-> "VBVs"
Original Song Title:
"Forever Texas"
(MP3)
Parody Song Title:
"VBVs"
The Lyrics
See 'em on the highway
Pull in front of me? Really?
Man this really scares me
Try to drive without seeing
I got no perspective
On what is up ahead
I guess you don't care
If I wind up dead
Somebody save me
It's so cockamamie
It's crazy
Baby I'm raving
Your truck I'm hating
It's crazy
SUVs among us
So car drivers never know
What traffic is up ahead
This sightless steering blows
This is suicidal for
Anyone in cars
These bloody VBVs,
Send 'em all to Mars
Somebody save me
So cockamamie
It's crazy
Baby I'm raving
Your van I'm hating
They all block my vision
Massive wagons
And I'm stuck here behind
Driving ain't fun
It's a "get here to there" kinda grind
Somebody save me
So cockamamie
It's crazy
Baby I'm raving
Your bus I'm hating
And you
Everybody driving big VBVs
Sitting up so high where they all can see
Guess before I go and hit one
I should maybe go and get one
See my new Escalade
See me as I'm driving my VBV
Sitting up so high where I now can see
I can see you driving blindly
As you're driving right behind me
In my new Escalade
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