I’ve seen the comments calling it vile
Seems most of us agree that it isn’t worthwhile
So I’m using a classier tone
With a parody theme that we all can condone

‘Cause this parody is not about poo, oh no, oh no
Not one mention of manure or doo doo, oh no, oh no

No lyrics here to cause worry
Nothing ‘bout end results soon after eating some curry
There’s no metaphors here to bemoan
‘Cause a log is just a log, and a throne is just a throne

And this parody is not about poo, oh no, oh no
Not one word regarding using the loo, oh no, oh no

There’s no need to keep on alert
‘Cause I’m talking ‘bout cake when I say “chocolate dessert”
And I’m swearing there’s nothing implied
By a Baby Ruth bar going down a tube slide

So this parody is not about poo, oh no, oh no
Not one mention of manure or doo doo, oh no, oh no
And this parody is not about poo, oh no, oh no
Not one word regarding using the loo, oh no, oh no