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"Advertising Space"
No one learns from your mistakes
Little profits go to waste.
No one learned from your mistakes
We let our profits go to waste.
"Advertising Space"
Up to your neck, in dog p***
Up to your neck, in darkness
"Advertising Space"
We let our profits go to waste.
We let our prophets go to waste.
"Angels"
'Cuz I have been told masturbation lets their wings unfold.
'Cuz I have been told that salvation lets their wings unfold.
"Angels"
And she offers me protection and a life long infection.
And she offers me protection, a lot of love and affection
"Angels"
And through it all she offers me erection.
And through it all she offers me protection.
"Angels"
As my brain walks down a one way street
As my pain walks down a one way street
"Angels"
I slip away
There's an angel come to play my fate.
I sit and wait
Does an angel contemplate my fate?
"Angels"
I'm wearing gel on my head.
I'm loving angels instead.
"Angels"
She breathes flesh into my bowels.
She brings flesh to my bones.
"Angels"
When I greyhound oh!
When I'm grey and old
"Angels"
When I'm feeling weak
And my pain walks down a one-way street
I lick a bug.
When I'm feeling weak
And my pain walks down a one way street
I look above.
"Angels"
When I'm lying in my bed,
she's sucking on my head
When I'm lying in my bed,
thought running through my head
"Angels"
When I'm lying in my bed
She's sucking on my head.
When I'm lying in my bed
Thoughts are running through my head.
"Angels"
When love is thick, I'm loving angels instead
When love is dead, I'm loving angels instead
"Angles"
And down the wharff-oooh.
And down the waterfall.
"Better Man"
Cecil wants to love me.
Send someone to love me.
"Better Man"
Cecil wants to love me.
Send someone to love me.
"Better Man"
Give me yellow summer
Lord, I feel the cold.
Give me endless summer
Lord I fear the cold.
"Better Man"
Lord, I`m doing all I can to be a Batman.
Lord I`m doing all I can to be a better man.
"Better Man"
Uninteresting arms
or
I'm 'Interesting arms'
or
I'm in the resting arms
or
I'm in arresting arms
or
I need a restaurant.
I need to rest in arms.
"Better Man"
I'm in arresting arms
or
I'm in the resting arms
or
I'm 'Interesting arms'
or
Uninteresting arms
or
Uninteresting arms
I need to rest in arms
"Come Undone"
I command ants.
I come undone.
"Come Undone"
Saddam ugly, Saddam cute.
So damn ugly, so damn cute.
"Eternity"
You were there for summer creeping
You were there for summer dreaming
"Feel"
I just wanna feel real love
Feel the home that I live in
'Cos I got so many flies
Running through my veins.
I just wanna feel real love
Feel the home that I live in
'Cos I got too much life
Running through my veins.
"Feel"
I sit and talk to God and he just laughs at my planes.
I sit and talk to God and he just laughs at my plans.
"Feel"
I sit and talk to God
And he just laughs at my plants.
I sit and talk to God
And he just laughs at my plans.
"For Eternity"
Lucky dip that made you happy
Lucky dip that made you sad
What they did that made you happy
What they did that made you sad
"I Just Wanna Feel (Real Love)"
I just wanna feel real love
The love of a raptor.
I just wanna feel real love
The love ever after.
"Kids"
'Cos we're doing it all night.
'Cos we're it all right.
"Kids"
Just, from home
Save the ra...
Jump on board
Take a ride.
'Save the ra...' is 'save the rabbits' unfinished.
"Kids"
Me be breathing smoke in where you are
or
Me be breathing slowly where you are.
Me be grooving slowly where you are.
"Kids"
Me be crawling slowly where you are.
Me be grooving slowly where you are.
"Let Me Entertain You"
Helen's gone and Ellen's here
There's nothing left for you, De Beers.
Hell has gone and Heaven's here
there's nothing left for you to fear.
"Let Me Entertain You"
Li'l Bo Peep
Has lost his sleep
He dropped a bill
And sell a sheep
Li'l Bo Peep
Has lost his sheep
He popped a pill
And fell asleep
"Love Cheat"
I'll send my poison aura through Interflora
I'll send my boys an order through Interflora
"Mack The Knife"
Fancy men's there
That cement's there.
"Make Me Pure"
Oh Lord, make me pure, but not gay.
Oh Lord, make me pure, but not yet.
