arrested in Texas for lifting up his dress and urinating on the Alamo, and two years later he was arrested again for public intoxication. In 1989 he was violently drunk and attempted to murder his wife Sharon.
Submitted by: Travis
"Defacing A National Monument"
Stemming from an incident in which Ozzy urinated on the Alamo. This incident was enough to get him banned from the state of Texas.
Submitted by: Celeste
Performers with Handicaps:
"Bipolar Disorder"
Submitted by: TBuck
Backwards Messages:
"Crazy Train"
In the end, where it sounds like a baby cooing, it's actually one of the studio crew saying "eggs" with his voice sped up. The story is that Mr. Osbourne asked the bloke what he ate for breakfast. The crewman said "eggs", and they warped the voice and tacked it on the end of the song.
Submitted by: Ricky
What A Band is Best Known For (aside from their music):
"Having his daughters on an out-take reel with him"
Ozzy Osbourne was shooting a commercial back in 1984 with his two daughters Aimee and Kelly. The first time that they did this one of the kids puked on him. The second time they did it Aimee sneezed on his hand.
Ozzy said "Oh my god! Why? Why can't you be more like the Osmonds?
Ozzy said "Oh my god! Why? Why can't you be more like the Osmonds?
Submitted by: Celeste
"Urinating On The Alamo"
Ozzy Osbourne was arrested and charged with defacing a national monument. This incident was enough to get him banned from the state of Texas
Submitted by: Celeste
"His Potty Mouth"
Ozzy is also known for his potty mouth. In his reality show The Osbournes there were more bleeps than any other show in MTV's history. And people now know where Kelly and Jack get their potty mouths.
Submitted by: Celeste
"Biting Off The Head Of A Bat"
This reportedly happened during a concert in Des Moines, Iowa on January 20, 1982. A concert goer threw the bat on stage. Thinking it was a toy bat, Ozzy then proceeded to bite off its head, then threw the headless carcass back at the audience. He had to have rabies and tetanus shots.
Submitted by: hardrock
Products Bands Should Endorse Based on Their Name:
"The Wizard of Oz" movie
Look at the names
Submitted by: Rock'n'Roll Wizzard in the Blizzard
Australia Tourism
Australia is sometimes nicknamed "Oz"
Submitted by: Koala Bear
Bad Ringtone Choices:
"Crazy Train"
The Lyrics: I'm going off the rails on a crazy train!
Why: Worst possible thing to hear in a psychiatric ward.
Submitted by: G
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