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Misheard song lyrics (also called mondegreens) occur when people misunderstand the lyrics in a song. These are NOT intentional rephrasing of lyrics, which is called parody. This page contains all the misheard lyrics for Ozzy Osbourne that have been submitted to this site and the old collection from inthe80s started in 1996. For more information about the misheard lyrics available on this site, please read our FAQ.

There are 173 misheard song lyrics for Ozzy Osbourne on amIright currently.

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"Back On Earth" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Back on up
Original Lyrics:
Back on Earth
"Back On Earth" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Duke of Love
Original Lyrics:
Back on earth
"Back On Earth" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
I have fallen from grace
And my a** is a shadow.
Original Lyrics:
I have fallen from grace
And my ashes are scattered.
"Back On Earth" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
They go North!
Original Lyrics:
Back on Earth!
"Bark At The Moon" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Back a la mow
Original Lyrics:
Bark at the moon.
"Bark At The Moon" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Baltimore
Original Lyrics:
Bark at the moon
"Bark At The Moon" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Barbeque moon
Original Lyrics:
Bark at the moon
"Bark At The Moon" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Bark and then moan.
Original Lyrics:
Bark at the moon.
"Bark At The Moon" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Bark at the 'coon.
Original Lyrics:
Bark at the moon.
"Bark At The Moon" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Bark at your mom
Original Lyrics:
Bark at the moon
"Bark At The Moon" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Buck the mold
Original Lyrics:
Bark at the moon
"Bark At The Moon" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Bucket the mole
Original Lyrics:
Bark at the moon.
"Bark At The Moon" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Bugger the moon.
Original Lyrics:
Bark at the moon.
"Bark At The Moon" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Buried in a neighbor's grave.
Original Lyrics:
Buried in a nameless grave.
"Bark At The Moon" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Don't stop the beats it's looking for
Listen in bulk and you'll hear him
Bark at the moan.
Original Lyrics:
Those that the beast is looking for
Listen in awe and you'll hear him
Bark at the moon.
"Bark At The Moon" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
F*** De Mone
Original Lyrics:
Bark at the Moon
"Bark At The Moon" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
F*** the Pope.
or
F*** the mole.
Original Lyrics:
Bark at the moon.
"Bark At The Moon"
Misheard Lyrics:
F*** them all!
Original Lyrics:
Bark at the moon!
"Bark At The Moon" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
He finds his cap gun.
Original Lyrics:
He finds his heaven.
"Bark At The Moon" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
I'm as sane as Ed Meese
Original Lyrics:
I'm as free as the breeze
"Bark At The Moon" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Pancakes are boiling.
Original Lyrics:
Vengeance is boiling.
"Bark At The Moon" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Park at the mall
Original Lyrics:
Bark at the moon
"Bark At The Moon" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Pocket the mole!
Original Lyrics:
Bark at the moon!
"Bark At The Moon" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Rock the world.
Original Lyrics:
Bark at the moon.
"Bark At The Moon" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Rockin' the mome.
Original Lyrics:
Bark at the moon.
'Mome' is short for moment.
"Bark At The Moon" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Shabot Shalom
Original Lyrics:
Bark at the moon
"Bark At The Moon" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
The man on the moon
Original Lyrics:
Bark at the moon.
"Bark At The Moon" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Whack at the mole.
Original Lyrics:
Bark at the moon.
"Bark at the Moon" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Bah kah Shamuu
Original Lyrics:
Bark at the moon!
"Bark at the Moon" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Bucket the mole
Original Lyrics:
Bark at the moon.
"Bark at the Moon" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Pockets a love!
Original Lyrics:
Bark at the moon!
Poor kid got laughed off the stage
"Can You Hear Them"
Misheard Lyrics:
Gettin' naked
Original Lyrics:
Can you hear them?
"Crazy Train" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Abraxas...Ha, ha, ha, ha
Original Lyrics:
All aboard...Ha, ha, ha, ha
"Crazy Train" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Ali Bahh, ha-ha-ha-ha!!!
Original Lyrics:
All aboard, ha-ha-ha-ha!!!
"Crazy Train" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Aliba!
Original Lyrics:
All aboard!
"Crazy Train" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Allah Akbar, ha-ha-ha-ha!!!
Original Lyrics:
All aboard, ha-ha-ha-ha!!!
"Crazy Train" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
And Aaron's in trouble, in Italy now
Original Lyrics:
Inheriting troubles, I'm mentally numb
"Crazy Train" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
And the one that's screaming
or
The woman screaming.
or
The womb is screaming.
Original Lyrics:
Mental wounds still screaming.
