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Misspellings and other Alternate Names:

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Ozzy Ozbourne, Ozzy Osborne

Music Quotes:

Sobriety sucks

Submitted by: Celeste

Band Name Origins:

Born Jonathan Osbourne, his last name caused people to nickname him "Ozzy" for short. Needless to say, the nickname stuck. Submitted by: Bill M.
When he was in school, his friends called him "Ozzy" because of his last name. Submitted by: weirdo

Performer Pseudonyms:

Also known as: John Osbourne. Submitted by: Nunna Yr. Biznis

Also known as: John Micheal Osbourne. Submitted by: good qeustion

Strange Offspring Names:

Jessica Starshine Osbourne - Nice middle name! And on top of that, Ozzy used to call her "Bombins". Submitted by: Josette

Former Career:

Name	New Career	Comments & Submitter Name
"Ozzy Osbourne"	"Slaughterhouse Worker"	Seems fitting... - Hank

Better Names for Current Songs:

Original Song Name	New Song Name	Submitter Name
"Drinking All The Booze"	"Breaking All The Rules"	Anonymous Bob
"Lazy Brain"	"Crazy Train"	hardrock
"Wiener"	"Dreamer"	GDatkins85
"Johnny Cochran"	"Perry Mason"	hardrock

Literally Impossible Song Titles:

Song/Performer	Comment	Submitter Name
"Party with the Animals,"	Get civilized, Ozzy; party with some people, dude!	hardrock
"Crazy Train,"	Trains don't have emotions. Maybe crazy engineer..	hardrock

Use a Song Title to Answer a Different Song:

Song & Band Name	Song & Band Name	Comments & Submittor Name
"I Cried For You"	"No More Tears," Ozzy Osbourne	Josh
"Stop"	"I Don't Wanna Stop," Ozzy Osbourne	Ozzy's a real brat, huh? - Jonathan S.
"Who Are You?"	"Mr Crowley," Ozzy Osbourne	The-man!!
"It's A Sin"	"No More Tears," Ozzy Osbourne	Don't cry, boys. Ozzy forgives you. - raddog20002002
There are additional songs titles that answer other songs available.

Remove a Letter From a Song Title:

"No More Ears" originally "No More Tears"

That sounds painful even for Ozzy.

"Bark At The Moo" originally "Bark At The Moon"

Brad Pit Bulls

"Shot In The Ark" originally "Shot In The Dark"

What really happened to the unicorns?

Karen Smith

"Hot In The Dark" originally "Shot In The Dark"

Karen Smith

Add a Letter To a Song Title:

"Bark At The Moron" originally "Bark At The Moon"

King Andrew

"Crazy Strain" originally "Crazy Train"

Jessica Childress

"Bark At the Moron" originally "Bark at the Moon"

mandylee

Change a Letter In a Song Title:

"Can You Heal Them" originally "Can You Hear Them"

Jessica Childress

"Can You Bear Them" originally "Can You Hear Them"

Jessica Childress

"Can You Fear Them" originally "Can You Hear Them"

Jessica Childress

"Can You Heap Them" originally "Can You Hear Them"

Jessica Childress

"No More Fears" originally "No More Tears"

Sam

There are additional song titles with a letter changed available.

Song Parodies:

Original Song Name	Parody Song Name	Parody Author
"Goodbye To Romance"	"Not Spongebob Squarepants"	Phil Alexander
"No More Tears"	"No More Beers"	Dennis
"Hellraiser"	"Smellraiser"	Harry
"Mr. Crowley"	"Mr. Sasquatch"	Johnny B Goode
"I Don't Wanna Stop"	"She Just Wants to Shop"	Nick Johnson
"I Don't Want to Change The World"	"I Don't Want To Change My Clothes"	Harry
"Crazy Train"	"Crazy Pain"	John Turner
"Mama, I'm Coming Home"	"Mama, I Moved To Rome"	Matthias
"Stayin' Alive"	"Stayin' Alive (Bill Clinton version)"	Boris Callahan
"No More Tears (Full length version)"	"No More Spears (Performed by K-Fed)"	Chris Bodily TM
There are additional song parodies available.