"Make Me Pure"
Smoking circles
Sex sells
I got one hand in my pocket but the other one looks cool as hail
I know I'm gonna die, but revenge is living well
Oh Lord, make me pure - again.
Smoking kills
Sex sells
I got one hand in my pocket, but the other one looks cool as hell
I know I'm gonna die, so my revenge is living well
Oh Lord, make me pure - but not yet.
"Make Me Pure"
You can't lie to a liar because of all the lines.
You can't lie to a liar because of all lies.
"Man Machine"
Tank of gasoline.
Drinkin' gasoline.
"Me and My Monkey"
So I watched pay-per-view and polished my shoes and my gun
Was diggin' old Kurt Cobain sing without lippy on.
So I watched pay-per-view and polished my shoes and my gun
Was diggin' old Kurt Cobain singing 'bout lithium.
"Millennium"
Get up and see the sun cussin' in my eyes.
Get up and see the sarcasm in my eyes.
"Millennium"
Got glasses for Christmas
I'm giving them up for lens.
Overdose for Christmas
And give it up for Lent.
"Millennium"
Last two shots to be afraid
Life's too short to be afraid
"Millennium"
Some say that we are players
Some say that we are prawns.
Some say that we are players
Some say that we are pawns.
"Millennium"
Some say that we are players
Some say that we are porns.
Some say that we are players
Some say that we are pawns.
"Millennium"
Some say that we are prawns.
Some say that we are pawns.
"Millennium"
We gotta start directing our fates
We've got stars directing our fate
"Millennium"
We've got stairs direct in our face
We've got stars directing our fate
"Millennium"
We've got starling eggs in our face
We've got stars direct in our fate
"Millennium"
We've got stars digressin' our pace.
We've got stars directing our fate.
"Millennium"
We've got stars direct in our face
We've got stars directing our fate
"Millennium"
We've got stars directing our planes
We've got stars directing our fate
"Millennium"
We've got stars erect in our face.
We've got stars directing our fate.
"Millennium"
We've got stars erect in our face.
We've got stars directing our fate.
"Millennium"
We've got stars; Their rectums are fake.
We've got stars directing our fate.
"Monsoon"
So put your hands across the water
Oh my Sharon
So put your hands across the water
Oh mushroom
"Monsoon"
So put your hands across the water mushroom.
So put your hands across the water monsoon.
"Old Before I Die"
Apple crumble, before I die.
I hope I'm old, before I die.
"Old Before I Die"
I hope I'm home before I'm dry
I hope I'm old before I die
"Old Before I Die"
Say 'Auf wiedersehen'
Am I straight or gay?
"Old Before I Die"
Say Auf Wiedersehn.
C'est La Vie, I Say.
"Radio"
He puts a knee in my a***hole
C*** in my throat.
He puts an 'e' in my arsenal
Aa comb in my 'fro.
"Radio"
Humping, thumping
S*** out somethin'!
Jumpin', thumping
Shout out somethin'!
"Rock DJ"
And you feel you need permission to laugh.
Can you feel me need permission to land?
"Rock DJ"
Choose tonne do you hear me
Robin Chook can you feel me
Houston do you hear me
Ground control can you feel me
"Rock DJ"
I don't wanna f***, DJ.
I don't wanna rock, D.J.
"Rock DJ"
I don't wanna rock these days
I don't wanna rock DJ
"Rock DJ"
I don't wanna rot in jail.
I don't wanna rock DJ.
"Rock DJ"
I don't wanna rot, D.J.
I don't wanna rock, D.J.
"Rock DJ"
I don't want to be seasick
Baby, just hear me
I'm a family man.
I don't wanna be sleazy
Baby, just tease me
Got no family plans.
"Rock DJ"
I got drunk
You got bold.
I got funk
You got soul.
"Rock DJ"
I got! (f***!)
You got! (s***!)
I got! (funk!)
You got! (soul!)
"Rock DJ"
I just wanna c*** these days.
I don't wanna rock, DJ
"Rock DJ"
I've got a s***, gonna stick it in a roll.
I've got the gift
Gonna stick it in the goal.
"Rock DJ"
I've got a thing
Gonna stick it in the hole
I've got the gift
Gonna stick it in the goal
"Rock DJ"
I've got a thing
Gonna stick it in a girl.
I've got the gift
Gonna stick it in the goal.
"Rock DJ"
I've got the d***
Gonna stick it in the girl.
I've got the gift
Gonna stick it in the goal.
