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"Back On Earth"
Back on up
Back on Earth
"Back On Earth"
Duke of Love
Back on earth
"Back On Earth"
I have fallen from grace
And my a** is a shadow.
I have fallen from grace
And my ashes are scattered.
"Back On Earth"
They go North!
Back on Earth!
"Bark At The Moon"
Back a la mow
Bark at the moon.
"Bark At The Moon"
Baltimore
Bark at the moon
"Bark At The Moon"
Barbeque moon
Bark at the moon
"Bark At The Moon"
Bark and then moan.
Bark at the moon.
"Bark At The Moon"
Bark at the 'coon.
Bark at the moon.
"Bark At The Moon"
Bark at your mom
Bark at the moon
"Bark At The Moon"
Bucket the mole
Bark at the moon.
"Bark At The Moon"
Bugger the moon.
Bark at the moon.
"Bark At The Moon"
Buried in a neighbor's grave.
Buried in a nameless grave.
"Bark At The Moon"
Don't stop the beats it's looking for
Listen in bulk and you'll hear him
Bark at the moan.
Those that the beast is looking for
Listen in awe and you'll hear him
Bark at the moon.
"Bark At The Moon"
F*** the Pope.
or
F*** the mole.
Bark at the moon.
"Bark At The Moon"
F*** them all!
Bark at the moon!
"Bark At The Moon"
He finds his cap gun.
He finds his heaven.
"Bark At The Moon"
Pancakes are boiling.
Vengeance is boiling.
"Bark At The Moon"
Pocket the mole!
Bark at the moon!
"Bark At The Moon"
Rock the w****.
Bark at the moon.
"Bark At The Moon"
Rockin' the mome.
Bark at the moon.
'Mome' is short for moment.
"Bark At The Moon"
Shabot Shalom
Bark at the moon
"Bark At The Moon"
The man on the moon
Bark at the moon.
"Bark At The Moon"
Whack at the mole.
Bark at the moon.
"Bark at the Moon"
Buck the mold
Bark at the moon
"Bark at the Moon"
F*** De Mone
Bark at the Moon
"Bark at the Moon"
I'm as sane as Ed Meese
I'm as free as the breeze
"Bark at the Moon"
Park at the mall
Bark at the moon
"Can You Hear Them"
Gettin' naked
Can you hear them?
"Crazy Train"
Ali Bahh, ha-ha-ha-ha!!!
All aboard, ha-ha-ha-ha!!!
"Crazy Train"
Aliba!
All aboard!
"Crazy Train"
Allah Akbar, ha-ha-ha-ha!!!
All aboard, ha-ha-ha-ha!!!
"Crazy Train"
And the one that's screaming
or
The woman screaming.
or
The womb is screaming.
Mental wounds still screaming.
"Crazy Train"
And the womb still healing.
Mental wounds not healing.
"Crazy Train"
And the wounds still healing.
Mental wounds not healing.
"Crazy Train"
Ankle bone not healing
Mental wounds not healing
"Crazy Train"
Ankle ghouls still squeezing, driving me insane.
Mental wounds not healing, driving me insane.
"Crazy Train"
Axl Rose still screamin, driving me insane
Mental wounds still screaming driving me insane
"Crazy Train"
Billions of people living as crows
Millions of people living as foes
"Crazy Train"
Bizzleboob is draining.
Mental wounds still screaming.
"Crazy Train"
Crazy, but that's how it goes
Millions of people living I suppose.
Crazy, but that's how it goes
Millions of people living as foes
"Crazy Train"
Crazy, but that's how it goes
Millions of people, living a***holes.
Crazy, but that's how it goes
Millions of people living as foes.
"Crazy Train"
Dozens of colbalt, that's what you become.
You get into troubles and get nothing done
Heirs of the cold war, thats what we've become.
Inheiriting troubles, I'm mentally numb
"Crazy Train"
Hares at the kumquats
That's what we've been taught.
Heirs of a cold war
That's what we've become.
"Crazy Train"
I know that pizza goes with broccoli.