"Crazy Train" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
And the womb still healing.
Original Lyrics:
Mental wounds not healing.
"Crazy Train" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
And the wounds still healing.
Original Lyrics:
Mental wounds not healing.
"Crazy Train" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Ankle bone not healing
Original Lyrics:
Mental wounds not healing
"Crazy Train" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Ankle ghouls still squeezing, driving me insane.
Original Lyrics:
Mental wounds not healing, driving me insane.
"Crazy Train" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Axl Rose still screamin, driving me insane
Original Lyrics:
Mental wounds still screaming driving me insane
"Crazy Train" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Billions of people living as crows
Original Lyrics:
Millions of people living as foes
"Crazy Train" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Bizzleboob is draining.
Original Lyrics:
Mental wounds still screaming.
"Crazy Train" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Cannon Ball!!
Original Lyrics:
All aboard!
"Crazy Train" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Crazy, but that's how it goes
Millions of people living I suppose.
Original Lyrics:
Crazy, but that's how it goes
Millions of people living as foes
"Crazy Train" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Crazy, but that's how it goes
Millions of people, living a***holes.
Original Lyrics:
Crazy, but that's how it goes
Millions of people living as foes.
"Crazy Train" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Dozens of colbalt, that's what you become.
You get into troubles and get nothing done
Original Lyrics:
Heirs of the cold war, thats what we've become.
Inheiriting troubles, I'm mentally numb
"Crazy Train" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Early bird
Original Lyrics:
All aboard
"Crazy Train" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Hares at the kumquats
That's what we've been taught.
Original Lyrics:
Heirs of a cold war
That's what we've become.
"Crazy Train" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
I know that pizza goes with broccoli.
Original Lyrics:
I know that things are going wrong for me.
"Crazy Train" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
I know that pizza goes with broccoli.
Original Lyrics:
I know that things are going wrong for me.
"Crazy Train" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
I meant to lay down.
Original Lyrics:
I'm mentally numb.
"Crazy Train" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
I whistle at grandpas, who make their own rules.
Original Lyrics:
I've watched all the dropouts, who made their own rules.
"Crazy Train" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
I'm blowin' up the whales, an' I'm insane
Original Lyrics:
Goin' off the rails on a crazy train.
"Crazy Train" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
I'm eating Escargot off the window pane.
Original Lyrics:
I'm goin' off the rails on a crazy train
"Crazy Train" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
I'm goin' off the rails at a crazy speed.
Original Lyrics:
I'm goin' off the rails on a crazy train.
"Crazy Train" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
I'm goin' off the rails on the gravy train.
Original Lyrics:
I'm goin' off the rails on a crazy train.
"Crazy Train" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
I'm going after Al and his crazy dreams.
Original Lyrics:
I'm going off the rails on the crazy train.
"Crazy Train" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
I'm going after a real gone and crazy thing.
Original Lyrics:
I'm going off the rails on a crazy train.
"Crazy Train" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
I'm going after elves on a crazy train
Original Lyrics:
I'm going off the rails on a crazy train
"Crazy Train" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
I'm going after rails on this crazy train.
Original Lyrics:
I'm going off the rails on a crazy train.
"Crazy Train" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
I'm going off derailed on a crazy train.
Original Lyrics:
I'm going off the rails on a crazy train.
"Crazy Train" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
I'm going off the rails of the gravy train.
Original Lyrics:
I'm going off the rail on a crazy train.
"Crazy Train" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
I'm going off the tail of a crazy brain.
Original Lyrics:
I'm going off the rails on a crazy train.
"Crazy Train" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
I'm going out with Ray and his crazy friends
Original Lyrics:
I'm going off the rail on a crazy train
"Crazy Train" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
I'm going up the river in freezing rain
Original Lyrics:
Im going off the rails on a crazy train
"Crazy Train" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
I'm gonna leave Sharon to ride the Britney Spears Train.
Original Lyrics:
I'm going off the rails on a crazy train.
"Crazy Train" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
I'm living with Sandy, that just isn't fair
Original Lyrics:
I'm living with something that just isn't fair.
"Crazy Train" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
I've listened to Bishops who rule and control
The millions of salesmen and you hit the roadOne person's condition, to rule and control
The media sells it and you hit the road
Original Lyrics:
One person conditioned to rule and control,
The media sells it, and you live the role
"Crazy Train" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
I've listened to beaches, I've listened to fools
I've locked in the drop box to make heroin rules
It's a losing condition to rule and control
The media sells it, and you'll live to roll.
Original Lyrics:
I've listened to preachers, I've listened to fools
I've watched all the dropouts, who make their own rules
One person conditioned to rule and control
The media sells it, and you have the role.
