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Album cover parody of I\'ve Been Expecting You by Robbie Williams
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This is the most recent information about Robbie Williams that has been submitted to amIright. If we have more information about Robbie Williams, then we provide a link to the section where it appears (the actual page whenever possible).

 
 

Possible Misspelled Names:

These are the alternate spellings of the performer's name we've had to correct in submissions to amIright.

Robbie Williams + Queen, Robbie Williams & Nicole Kidman, Robbie Williams & Frank Sinatra, Robbbie Williams

Music Performer Pseudonyms:

Also known as: Robert Peter Williams. Submitted by: A

Music Performer Nicknames:

Known informally as: Rancid Willy. Submitted by: Robert D. Arndt Jr.

Vainity Songs:

Song Name
Comments & Submitter Name
"Good Doctor""Robert Williams take one adoral with water in the morning" lol he mentioned his real name!! 8D - Linturiikki

New Song Names:

Original Song Name
New Song Name
Submitter Name
"Rude C***s""Rudebox"gangster
"Shock DJ""Rock DJ"KooKooDee
"Miss Paddy Wood""Misunderstood"Ellen Rooney

Use a Song Title to Answer a Different Song:

Song & Band Name
Song & Band Name
"My Team," Mac Miller"Angels," Robbie Williams
"How Often," Babyface"Often," Robbie Williams
"Have You Met Miss Jones?," Robbie Williams"I Saw Her Standing There," The Beatles

Remove a Letter From a Song Title:

"No Egrets" originally "No Regrets"
Egret = (usually whitish) type of heron
Daphne Fairhope

Add a Letter to a Song Title:

"Make Me Purge" originally "Make Me Pure"
Shelley Potts
"Not Of This Hearth" originally "Not Of This Earth"
Amy Grunt
"Snot Of This Earth" originally "Not Of This Earth"
Amy Grunt
"Advertising Spacek" originally "Advertising Space"
As in Sissy Spacek
Naomi Swanson

Change a Letter:

"Angelo" originally "Angels"
Serafina
"Angela" originally "Angels"
Serafina
"Make Me Purr" originally "Make Me Pure"
Only if you're a cat, obviously.
Hilary Duffelbag
"Make Me Puce" originally "Make Me Pure"
Puce = a purplish brown color
Shelley Potts
"Make Me Sure" originally "Make Me Pure"
Tiffany Llewellyn-Affit

There are additional song titles with a letter changed available.

Song Parody Lyrics:

Original Song Name
Parody Song Name
Parody Author
"Candy""Disney"JJ Lucia-wright
"Candy""Party (from 'LOTR:OMG!')"Wendy Christopher
"South Of The Border""That Girl from Romania"Mariana Hanks
"Millenium""Aluminum"Below Average Dave
"Forever Texas""VBVs"Rex Ungericht
"A Place To Crash""Hem-Hem-Hemorrhoid!"Agrimorfee
"A Man For All Seasons""A Jerk For No Reason"the_conqueror_of_parodies
"Old Before I Die""Fold Before I Bust"Blaydeman
"Angels""Bagels"Phil Alexander
"Millenium""Uranium"Jake A Ralphing (Luke Brattoni)

There are additional song parodies available.

Songs for Commercials, That Haven't Been Done Yet:

Song Name
Product
Submittor
Let Me Entertain You"Entertainment Tonight"Zach
RadioAny radio stationAndrew Darwitan

Bad Choices for On Hold Music:

Song Name
Company/Organization
Submittor
Rock DJClassical Music Radio StationKooKooDee
Old Before I DieNursing HomeDrewzi

Songs for Duets, That Haven't Been Done Yet:

First Band/Song Name
Second Band/Song Name
New Song Name
Submittor
The Long and Winding Road
   The Beatles
The Road To Mandalay
   Robbie Williams
The Long And Winding Road To Mandalay
Nancy
Have You Met Miss Jones
   Robbie Williams
Gangsta's Paradise
   Coolio
Have You Met Miss Jones in Gangsta's Paradise?
Rocky Mak
Let Love Be Your Energy
   Robbie Williams
Lithium
   Nirvana
Let Lithium Be Your Energy
Just like a battery...
Jizzo
Supreme
   Robbie Williams
American Idiot
   Green Day
A Supreme American Idiot!
Well, lets face it that title is kinda like George Bush!
jenni*
There are additional duets that haven't been done yet available.