Untapped Commercial Ideas:

Song Name	Product	Submittor
Crazy Train	Walt Disney World Railroad	MagicMarker
Journey To The Center Of Eternity	Travel Agencies	Shawna 'Spooky' Lowman
No More Tears	Johnson & Johnson Shampoo	Henry
Back On Earth	Flight Insurance	Crazy-ass white boy
Crazy Train	Amtrak	mmcm312
There are additional commercials that haven't been done yet available.

Bad Choices for On Hold Music:

Song Name	Company/Organization	Submittor
Crazy Train	Union Pacific	been_a_son
Thank God For The Bomb	Comedy Club	MOR
Bark At The Moon	Sleep Clinic	Lee
Don't Blame Me	Any Criminal Lawyer	Anonymous Bob
Mr. Tinkertrain	Toys 'R' Us	Anonymous Bob
There are additional on hold music ideas available.

Duets Not Yet Performed:

First Band/Song Name	Second Band/Song Name	New Song Name	Submittor
I Can't Tell You Why The Eagles	I Don't Know Ozzy Osbourne	I Don't Know Why I Can't Tell You But I do know that I just can't!	Douglas Henry Nutz
Dream On Aerosmith	Dreamer Ozzy Osbourne	Dream On, Dreamer	Joel Martinez
Run Like Hell Pink Floyd/Kittie	Mama, I'm Coming Home Ozzy Osbourne	Mama, Run Like Hell, I'm Coming Home Look Out!	Midnite Jade
She's Gone Ricochet	Over The Mountain Ozzy Osbourne	She's Gone Over The Mountain Where country meets Ozzy. It could be Wild!	Mrs. Heath Wright Wylde
There are additional duets that haven't been done yet available.

If Groups Combined, Their Names Might Be :

Ozzy Osmond

Ozzy Osbourne combined with Donny Osmond

Tee hee

Submitted By: hamburger456

The Ozzy Osmond Brothers

Ozzy Osbourne combined with The Osmond Brothers

Imagine those teeth biting off bat heads.

Submitted By: Rob

Misheard Lyrics:

"Bark At The Moon" Misheard Lyrics: Bark at your mom Original Lyrics: Bark at the moon	"Bark At The Moon" Misheard Lyrics: Bucket the mole Original Lyrics: Bark at the moon.
"Crazy Train" Misheard Lyrics: Oliver! Original Lyrics: All aboard!	"Bark at the Moon" Misheard Lyrics: Buck the mold Original Lyrics: Bark at the moon
There are additional misheard lyrics available.

Misheard Lyrics Story:

"Bark At The Moon"

Misheard Lyrics:

Bark at your mom

Original Lyrics:

Bark at the moon

Story about this misheard lyric by: Teela

My cousin and my brother were painting the walls in a house, playing "Bark at the Moon" on the radio, when my cousin suddenly looked up and asked "Are they saying 'bark at your mom'?" Now we sing 'bark at your mom' whenever we see him.

There are additional misheard stories available.

Song Parody Fragments:

"Perry Mason"

Better Lyrics:

Who will stand up for your race?
We need Johnnie Cochran.
Someone to get in their face.
Calling Johnnie Cochran again.

Original Lyrics:

Who is the man on the case?
We need Perry Mason.
Someone to put you in place
Calling Perry Mason again.

Submitted by: rocksoul

"Mr. Crowley"

Better Lyrics:

Mr. Rogers, why don't you call yourself Fred?

Original Lyrics:

Mr. Crowley, what went down in your head?

Submitted by: Enema

Funny Lyrics:

"Mr Tinkertrain" The Funny Lyrics: They call me Mr Tinkertrain That's how I got to get my name Why They're Funny: Oh really? You got to get your name from people calling you by it? What a novel concept! Submitted by: Fallon	"Back On Earth" The Funny Lyrics: I have fallen from grace, and my ashes are scattered .... ((but later it says)) Bury me deep, just to cover my sins... Why They're Funny: Uh, how can he be burried if he's already been scattered? Submitted by: Carly
There are additional Funny lyrics available.