I know that things are going wrong for me.
"Crazy Train"
I know that pizza goes with broccoli.
I know that things are going wrong for me.
"Crazy Train"
I meant to lay down.
I'm mentally numb.
"Crazy Train"
I whistle at grandpas, who make their own rules.
I've watched all the dropouts, who made their own rules.
"Crazy Train"
I'm blowin' up the whales, an' I'm insane
Goin' off the rails on a crazy train.
"Crazy Train"
I'm eating Escargot off the window pane.
I'm goin' off the rails on a crazy train
"Crazy Train"
I'm goin' off the rails at a crazy speed.
I'm goin' off the rails on a crazy train.
"Crazy Train"
I'm goin' off the rails on the gravy train.
I'm goin' off the rails on a crazy train.
"Crazy Train"
I'm going after Al and his crazy dreams.
I'm going off the rails on the crazy train.
"Crazy Train"
I'm going after a real gone and crazy thing.
I'm going off the rails on a crazy train.
"Crazy Train"
I'm going after elves on a crazy train.
I'm going off the rails on a crazy train.
"Crazy Train"
I'm going after elves on a crazy train
I'm going off the rails on a crazy train
"Crazy Train"
I'm going after rails on this crazy train.
I'm going off the rails on a crazy train.
"Crazy Train"
I'm going off derailed on a crazy train.
I'm going off the rails on a crazy train.
"Crazy Train"
I'm going off the rails of the gravy train.
I'm going off the rail on a crazy train.
"Crazy Train"
I'm going off the tail of a crazy brain.
I'm going off the rails on a crazy train.
"Crazy Train"
I'm going out with Ray and his crazy friends
I'm going off the rail on a crazy train
"Crazy Train"
I'm gonna leave Sharon to ride the Britney Spears Train.
I'm going off the rails on a crazy train.
"Crazy Train"
I've listened to Bishops who rule and control
The millions of salesmen and you hit the roadOne person's condition, to rule and control
The media sells it and you hit the road
One person conditioned to rule and control,
The media sells it, and you live the role
"Crazy Train"
I've listened to beaches, I've listened to fools
I've locked in the drop box to make heroin rules
It's a losing condition to rule and control
The media sells it, and you'll live to roll.
I've listened to preachers, I've listened to fools
I've watched all the dropouts, who make their own rules
One person conditioned to rule and control
The media sells it, and you have the role.
"Crazy Train"
I've listened to freak shows, I've listened to ghouls
I've watched all the croc files, who make their own rules.
I've listened to preachers, I've listened to fools
I've watched all the dropouts, who made their own rules.
"Crazy Train"
I've listened to peaches
I've listened to food.
I've listened to preachers
I've listened to fools.
"Crazy Train"
I've listened to preachers, I've listened to fools
What's all this talk about who makes up the rules?
I've listened to preachers, I've listened to fools
I've watched all the dropouts, who made their own rules.
"Crazy Train"
I've wrestled a drunk mouse.
I've watched all the dropouts.
"Crazy Train"
I've wrestled with dropouts.
or
I've worked for the dropouts.
or
I've watched out for dropouts.
I've watched all the dropouts.
"Crazy Train"
Make the wolves stop screaming, it's driving me insane.
Mental wounds not healing, driving me insane.
"Crazy Train"
Maple walnut healing
Mental wounds not healing
"Crazy Train"
Marry me, it's not too late.
Mental wounds, not healing
"Crazy Train"
Mental wound still bleeding.
Mental wounds not healing.
"Crazy Train"
Millions of people living disposed
Millions of people living as foes
"Crazy Train"
Millions of people picking their nose.
Millions of people living as foes.
"Crazy Train"
Millions of people with millions of hoes.
Millions of people living as foes.
"Crazy Train"
Millions of people with millions of toes
Millions of people living as foes
"Crazy Train"
Millions of people, living I s'pose.
Millions of people living as foes.
"Crazy Train"
Millions of people, living as Osbournes.
Millions of people, living as foes.