Misheard Lyrics:

"It's Only Us"
Misheard Lyrics:
Emily wants us to grow up.
Original Lyrics:
And they want us to grow up.
"Angels"
Misheard Lyrics:
And as I'm feeling gross
She breathes flesh to my bones
Original Lyrics:
And as the feeling grows
She brings flesh to my bones
"She's the One"
Misheard Lyrics:
When you get to where you wanna go
And you know the things you wanna know
Yom
smiling
Original Lyrics:
When you get to where you wanna go
And you know the things you wanna know
You're smiling
"Let Me Entertain You"
Misheard Lyrics:
Lemmy, entertain you
Original Lyrics:
Let me entertain you
There are additional misheard lyrics available.

Misheard Lyrics Stories:

"She's the One"
Misheard Lyrics:
When you get to where you wanna go
And you know the things you wanna know
Yom
smiling
Original Lyrics:
When you get to where you wanna go
And you know the things you wanna know
You're smiling

Story about this misheard lyric by: Joe Abuyuan

Every instance of "you're" and "on" sounded like "yom" in that song.

There are additional misheard stories available.

Funniest Song Lyrics:

"No Regrets"
The Funny Lyrics:
I didn't lose my mind it was mine to give away
Why They're Funny:
Very funny because it implies he has given his mind away
Submitted by: Lauren
"These Dreams"
The Funny Lyrics:
She lies on her bed with her hands in her head
Why They're Funny:
Her hands in her head? I can't picture this position.
Submitted by: Pearl Riley-Warren
There are additional Funny lyrics available.

Repetitive Song Lyrics:

"Candy"
The Repetitive Lyrics:
What are you doing it for? x9
Why They're Repetitive:
How many times do you need to ask a question? Have you got palilalia or something?
Submitted by: Sheogorath
"Road to Mandalay"
The Repetitive Lyrics:
badda da da da da bum bum bum bu dum...
Why They're Repetitive:
good song marred only the Endless repetition of these bbbs.. sounds like robbie got writers block!
Submitted by: Judi
There are additional repetitive lyrics available.

Nonsensical Song Lyrics:

"Feel"
The Nonsensical Lyrics:
There's a hole in my soul
You can see it in my face
It's a real big place
Why They're Nonsensical:
The songwriter must've been smoking something awful to come up with this.
Submitted by: Not Celeste
"Feel"
The Nonsensical Lyrics:
I don't want to die,
but I ain't keen on living either.
Why They're Nonsensical:
Well, Robbie, you don't have much of a choice. In addition, the woman that he's singing about must feel special if he doesn't want to die but he's not too keen on living either.
Submitted by: Celeste
There are additional nonsensical lyrics available.

Insincere Song Lyrics:

"Rock DJ"
The Insincere Lyrics:
I don't wanna rock, DJ
But you're making me feel so nice
Why They're Insincere:
I don't know which is the most insincere: Robbie claiming he doesn't want to 'rock' to this song that is about as rock as I am a six-foot duck on roller skates or the fact that the song itself is not only a misnomer because of this but also contains some really mortifying instances of Robbie attempting to be rapper supremo over some shoddy synthetic instrumentation that is enough to make Backstreet Boys look like gangster rappers? Hmm...
Submitted by: Devil Jones
 

Misrhymed Song Lyrics:

"Something Beautiful"
The Misrhymed Lyrics:
You can't manufacture a miracle
The silence was pitiful
Why They're Misrhymed:
Miracle and pitiful don't rhyme!
Submitted by: sonikal
"Let Me Entertain You"
The Misrhymed Lyrics:
Hell is gone and heaven's here
There's nothing left for you to fear
Shake your asse come over here
Now scream, I'm a burning effigy of everything I used to be
You're my rock of empathy, my dear
Why They're Misrhymed:
'Dear' isn't suppossed to rhyme with 'scream', you idiot. It's suppossed to rhyme with the start duh!!! And Robbie Williams is great!!!!
Submitted by: louise
There are additional misrhymed lyrics available.