"Crazy Train" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
I've listened to freak shows, I've listened to ghouls
I've watched all the croc files, who make their own rules.
Original Lyrics:
I've listened to preachers, I've listened to fools
I've watched all the dropouts, who made their own rules.
"Crazy Train" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
I've listened to peaches
I've listened to food.
Original Lyrics:
I've listened to preachers
I've listened to fools.
"Crazy Train" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
I've listened to preachers, I've listened to fools
What's all this talk about who makes up the rules?
Original Lyrics:
I've listened to preachers, I've listened to fools
I've watched all the dropouts, who made their own rules.
"Crazy Train" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
I've wrestled a drunk mouse.
Original Lyrics:
I've watched all the dropouts.
"Crazy Train" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
I've wrestled with dropouts.
or
I've worked for the dropouts.
or
I've watched out for dropouts.
Original Lyrics:
I've watched all the dropouts.
"Crazy Train" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Knuckle bones start screaming
Original Lyrics:
Mental wounds start screaming
"Crazy Train" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Make the wolves stop screaming, it's driving me insane.
Original Lyrics:
Mental wounds not healing, driving me insane.
"Crazy Train" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Maple walnut healing
Original Lyrics:
Mental wounds not healing
"Crazy Train" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Marry me, it's not too late.
Original Lyrics:
Mental wounds, not healing
"Crazy Train" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Mental wound still bleeding.
Original Lyrics:
Mental wounds not healing.
"Crazy Train" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Millions of people living disposed
Original Lyrics:
Millions of people living as foes
"Crazy Train" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Millions of people picking their nose.
Original Lyrics:
Millions of people living as foes.
"Crazy Train" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Millions of people with millions of hoes.
Original Lyrics:
Millions of people living as foes.
"Crazy Train" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Millions of people with millions of toes
Original Lyrics:
Millions of people living as foes
"Crazy Train" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Millions of people, living I s'pose.
Original Lyrics:
Millions of people living as foes.
"Crazy Train" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Millions of people, living as Osbournes.
Original Lyrics:
Millions of people, living as foes.
"Crazy Train" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Millions of people
That's what we've become.
or
Miserable people
That's what we've become.
Original Lyrics:
Heirs of a cold war
That's what we've become.
"Crazy Train" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Oliver!
Original Lyrics:
All aboard!
"Crazy Train" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Osbourne...Ha, ha, ha, ha
Original Lyrics:
All aboard...Ha, ha, ha, ha
"Crazy Train" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Peckerwoods still screaming.
Original Lyrics:
Mental wounds still screaming.
"Crazy Train" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Pencil wounds not healing; life's a bitter game.
Original Lyrics:
Mental wounds not healing; life's a bitter shame.
"Crazy Train" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Pinklewood's not hearing, driving me insane.
Original Lyrics:
Metal wounds not healing, driving me insane.
"Crazy Train" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Praise him, but that's how it goes.
Original Lyrics:
Crazy, but that's how it goes.
"Crazy Train" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Trogdor!
Original Lyrics:
All aboard!
Trogdor is a reference to the internet cartoon, Strong Bad (which of course did not exist when this song came out).
"Crazy Train" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Vegetables not healing, driving me insane.
Original Lyrics:
Mental wounds not healing, driving me insane.
"Crazy Train" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Vegetables not peeling, driving me insane
Original Lyrics:
Mental wounds not healing, driving me insane
"Crazy Train" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
We're goin' after the rails gonna break his face
Original Lyrics:
I'm goin' off the rails on a crazy train
"Crazy Train" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Who wants to play?
Original Lyrics:
Who and what's to blame?
"Desire"
Misheard Lyrics:
Gravy train, gravy train
Original Lyrics:
Crazy train, crazy train
"Dreamer" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Daisy threw the window at the world outside
Wondering will Mother Earth survive
Hoping that mankind will stop abusing her
Try not to die.
Original Lyrics:
Gazing through the window at the world outside
Wondering will Mother Earth survive
Hoping that mankind will stop abusing her
Time after time.
"Dreamer" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
When will all this anger, hate, and pick a tree be gone?
Original Lyrics:
When will all the anger, hate, and bigotry be gone?
"Facing Hell"
Misheard Lyrics:
Is it all the t**s they're waving?
Original Lyrics:
Is it God that sits there waiting?
"Facing Hell"
Misheard Lyrics:
It's just this crazy world we live in and I'm Alabama
Original Lyrics:
It's just this crazy world we live in and I'm out of my mind
"Flying High Again" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Am I just a crazy guy (you bitch)
Original Lyrics:
Am I just a crazy guy (you bet)
"Flying High Again" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Grandma, you're dead.