"Crazy Train"
Millions of people
That's what we've become.BR> or
Miserable people
That's what we've become.
Heirs of a cold war
That's what we've become.
"Crazy Train"
Oliver!
All aboard!
"Crazy Train"
Osbourne...Ha, ha, ha, ha
All aboard...Ha, ha, ha, ha
"Crazy Train"
Pencil wounds not healing; life's a bitter game.
Mental wounds not healing; life's a bitter shame.
"Crazy Train"
Pinklewood's not hearing, driving me insane.
Metal wounds not healing, driving me insane.
"Crazy Train"
Praise him, but that's how it goes.
Crazy, but that's how it goes.
"Crazy Train"
Trogdor!
All aboard!
Trogdor is a reference to the internet cartoon, Strong Bad.
"Crazy Train"
Vegetables not peeling, driving me insane.
Mental wounds not healing, driving me insane.
"Crazy Train"
Vegtables not peeling, driving me insane
Mental wounds not healing, driving me insane
"Crazy Train"
We're goin' after the rails gonna break his face
I'm goin' off the rails on a crazy train
"Crazy Train"
Who wants to play?
Who and what's to blame?
"Dreamer"
Daisy threw the window at the world outside
Wondering will Mother Earth survive
Hoping that mankind will stop abusing her
Try not to die.
Gazing through the window at the world outside
Wondering will Mother Earth survive
Hoping that mankind will stop abusing her
Time after time.
"Dreamer"
When will all this anger, hate, and pick a tree be gone?
When will all the anger, hate, and bigotry be gone?
"Facing Hell"
Is it all the t**s they're waving?
Is it God that sits there waiting?
"Facing Hell"
It's just this crazy world we live in and I'm Alabama
It's just this crazy world we live in and I'm out of my mind
"Flying High Again"
Grandma, you're dead.
Flying high again
"Flying High Again"
High-flying girl
Flying high again
"Flying High Again"
If you could pee inside my head.
If you could be inside my head.
"Flying High Again"
It's something that I employ
It's something that I enjoy
"Gets Me Through"
I hope you'll never stop 'cause it gets me food.
I hope you'll never stop 'cause it gets me through.
"Gets Me Through"
I tried to entertain you and the things I did.
I tried to entertain you the best I can.
"Gets Me Through"
I'm not the anti-Chrysler, nor the eye of man.
I'm not the anti-Christ, or the iron man.
"Gets Me Through"
It gives me flu.
It gets me through.
"Gets Me Through"
That broken toe
Got no control!
"Goodbye To Romance"
Goodbye tho Romans, goodbye to French.
Goodbye to romance, goodbye to friends.
"Goodbye To Romance"
I said goodbye to Romans
Goodbye to France.
I said goodbye to romance
Goodbye to friends.
"Goodbye To Romance"
I'll just take this broken crown.
The jester with the broken crown.
"Hellraiser"
I wanna smell like you.
I'll put a spell on you.
"I Don't Walk On Water"
I rob the Dairy Queen
I rob and burry thing
"I Just Want You"
There's no inedible creams
There's no undrinkable steams
Each night when the dinner's through
I didn't eat lunch, I just want food.
There's no impossible dreams
There's no invisible seams
Each night when the day is through
I don't ask much, I just want you.
"Killer Of Giants"
Killer of Giants, friends of Thor
Killer of Giants threatens us all
"Killer of Giants"
Your sleepless eyes are turning without love
Your sleepless eyes are turning red alert
"Miracle Man"
I really want a hot dog, and I`m tired of those beans.
I don`t know were he comes from, but I know just were he`s been.
"Mister Crowley"
Mister Crowley
Won't you ride my wife home?
Mister Crowley
Won't you ride my white horse?
"Mr. Crowley"
Listerine, it looks good on a corpse.
Listerine, books and pages, dresser drawers.
Mr. Crowley, won't you ride my white horse?
Mr. Crowley, it's symbolic, of course.