Insulting Song Lyrics:

"Karma Killer"
The Insulting Lyrics:
Needless to say, I guess you know I hate you
you're so full of sin, even the devil hates you
I hope you choke on your Bacardi and Coke
Why They're Insulting:
Ooooh! That'll leave a mark!
Submitted by: finespirit001
 

Inappropriate Song Lyrics:

"Rock Dj"
The Inappropriate Lyrics:
Pimpin' ain't easy
Most of them fleece me every night
Pimpin' ain't easy
But if you're selling it, it's all right
Why They're Inappropriate:
I was torn between putting this either here or in the 'Funny Lyrics' section [come on, can anyone imagine rubber-faced egotistical Robbie pimping? Given the chance he would pimp himself] but then I realised that this bridge sticks out like a sore thumb from the rest of the song purely because of this: how can a song about partying and 'rocking out' suddenly switch to professed pimping? Then again, come to think about it, the rest of the song doesn't make any more sense...
Submitted by: Devil Jones
"Radio"
The Inappropriate Lyrics:
Ouch! Ouch!
Why They're Inappropriate:
I love the song, but I just cannot work out what ouch ouch has got to do with listening to the radio!
Submitted by: sonikal

Dated Song Lyrics:

"Millienium"
The Dated Lyrics:
We've got stars directing our fate
And we're praying its not too late
'Cause we know we're falling from grace
Millenium
Why They're Dated:
Actually, the whole song's dated- we're well into the new millienium (I guess it is "too late" then).
Submitted by: tina a
 

Song Lyrics That Name Check Celebrities:

"Strong"
The Lyrics:
Every morning when I wake up, I look like KISS but without the make-up
Who They Mention:
KISS
Submitted by: Melmac
"Me and my monkey"
The Lyrics:
So I watched Pay-Per-View
And polish my shoes and my gun
Stickin' on Kurt Cobain sing about Lithium
Who They Mention:
Kurt Cobain
Submitted by: Bere
There are additional celebrity lyrics available.

Songs That Open With Their Titles:

"One of God's Better People"
Opening Lines:
You're one of God's better people, and you don't know, that's why you're special
Comments:
This is the final song of "The Ego Has Landed" album. Watch out for a hidden poem at 13:30.
Submitted by: Rocky Mak
"Lazy Days"
Opening Lines:
:Lazy days, Calling to you
Comments:
Submitted by: Rocky Mak

Made Up Words in Songs:

"Keep On"
The Made Up Words:
Wing chang with the ching ching ting tong's tong ting, Dingadingdongadongadong... etc.
Comments:
XDXDXD this song is so "Wu tang with the bling bling"!!!! XDXD
Submitted by: Lintufriikki
 

Scary Song Lyrics:

"Karma Killer"
The Lyrics:
Needless to say
I guess you know I hate you
You're so full of sin
Even the devil rates you
I hope you choke On your Bacardi and Coke
Why:
Wishing ill fate on someone is sick, but seeing that he resented Nigel Martin-Smith, the manager of Take That so badly, it's now understandable. That's not the first song Robbie taken shots at him.
Submitted by: Rocky Mak
 

Song Title Space Change:

"Of Ten" originally "Often"
Submitted by: Yvette Bristle
"Advertising's Pace" originally "Advertising Space"
Submitted by: American Idle

Bad Grammar in Song Lyrics:

"Shame"
The Lyrics:
Well there's three versions of this story, mine and yours and then the truth
Why:
Well there's three versions......should be Well there are three versions
Submitted by: Hilary
 

Band Name Anagrams:

A Bimbo Will Rise Submitted by: Josh

Song Title Anagrams:

"Fist On Hot Earth" originally "Not Of This Earth"
Submitted by: Yvette Bristle
"In Soft Hot Earth" originally "Not Of This Earth"
Submitted by: Yvette Bristle
"No Shift To Earth" originally "Not Of This Earth"
Submitted by: Yvette Bristle
"Tote A Fish North" originally "Not Of This Earth"
Submitted by: Yvette Bristle
"A Hot Rotten Fish" originally "Not Of This Earth"
Submitted by: Yvette Bristle

There are additional Song Title Anagrams available.