Original Lyrics:
Flying high again
"Flying High Again" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
High-flying girl
Original Lyrics:
Flying high again
"Flying High Again" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
If you could pee inside my head.
Original Lyrics:
If you could be inside my head.
"Flying High Again" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
It's something that I employ
Original Lyrics:
It's something that I enjoy
"Gets Me Through" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
I hope you'll never stop 'cause it gets me food.
Original Lyrics:
I hope you'll never stop 'cause it gets me through.
"Gets Me Through" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
I tried to entertain you and the things I did.
Original Lyrics:
I tried to entertain you the best I can.
"Gets Me Through" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
I'm not the anti-Chrysler, nor the eye of man.
Original Lyrics:
I'm not the anti-Christ, or the iron man.
"Gets Me Through" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
It gives me flu.
Original Lyrics:
It gets me through.
"Gets Me Through" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Sometimes the elephant tease our kind
Original Lyrics:
Sometimes reality's unkind
"Gets Me Through" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Sometimes we all tease our kind
Original Lyrics:
Sometimes reality's unkind
"Gets Me Through" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
That broken toe
Original Lyrics:
Got no control!
"Goodbye To Romance" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Goodbye tho Romans, goodbye to French.
Original Lyrics:
Goodbye to romance, goodbye to friends.
"Goodbye To Romance" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
I said goodbye to Romans
Goodbye to France.
Original Lyrics:
I said goodbye to romance
Goodbye to friends.
"Goodbye To Romance" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
I'll just take this broken crown.
Original Lyrics:
The jester with the broken crown.
"Hellraiser" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
I wanna smell like you.
Original Lyrics:
I'll put a spell on you.
"I Don't Walk On Water" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
I rob the Dairy Queen
Original Lyrics:
I rob and burry thing
"I Don't Want to Change the World" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
I don't want to chain the world
I don't want the world to chain me.
Original Lyrics:
I don't want to change the world
I don't want the world to change me
"I Just Want You" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
There's no inedible creams
There's no undrinkable steams
Each night when the dinner's through
I didn't eat lunch, I just want food.
Original Lyrics:
There's no impossible dreams
There's no invisible seams
Each night when the day is through
I don't ask much, I just want you.
"Killer Of Giants" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Killer of Giants, friends of Thor
Original Lyrics:
Killer of Giants threatens us all
"Killer of Giants" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Your sleepless eyes are turning without love
Original Lyrics:
Your sleepless eyes are turning red alert
"Miracle Man" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
I really want a hot dog, and I`m tired of those beans.
Original Lyrics:
I don`t know were he comes from, but I know just were he`s been.
"Miracle Man" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Miracle Man
Grow a Mustache!!
Original Lyrics:
Miracle Man
Got Busted!!
"Miracle Man" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Miracle man don't bullshit
Original Lyrics:
Miracle man got busted
"Mister Crowley"
Misheard Lyrics:
Mister Crowley
Won't you ride my wife home?
Original Lyrics:
Mister Crowley
Won't you ride my white horse?
"Mr. Crowley" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Listerine, it looks good on a corpse.
Listerine, books and pages, dresser drawers.
Original Lyrics:
Mr. Crowley, won't you ride my white horse?
Mr. Crowley, it's symbolic, of course.
"Mr. Crowley" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Mr. Allow Me
Original Lyrics:
Mr. Alarming
"Mr. Crowley" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Mr. Alomi
or
Mr. Allow Me
Original Lyrics:
Mr. Crowley
"Mr. Crowley" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Mr. Brownie
Original Lyrics:
Mr. Crowley
"Mr. Crowley" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Mr. Crowley, won't you ride my white whores
Original Lyrics:
Mr. Crowley, won't you ride my white horse?
"Mr. Crowley" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Was it phonetically sent?
I wanna know what you meant.
or
Was I polemically sent?
Original Lyrics:
Was it polemically sent?
I wanna know what you meant.
"No Bone Movies" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
No bowel movements.
Original Lyrics:
No bone movies.
"No Bone Movies" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
No bowel movements
Original Lyrics:
No bone movies
"No Bone Movies" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
No bowel movements
Original Lyrics:
No bone movies
"No Bone Movies" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
No bum movers
Original Lyrics:
No bone movies
"No Bone Movies" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
No more Rooneys
Original Lyrics:
No bone movies
"No More Tears" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Another day passes as the knight blows his head.
The red whore comes on to say its time to begin
Original Lyrics:
Another day passes as the night closes in.