"Mr. Crowley"
Mr. Alomi
or
Mr. Allow Me
Mr. Crowley
"Mr. Crowley"
Mr. Brownie
Mr. Crowley
"Mr. Crowley"
Was it phonetically sent?
I wanna know what you meant.
or
Was I polemically sent?
Was it polemically sent?
I wanna know what you meant.
"No Bone Movies"
No bowel movements.
No bone movies.
"No Bone Movies"
No bowel movements
No bone movies
"No Bone Movies"
No bowel movements
No bone movies
"No Bone Movies"
No bum movers
No bone movies
"No Bone Movies"
No more Rooneys
No bone movies
"No More Tears"
Another day passes as the knight blows his head.
The red whore comes on to say its time to begin
Another day passes as the night closes in.
The red light comes on to say its time to begin
"No More Tears"
No more beers.
No more tears.
"No More Tears"
There's a crack in the window and a light to the sky
or
There's a rat in the window with his crack to the sky
or
There's a rat in the window with his crack to the sky
The light in the window is a crack in the sky
"Over The Mountain"
I told them I had ridden shooting stars
Instead, I don't know how.
I told them I had ridden shooting stars
And said I'd show them how.
"Over The Mountain"
You both need a kicking to die with me.
You don't need a ticket to ride with me.
"Over The Mountain"
You don't need a ticket to fly with me
Ice cream, yeah!
You don't need a ticket to fly with me
I'm free, yeah.
"Over the Mountain"
I told them I had written stupid songs
And said I'd show them how.
I told them I had ridden shooting stars
And said I'd show them how.
"Over the Mountain"
Living in a bakery, only place I had to stay
Living in a daydream, only place I had to stay
"Over the Mountain"
P***ing silver inlaid clouds
Kissing silver inlaid clouds
"Paranoid"
Can you help me? F***?! Your mama's brain!
Can you help me occupy my brain?
"Paranoid"
I want you to end your life
I wish I could but it's too late.
I want you to enjoy life
I wish I could but it's too late.
"Revelation"
I'll just take this broken crown.
The jester with the broken crown.
"Shot In The Dark"
But just like the wounded and ready for lace.
But just like the wounded and when it's too late.
"Shot In The Dark"
F***in' the dog
Shot in the dark
"Shot In The Dark"
I surrender
Neverender
They'll remember
They'll surrender
"Shot In The Dark"
Jack in the sack, one step away from you.
Shot in the dark, one step away from you.
"Shot In The Dark"
Jack in the sack, one step away from you.
Shot in the dark, one step away from you
"Shot In The Dark"
Shouting at God
Shot in the dark
"Shot In The Dark"
Talitha, koum
Shot in the dark
"Shot In The Dark"
Talking to God
Shot in the dark
"Shot In The Dark"
The rest of the Navy now
Underestimate me now.
"Steal Away (The Night)"
Now I feel the time is right
Blood will flow like wine tonight.
Now I feel the time is right
Love will flow like wine tonight.
"Suicide Solution"
Mind your time wiskey is liquor
Suicide is slow when you lick her
Take the bottle
Crown yourself low
Then take away the bathrobe.
or
And waste away tomorrow.
Wine is fine but whiskey's quicker
Suicide is slow with liquor
Take a bottle
Drown your sorrows
Then it floods away tomorrows.
"Tattooed Dancer"
Well, I can hear her humming like a duchess in heat.
Well, I can hear her moaning like a dog that's on heat.
"Thank God For The Bomb"
If that's the only thing that's stopping war
Then thank God for the bong.
If that's the only thing that's stopping war
Then thank God for the bomb.
"The Ultimate Sin"
Anyway I look at it now
The gods are closed and cannot be opened
Bury your anger and bury your date
Or you'll be left with nothing in an hour.
Anyway I look at it now
The doors are closed and cannot be opened
Bury your anger and bury your dead
Or you'll be left with nothing and no one.
"Time After Time"
Line after line of cocaine.
Line after line, you broke me.
"You're No Different"
Tell me the truth
And now they're b****in' at you.
Tell me the truth
And I'll admit to my guilt.