This is the most recent information about Ozzy Osbourne that has been submitted to amIright. If we have more information about Ozzy Osbourne, then we provide a link to the section where it appears (the actual page whenever possible).
These are the alternate spellings of the performer's name we've had to correct in submissions to amIright.
Ozzy Ozbourne, Ozzy Osborne"Rock music is not meant to be perfect." Submitted by: Crazy Train Rider
| In 1985 Ozzy reported to drug + alcohol rehab because "I was sick and tired of feeling sick and tired". Submitted by: Abuse Truce
|
There are additional music quotes available. |
Also known as: John Osbourne. Submitted by: Nunna Yr. Biznis
Also known as: John Micheal Osbourne. Submitted by: good qeustion
Known informally as: Mister 666. Submitted by: Robert D. Arndt Jr.
Known informally as: Vile Defiler/The Urinator. Submitted by: Robert D. Arndt Jr.
Name | New Career | Comments & Submitter Name |
"Ozzy Osbourne" | "Slaughterhouse Worker" | Seems fitting... - Hank |
Name | New Career | Comments & Submitter Name |
"Zakk Wylde" | "Zakk has his own massively popular band, Black Label Society. There is also a rumor that he may fill in for the late guitar god Dimebag Darrell on an upcoming Pantera reunion tour..." | - GlamRockNinjaLord |
New Name | Why It's Better | Submitter Name |
Aussie Osbourne | If he were from Down Under- the REAL Oz! | Robert D. Arndt Jr. |
Original Song Name | New Song Name | Submitter Name |
"No More Leers" | "No More Tears" | Robert D. Arndt Jr. |
"Tyler Crowley" | "Mr. Crowley" | Janine |
"No More Beers" | "No More Tears" | Cysma |
"F***ed In The Dark" | "Shot In The Dark" | Nahpsee Flopsy |
"Not Void" | "Paranoid" | Jamie Lewis |
There are additional new song names available. |
Song/Performer | Comment | Submitter Name |
"Jump The Moon," | It's too big and too far away to do this. | Yvette Bristle |
"Lay Your World On Me," | The world can't be laid on anyone. | Yvette Bristle |
"No More Tears," | Sorry Ozzy, even you will have more tears. | Peter |
"Party with the Animals," | Get civilized, Ozzy; party with some people, dude! | Anonymous Bob |
"Crazy Train," | Trains don't have emotions. Maybe crazy engineer.. | thayer |
Song & Band Name | Song & Band Name | |
"Baby Come Home," American Hi-Fi | "Mama, I'm Coming Home," Ozzy Osbourne | |
"What Have I Done To Deserve This?," Pet Shop Boys feat. Dusty Springfield | "I Don't Know," Ozzy Osbourne | |
"Could I Be the One?," Al Green | "I Don't Know," Ozzy Osbourne | |
"Watching TV," Roger Waters | "Perry Mason," Ozzy Osbourne | |
There are additional songs titles that answer other songs available. |
Original Song Name | Parody Song Name | Parody Author |
"Today Is The End" | "Today Is The Day" | Duc4AmIRight |
"Riding High Again" | "Talking Trash Again" | Ozzy Solar Eclipse |
"Mr. Crowley" | "Maggie Pesky" | Darius Whitehead |
"Mr. Crowley" | "Dr Fauci" | Proxy Poster |
"Mama, I'm Coming Home" | "Vader, It's May the 4th" | Darius Whitehead |
"Iron Man" | "Irony Man (If Ozzy Had Sung "Ironic")" | Callmelennie |
"Crazy Train" | "Gravy Train" | Dariomatic00 |
"Crazy Train" | "Hazy Fate" | the_conqueror_of_parodies |
"The Ultimate Sin" | "The Ultimate Smash" | mouselover |
"Crazy Train" | "Crazy Dame" | Robert D. Arndt Jr. |
There are additional song parodies available. |
Song Name | Product | Submittor |
Flying High Again | Any Airline | Rychendroll |
Crazy Train | Walt Disney World Railroad | MagicMarker |
Journey To The Center Of Eternity | Travel Agencies | Shawna 'Spooky' Lowman |
No More Tears | Johnson & Johnson Shampoo | Henry |
Back On Earth | Flight Insurance | Crazy-ass white boy |
There are additional commercials that haven't been done yet available. |
Song Name | Company/Organization | Submittor |
Crazy Train | Union Pacific | been_a_son |
Thank God For The Bomb | Comedy Club | MOR |
Bark At The Moon | Sleep Clinic | Lee |
Don't Blame Me | Any Criminal Lawyer | Anonymous Bob |
Mr. Tinkertrain | Toys 'R' Us | Anonymous Bob |
There are additional on hold music ideas available. |
First Band/Song Name | Second Band/Song Name | New Song Name | Submittor |
Live to Tell Madonna | The Ultimate Sin Ozzy Osbourne | Live to Tell the Ultimate Sin The Material Girl is sinfully materialistic | Scotty Dangerously |
Hit Me With Your Best Shot Pat Benatar | Shot In The Dark Ozzy Osbourne | Hit Me With Your Best Shot In The Dark | Peter |
I Just Wanna Stop Gino Vannelli | I Don't Wanna Stop Ozzy Osbourne | I Just Don't Wanna Stop | Randy |
Angel Flying Too Close To The Ground Willie Nelson | Flying High Again Ozzy Osbourne | Angel Flying High Again But Too Close To The Ground | Opie M. |
There are additional duets that haven't been done yet available. |
There are additional Ozzy Osbourne Combined Groups that haven't been done yet available.