Repetitive Lyrics:

"See You On The Other Side"

The Repetitive Lyrics:

I'm gonna see you
See you on the other side

Why They're Repetitive:

No, you won't see me because I'll be too busy running away from your repetetive ass!

Submitted by: sXe LeXi 5X2

"I Just Want You"

The Repetitive Lyrics:

I just want you

Why They're Repetitive:

The last verse is about 4 long lines-all but about 6 words are i just want you. I'm a big ozzy fan but...

Submitted by: Andrea

Nonsensical Lyrics:

"I Want You" The Nonsensical Lyrics: I think I'll buy myself some plastic water I guess I should have married Lennon's daughter, yeah - yeah, yeah, yeah Why They're Nonsensical: I just dont get it. Seems he just needed something to rhyme with water ...... Submitted by: Jamie Whitton	"'Over the Mountain'" The Nonsensical Lyrics: I heard them tell me that this land of dreams was now Why They're Nonsensical: Was now? Umm, aren't you mixing tenses, Ozzy? Must be all the drugs. Submitted by: metalgirl162002
There are additional nonsensical lyrics available.

Insulting Lyrics:

"Tattooed Dancer"

The Insulting Lyrics:

Tattooed dancer
Dance for me bitch

Why They're Insulting:

Sheesh call a girl a bitch the'yre sure gonna dance with u!

Submitted by: madozzyfan666

"No More Tears"

The Insulting Lyrics:

Your lips are so cold
I don't know what else to say

Why They're Insulting:

Geez, telling a girl her lips are cold is really gonna score you points with her!

Submitted by: Metalgirl162002

Song Lyrics That Name Check Celebrities:

"Dog The Bounty Hunter Theme Song"

The Lyrics:

I'm the Dog, The big bad Dog,
The bounty hunter.

Who They Mention:

Duane 'Dog' Chapman.

Submitted by: Celeste

Song Lyrics That Mention Other Songs:

"Gets me through"

The Song Lyrics:

I'm not the kind of person You think I am I'm not the Antichrist or The Iron Man

Song They Mention:

Iron Man. Also, the whole 'OMG so satanic' thing a lot of people have with the kind of music Ozzy and co. play.

Submitted by: Illusionist

"Dreamer"

The Song Lyrics:

Wondering, will Mother Earth survive?

Song They Mention:

Revelation (Mother Earth)

Submitted by: Ozzhead Number 1

Songs That Are Banned:

"Suicide Solution"

Not a direct ban, but because of the aforementioned events surrounding the tune, much of Ozzy's music was pulled from rotation from several radio stations during the time period, 1985 to 1987. In 1985, the parents of John McCullom sue Ozzy Osbourne, claiming that this song "aided, or advised, or encouraged" their son to commit suicide. In 1987, the judge in the case decides that overt lyrics are protected speech and that the evidence is insufficient to connect the song to the suicide.

Submitted by: Peter

Song Title Spoonerisms:

"Dot In The Shark" originally "Shot In The Dark"

Submitted by: Regina Olsen

Names as a Word Bank:

Bob runs on zoos on subs. Submitted by: hamburger456

Can somebody tell me what the hell that means?

What A Band is Best Known For (aside from their music):

"His Potty Mouth"

Ozzy is also known for his potty mouth. In his reality show The Osbournes there were more bleeps than any other show in MTV's history. And people now know where Kelly and Jack get their potty mouths.

Submitted by: Celeste

"Biting Off The Head Of A Bat"

This reportedly happened during a concert in Des Moines, Iowa on January 20, 1982. A concert goer threw the bat on stage. Thinking it was a toy bat, Ozzy then proceeded to bite off its head, then threw the headless carcass back at the audience. He had to have rabies and tetanus shots.

Submitted by: hardrock