"Rock DJ"
I've got the gift
Gonna stick it in the girl
I've got the gift
Gonna stick it in the goal
"Rock DJ"
Me and a horse show kicking with your more sew
Me with the floor show kickin' with your torsoe
"Rock DJ"
Me and the big show
Kickin' in your torso
Me with the floorshow
Kickin' with your torso
"Rock DJ"
Me with the floor show,
Kicking with your toe sore,
Me with the floor show,
Kicking with your torso
"Rock DJ"
People mission to live
Need permission to land
"Rock DJ"
Pimpin' ain't eBay
But if your holiday's, it's all right.
Pimpin' ain't easy
But if you're sellin' it, it's alright.
"Rock DJ"
Pinniped ain`t easy.
Pimpin' ain't easy.
"Rock DJ"
When you gone a stop, Robbie?
I don't wanna rock, D.J.
"Rock dj"
I'm a wannabe sea-sick
I don't wanna be sleazy
"Rudebox"
My one design is now to pump you 'til you drop.
My one design is now to bump you 'til you drop.
"Sexed Up"
I can't awaken the dead day after day.
I can't awake and forget day after day.
"Sexed Up"
I got my eye shirt praying they won't stray.
I got my eyes shut praying thay won't stray.
"She's Madonna"
I love you, baby
A fetish is my problem.
I love you, baby
But face it, she's Madonna.
"She's Madonna"
I love you, baby
Baby, she's my problem.
I love you, baby
But face it, she's Madonna.
"She's Madonna"
I love you, baby
Feta cheese Madonna.
I love you, baby
But face it, she's Madonna
"She's The One"
Cheese go one.
She's the one.
"She's The One"
I was hurt, she was mean.
I was her, she was me.
"Something Beautiful"
'Cause your feet lie stinking at night.
or
'Cause you feel like steak in the night.
'Cause your bed lies vacant at night.
"Something Beautiful"
'Cause your head fries bacon at night.
'Cause your bed lies vacant at night.
"Something Beautiful"
Cause your bed was baking at night
Cause your bed lies vacant at night
"Something Beautiful"
If you can't wake up in the morning
'Cause your paid life's taking a dive.
If you can't wake up in the morning
'Cause your bed lies vacant at night.
"Something Beautiful"
If you can't wake up in the morning
'Cause your pig lies sleeping at night.
If you can't wake up in the morning
'Cause your bed lies vacant at night.
"Something Beautiful"
You can't manufacture America.
You can't manufacture a miracle.
"Something Beautiful"
You can't mend the fact you're a miracle.
You can't manufacture a miracle.
"Strong"
And early morning when I wake up,
I look like Casper without the make up,
and thats a good line to take you to bed.
And early morning when I wake up,
I look like Kiss but without the make up,
and thats a good line to take it to the bridge.
"Strong"
And early morning when I wake up
I look like Crespo without the makeup
And that's a good line to take you to the drink.
And early morning when I wake up
I look like KISS but without the makeup
And thats a good line to take it to the bridge.
"Strong"
Early morning when I wake up
I look like Casper without my make-up.
Early morning when I wake up
I look like KISS, but without the make-up.
"Strong"
My breath smells of a thousand flags.
My breath smells of a thousand fags.
'Fags', in Great Britian, is slang for cigarettes.
"Strong"
My breath smells of a thousand flags
My breath smells of a thousand fags
"Strong"
When I'm drunk, I dance like Mick Jag.
When I'm drunk, I dance like me Dad.
"Strong"
When I'm drunk, I dance slightly daft
When I'm drunk, I dance like me dad
"Supreme"
Just listening to me keeps bringing you down.
This new century keeps bringing you down.
"Supreme"
Just listening to you keeps bringing me down.
This new century keeps bringing me down.
"Supreme"
Just listening to you keeps bringing me down.
This new century keeps bringing me down.
"Supreme"
This new century keeps breaking me down
This new century keeps bringing me down
"Supreme"
This new century keeps giving me hell.
This new century keeps bringing you down.
"Supreme"
This new century keeps ringing a bell.
This new century keeps bringing me down.
"Supreme"
Trying to find a large supreme
Trying to find a love supreme
"Supreme"
Trying to find a lover's dream.
Trying to find a love supreme.
"Trippin'"
All is wonderful in Beslan.
All is wonderful in this life.
"Tripping"
I know this time there is going to be violence.
I know it's gone and there's going to be violence.
"Tripping"
We should supper and salad.
We should suffer in silence.