The red light comes on to say its time to begin
"No More Tears" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
No more beers.
Original Lyrics:
No more tears.
"No More Tears" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
There's a crack in the window and a light to the sky
or
There's a rat in the window with his crack to the sky
or
There's a rat in the window with his crack to the sky
Original Lyrics:
The light in the window is a crack in the sky
"No More Tears" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
no more jizz
Original Lyrics:
no more tears
"Over The Mountain" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
I told them I had ridden shooting stars
Instead, I don't know how.
Original Lyrics:
I told them I had ridden shooting stars
And said I'd show them how.
"Over The Mountain" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
You both need a kicking to die with me.
Original Lyrics:
You don't need a ticket to ride with me.
"Over The Mountain" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
You don't need a ticket to fly with me
Ice cream, yeah!
Original Lyrics:
You don't need a ticket to fly with me
I'm free, yeah.
"Over the Mountain" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
I told them I had written stupid songs
And said I'd show them how.
Original Lyrics:
I told them I had ridden shooting stars
And said I'd show them how.
"Over the Mountain" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Living in a bakery, only place I had to stay
Original Lyrics:
Living in a daydream, only place I had to stay
"Over the Mountain" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
P***ing silver inlaid clouds
Original Lyrics:
Kissing silver inlaid clouds
"Paranoid" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Can you help me? F***?! Your mama's brain!
Original Lyrics:
Can you help me occupy my brain?
"Paranoid" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
I want you to end your life
I wish I could but it's too late.
Original Lyrics:
I want you to enjoy life
I wish I could but it's too late.
"Revelation" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
I'll just take this broken crown.
Original Lyrics:
The jester with the broken crown.
"Shot In The Dark" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
But just like the wounded and ready for lace.
Original Lyrics:
But just like the wounded and when it's too late.
"Shot In The Dark" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
F***in' the dog
Original Lyrics:
Shot in the dark
"Shot In The Dark" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
I surrender
Neverender
Original Lyrics:
They'll remember
They'll surrender
"Shot In The Dark" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Jack in the sack, one step away from you.
Original Lyrics:
Shot in the dark, one step away from you.
"Shot In The Dark" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Jack in the sack, one step away from you.
Original Lyrics:
Shot in the dark, one step away from you
"Shot In The Dark" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Shouting at God
Original Lyrics:
Shot in the dark
"Shot In The Dark" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Talitha, koum
Original Lyrics:
Shot in the dark
"Shot In The Dark" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Talking to God
Original Lyrics:
Shot in the dark
"Shot In The Dark" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
The rest of the Navy now
Original Lyrics:
Underestimate me now.
"Shot in the Dark" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Every gamble, the people who hate
And the rest of 'em hate me now
Original Lyrics:
Never for care for the people who hate
Underestimate me now.
"Steal Away (The Night)" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Now I feel the time is right
Blood will flow like wine tonight.
Original Lyrics:
Now I feel the time is right
Love will flow like wine tonight.
"Suicide Solution" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Mind your time wiskey is liquor
Suicide is slow when you lick her
Take the bottle
Crown yourself low
Then take away the bathrobe.
or
And waste away tomorrow.
Original Lyrics:
Wine is fine but whiskey's quicker
Suicide is slow with liquor
Take a bottle
Drown your sorrows
Then it floods away tomorrows.
"Suicide Solution" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Wine is fine but whiskey's quicker
Suicide is slow and bitter
Take your time to drown your sorrows
There is no way to wake up tomorrow
Original Lyrics:
Wine is fine but whiskey's quicker
Suicide is slow with liquor
Take a bottle
Drown your sorrows
Then it floods away tomorrows.
"Tattooed Dancer"
Misheard Lyrics:
Well, I can hear her humming like a duchess in heat.
Original Lyrics:
Well, I can hear her moaning like a dog that's on heat.
"Thank God For The Bomb" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
If that's the only thing that's stopping war
Then thank God for the bong.
Original Lyrics:
If that's the only thing that's stopping war
Then thank God for the bomb.
"The Ultimate Sin" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Anyway I look at it now
The gods are closed and cannot be opened
Bury your anger and bury your date
Or you'll be left with nothing in an hour.
Original Lyrics:
Anyway I look at it now
The doors are closed and cannot be opened
Bury your anger and bury your dead
Or you'll be left with nothing and no one.
"Time After Time" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Line after line of cocaine.
Original Lyrics:
Line after line, you broke me.
"You're No Different"
Misheard Lyrics:
Tell me the truth
And now they're b****in' at you.
Original Lyrics:
Tell me the truth
And I'll admit to my guilt.

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