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Ozzy Osbourne, "Suicide Solution"
Misheard Lyrics:
Mind your time wiskey is liquor
Suicide is slow when you lick her
Take the bottle
Crown yourself low
Then take away the bathrobe.
And waste away tomorrow.
Original Lyrics:
Wine is fine but whiskey's quicker
Suicide is slow with liquor
Take a bottle
Drown your sorrows
Then it floods away tomorrows.

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