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These are lyrics by Ozzy Osbourne that we think are kind of funny.

Funniest Lyrics, Ozzy Osbourne

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Ozzy Osbourne's, "Back On Earth"
The Funny Lyrics:
I have fallen from grace, and my ashes are scattered .... ((but later it says)) Bury me deep, just to cover my sins...
Why They're funny:
Uh, how can he be burried if he's already been scattered?
Submitted by: Carly
Ozzy Osbourne's, "Crazy Train"
The Funny Lyrics:
Maybe it's not too late
To learn how to love
And forget how to hate
Why They're funny:
It's pretty funny to hear this sentiment coming from someone who calls himself the Prince of Darkness.
Submitted by: Andrew
Ozzy Osbourne's, "Mr Tinkertrain"
The Funny Lyrics:
They call me Mr Tinkertrain That's how I got to get my name
Why They're funny:
Oh really? You got to get your name from people calling you by it? What a novel concept!
Submitted by: Fallon

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