Real Places Mentioned in Songs:

"Knutsford City Limits"
The Lyrics:
London's got its gimmicks
And New York's had its minute
But Knutsford's city limits
Will never change.
Why:
London, New York. Knutsford is is a town and civil parish within the Borough of Macclesfield, Cheshire, England, located south-west of Manchester and north-west of Macclesfield.
Submitted by: Rocky Mak
"The Road to Mandalay"
The Lyrics:
Everything I touched was golden
Everything I left got broken
On the road to Mandalay
Why:
Mandalay is the second largest city in Myanmar (Burma).
Submitted by: Rocky Mak
There are additional Real Places Mentioned in Songs available.

Songs That Are Banned:

"Come Undone"
Not only for sexual contents, nudity and violence, but disgusting insects coming out of actresses
Submitted by: Rocky Mak

Song Title Acrostics:

NOTE: "Not Of This Earth"
Submitted by: Candy Welty
ID: "It's De-lovely"
Submitted by: Candy Welty
MAMM: "Me & My Monkey"
He's rude to call his mum a monkey!
Submitted by: pickle

Song Title Spoonerisms:

"Meter Ban" originally "Better Man"
Submitted by: Dongquan
"Daisy Lays" originally "Lazy Days"
Submitted by: B1982

Upbeat Songs With Depressing Lyrics:

"Please Don't Die"
The Lyrics:
If you die before I leave
What on Earth Becomes of Me?
Look around, there's no one here
To love me
And hold me
Why:
The song in itself is about the paranoia of losing someone you hold very dearly, but the song is in C major? A bit inappropriate, really.
Submitted by: Rocky Mak
 

Performers with Handicaps:

"Multiple Addictions, Depression, Alcoholism..."
His list of problems reads like a criminal record. Battle with alcohol, substance abuse and depression had been his problem ever since his days in Take That. He recently was in rehab again for addiction on antidepressant Seroxat.

He is known by his friends to be paranoid, especially for worrying a concert becoming a flop.
Submitted by: Rocky Mak

Hidden Tracks:

"Dickhead"
From the final track of Rudebox album, Summertime.
Submitted by: Rocky Mak
"Save The Children/I Tried Love"
First one was about the state of society, second one was just talking about a boring girlfriend. here are the answers to some of his questions.
Is the Richard Gere gerbil story true?
False
Did Sooty sleep with Sue?
No
What are the holes in Biros for?
To hold the ball that rolls ink onto the piece of paper
Which one's which in "The Corrs"?
Jim Corr is the guitarist, keyboarder and accordion player
Sharon Corr is the violinist
Andrea Corr is the lead singer and tin whistle player
Caroline Corr is the drummer/percussionist
Did Geoff Hurst really score
With Hawk Eye nowadays, it was determined that he did NOT score that contentious goal. It will stand in record, but it really doesn't... not that it alters the final result.
Submitted by: Rocky Mak
"Stand Your Ground/Stalker's Day Off"
From These Dreams, the final track of "I've Been Expecting You".
Submitted by: Rocky Mak
"Dear Sir..."
This is a poem that was hidden on two songs (off two albums): One of God's Better People (The Ego Has Landed album) and Baby Girl Window (I've Been Expecting You album). It depicts a teacher who never supported him and his career choices.
Submitted by: Rocky Mak

Hidden Messages:

"The Road to Mandalay"
(Note this only applies to the version which appeares on the album Sing When You're Winning). On this song, everything seems fine. But after the song has "finished", leave the song playing for another 25 minutes and you will hear Robbie say "No, i'm not doing one on this album". This was a reference to people that possibly were expecting a hidden track to fulfill that slot.
Submitted by: Lee

Movies Named After Song Titles:

"Millennium"
Submitted by: Kelly Black

Missing Parts:

"Song 3"
Blur has Song 2, Robbie has Song 3, where is 1?
Submitted by: Rocky Mak

TV and Movies Mentioned in Lyrics:

"Strong"
The Lyrics:
And if this real, 'cause I feel fake
Oprah Winfrey, Ricki Lake
Teach me thing I don't need to know
Why:
Oprah, Ricki Lake are both talk shows.
Submitted by: Rocky Mak
 

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