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Song Parodies -> "Poor Requiem"

Original Song Title:

"Millennium"

 (MP3)
Original Performer:

Robbie Williams

Parody Song Title:

"Poor Requiem"

Parody Written by:

the_conqueror_of_parodies

The Lyrics

There's a time and a place for everything. Like, for example, the best time and place for a spontaneous death metal performance is probably not, you know, a funeral...
Hoo-ooh-ooh-ooh-ooh-ooh-ooh-ooh-ooh
Your performance has gathered hate (hoo-ooh-ooh-ooh-ooh-ooh-ooh-ooh-ooh)
Since you've made a massive mistake, poor requiem

You claim that I'm a hater, amazed you have the balls
To be so goddamn arrogant when the whole crowd's appalled
You look a clown (huge clown), just look around (around)
Shocked you didn't notice ev'rybody's attitude
When you set your massive amps up, no-one's in a great mood
Black all around (around, around), grandma's in the ground (haha, haha)

Your performance might've been great (hoo-ooh-ooh-ooh-ooh-ooh-ooh-ooh-ooh)
Only maybe, I have to state
At a diff'rent venue, okay? Poor requiem (hoo-ooh-ooh-ooh-ooh-ooh-ooh-ooh-ooh)
Pretty awful

Lyrics 'bout destruction, getting strung out on meth
Doesn't feel quite suited to mourning someone's death
If Grandma was a metalhead, I wouldn't dare complain (that's her request)
But her tastes were more "gangsta" and you called my Ice Cube t-shirt lame

This is awful, get off the stage (hoo-ooh-ooh-ooh-ooh-ooh-ooh-ooh-ooh)
We're not haters but we do hate ('cause you're assholes)
'Cause right here is not the right place, poor requiem (hoo-ooh-ooh-ooh-ooh-ooh-ooh-ooh-ooh)

You've played way too loud, I think it's busted your eardrums
'Cause you've misheard "Piss off!" as "Encore!", that's rather nuts
Poor requiem, poor requiem

Have you got your heads up in space (oh-oh-oh) (hoo-ooh-ooh-ooh-ooh-ooh-ooh-ooh-ooh)?
Pretty plain that this is no wake
So your songs of choice? A disgrace, poor requiem (hoo-ooh-ooh-ooh-ooh-ooh-ooh-ooh-ooh)
Think you should go (go, piss off, hahahaha)
How many damn times do I have to say something along the lines of "Go away!"
Until you fin'lly focus and realise
That this is not a joke? 'Cause I do hate people who do these things in such poor taste
And think the problem doesn't come from inside
This is not an open mic, mate (poor requiem) (hoo-ooh-ooh-ooh-ooh-ooh-ooh-ooh-ooh)
How in blazes were you okayed (poor requiem)?
This is not the outreach you crave, poor requiem (hoo-ooh-ooh-ooh-ooh-ooh-ooh-ooh-ooh)
So you should stop
Seems you're des'prate for your big day (poor requiem) (hoo-ooh-ooh-ooh-ooh-ooh-ooh-ooh-ooh)
So you made a choice for this stage (poor requiem)
That's almost as sad as this grave, poor requiem (hoo-ooh-ooh-ooh-ooh-ooh-ooh-ooh-ooh)

I'm pretty sure there's at least one grandma out there who requested death metal played at their funeral.

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