"Bark At The Moon"
Misheard Lyrics: F*** the mall
Original Lyrics: Bark at the moon.
| "Crazy Train"
Misheard Lyrics: Audubon, ha-ha-ha-ha!!!
Original Lyrics: All aboard, ha-ha-ha-ha!!!
|
"Mama, I'm Coming Home"
Misheard Lyrics: I could eat rice
Original Lyrics: I could be right
| "Bark at the Moon"
Misheard Lyrics: Guacamole
Original Lyrics: Bark at the moon!
|
There are additional misheard lyrics available. |
"Bark at the Moon"
Misheard Lyrics: Guacamole
Original Lyrics: Bark at the moon!
|
Story about this misheard lyric by: Haley My dad listened to Ozzy on the regular when my brother and I were toddlers and until we were around 10-12, we both thought he said guacamole instead of bark at the moon. My dad had a good laugh when we finally told him what we heard and then he told us what it really was. Keep in mind this was way before Internet was widely popularized. There are still songs that I sing incorrectly because I grew up with only using my ears to know the lyrics, aside from the artists that were nice enough to put their lyrics in the little book that came with their CDs. |
There are additional misheard stories available. |
"Mr Tinkertrain"
The Funny Lyrics: They call me Mr Tinkertrain That's how I got to get my name
Why They're Funny: Oh really? You got to get your name from people calling you by it? What a novel concept!
Submitted by: Fallon
| "Back On Earth"
The Funny Lyrics: I have fallen from grace, and my ashes are scattered .... ((but later it says)) Bury me deep, just to cover my sins...
Why They're Funny: Uh, how can he be burried if he's already been scattered?
Submitted by: Carly
|
There are additional Funny lyrics available. |
"See You On The Other Side"
The Repetitive Lyrics: I'm gonna see you
See you on the other side Why They're Repetitive: No, you won't see me because I'll be too busy running away from your repetetive ass!
Submitted by: sXe LeXi 5X2
| "I Just Want You"
The Repetitive Lyrics: I just want you
Why They're Repetitive: The last verse is about 4 long lines-all but about 6 words are i just want you. I'm a big ozzy fan but...
Submitted by: Andrea
|
"I Want You"
The Nonsensical Lyrics: I think I'll buy myself some plastic water
I guess I should have married Lennon's daughter, yeah - yeah, yeah, yeah Why They're Nonsensical: I just dont get it. Seems he just needed something to rhyme with water ......
Submitted by: Jamie Whitton
| "Over the Mountain"
The Nonsensical Lyrics: I heard them tell me that this land of dreams was now
Why They're Nonsensical: Was now? Umm, aren't you mixing tenses, Ozzy? Must be all the drugs.
Submitted by: metalgirl162002
|
There are additional nonsensical lyrics available. |
"Tattooed Dancer"
The Insulting Lyrics: Tattooed dancer
Dance for me bitch Why They're Insulting: Sheesh call a girl a bitch the'yre sure gonna dance with u!
Submitted by: madozzyfan666
|
"Mr. Crowley"
The Lyrics: Mr. Crowley, what went wrong in your head?
Who They Mention: Aleister Crowley
Submitted by: David Jones
| "Dog The Bounty Hunter Theme Song"
The Lyrics: I'm the Dog, The big bad Dog,
The bounty hunter. Who They Mention: Duane 'Dog' Chapman.
Submitted by: Celeste
|
"Gets me through"
The Song Lyrics: I'm not the kind of person You think I am I'm not the Antichrist or The Iron Man
Song They Mention: Iron Man. Also, the whole 'OMG so satanic' thing a lot of people have with the kind of music Ozzy and co. play.
Submitted by: Illusionist
| "Dreamer"
The Song Lyrics: Wondering, will Mother Earth survive?
Song They Mention: Revelation (Mother Earth)
Submitted by: Ozzhead Number 1
|
"Black Rain"
Opening Lines: The black rain is falling.
Comments: Submitted by: Brian Kelly
|
"Crazy Train"
The Lyrics: I'm going off the rails on a crazy train!
Why: Worst possible thing to hear in a psychiatric ward.
Submitted by: G
|