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Song Parodies -> "I'll Defenestrate You"

Original Song Title:

"Let Me Entertain You"

 (MP3)
Original Performer:

Robbie Williams

Parody Song Title:

"I'll Defenestrate You"

Parody Written by:

the_conqueror_of_parodies

The Lyrics

I say, sir, you seem to have consumed the last of my alcohol and made a right mess of my domicile. I'm afraid I'll have to take the only sensible option and throw you out the bloody window.
I don't want your dumb ass here
You should've left before, I fear
Had to snatch up my last beer, just leave
Used up all my empathy
With where you chose to barf, you see
You don't want to leave your seat? Oh dear

No choice, bud, I'll defenestrate you
I'll defenestrate you

I can see that brow raised high
Could mean your brain's soaked in wine
Or you just don't know, but I don't care
A fancy word that means to toss
Your ass out the window cause
You've done me wrong and now I'm cross, so there

No choice, bud, I'll defenestrate you
I'll defenestrate you

Will I have to go through the basics
And run down the simple stages
Of how I'll get you right through the pane thing? Yeah
Because you seem to not get me
In how I will dispose of thee
Just listen in and my plan will be so clear
Grab you to hurl, look like a feel-copper
An awkward situation but that's how it works
Once I've grabbed your nipples, I'll start runnin' back
So I'll gain the pressure to destroy the glass

No choice, bud, I'll defenestrate you
I'll defenestrate you
I'll defenestrate you

This won't be good for your head or your spine
But that is the point, I will cause "ow"'s tonight
You desecrated my humble home
And so you will fly out the nearest window, c'mon

I'll defenestrate you
I'll defenestrate you (I'll defenestrate you)
No choice, bud, I'll defenestrate you
I'll defenestrate you (I'll defenestrate you)

Heads up, heads up, heads up, heads up (ooh-ooh-ooh-ooh)
Heads up, heads up, heads up, heads up
Heads up, heads up, heads up, heads up
Heads up, heads up, heads up, heads up (whoo-ooh)
Heads up, heads up, heads up, heads up (whoo, hoo)
Heads up, heads up, heads up, heads up (whoo-ooh-ooh)

I'll defenestrate you
I'll defenestrate you
I'll defenestrate you
I'll defenestrate you
I'll defenestrate you
I'll defenestrate you
I'll defenestrate you
I'll defenestrate you
I'll defenestrate you

So "defenestration" is in the Chrome dictionary but "defenestrate" wasn't? Not as weird as when the Firefox Australian dictionary didn't have "echidna", but still. Aaaand now I have to add "echidna" to Chrome's dictionary. Oy.

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