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Misheard Song Lyrics -> Artist -> W -> Robbie Williams

Misheard song lyrics (also called mondegreens) occur when people misunderstand the lyrics in a song. These are NOT intentional rephrasing of lyrics, which is called parody. This page contains all the misheard lyrics for Robbie Williams that have been submitted to this site and the old collection from inthe80s started in 1996. For more information about the misheard lyrics available on this site, please read our FAQ.

There are 142 misheard song lyrics for Robbie Williams on amIright currently.

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"Advertising Space"
Misheard Lyrics:
No one learns from your mistakes
Little profits go to waste.
Original Lyrics:
No one learned from your mistakes
We let our profits go to waste.
"Advertising Space"
Misheard Lyrics:
Up to your neck, in dog p*$$
Original Lyrics:
Up to your neck, in darkness
"Advertising Space"
Misheard Lyrics:
We let our profits go to waste.
Original Lyrics:
We let our prophets go to waste.
"Angels" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
'Cuz I have been told masturbation lets their wings unfold.
Original Lyrics:
'Cuz I have been told that salvation lets their wings unfold.
"Angels" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
And as I'm feeling gross
She breathes flesh to my bones
Original Lyrics:
And as the feeling grows
She brings flesh to my bones
"Angels" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
And damn the waterfall wherever it may take me
Original Lyrics:
And down the waterfall wherever it may take me
"Angels" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
And down the wharff-oooh.
Original Lyrics:
And down the waterfall.
"Angels" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
And she offers me protection and a life long infection.
Original Lyrics:
And she offers me protection, a lot of love and affection
"Angels" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
And through it all she offers me erection.
Original Lyrics:
And through it all she offers me protection.
"Angels" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
And through it all she offers me protection
And gives me an erection
Original Lyrics:
And through it all she offers me protection
A lot of love and affection
"Angels" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
As my brain walks down a one way street
Original Lyrics:
As my pain walks down a one way street
"Angels" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
I slip away
There's an angel come to play my fate.
Original Lyrics:
I sit and wait
Does an angel contemplate my fate?
"Angels" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
I'm loving Injuns instead.
Original Lyrics:
I'm loving angels instead.
"Angels" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
I'm loving ninjas instead
Original Lyrics:
I'm loving angels instead
"Angels" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
I'm wearing gel on my head.
Original Lyrics:
I'm loving angels instead.
"Angels" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
She breathes flesh into my bowels.
Original Lyrics:
She brings flesh to my bones.
"Angels" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
When I greyhound oh!
Original Lyrics:
When I'm grey and old
"Angels" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
When I'm feeling weak
And my pain walks down a one-way street
I lick a bug.
Original Lyrics:
When I'm feeling weak
And my pain walks down a one way street
I look above.
"Angels" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
When I'm lying in my bed,
she's sucking on my head
Original Lyrics:
When I'm lying in my bed,
thought running through my head
"Angels" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
When I'm lying in my bed
She's sucking through my head.
Original Lyrics:
When I'm lying in my bed
Thoughts are running through my head.
"Angels" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
When love is thick, I'm loving angels instead
Original Lyrics:
When love is dead, I'm loving angels instead
"Better Man" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Cecil wants to love me.
Original Lyrics:
Send someone to love me.
"Better Man" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Cecil wants to love me.
Original Lyrics:
Send someone to love me.
"Better Man" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Give me yellow summer
Lord, I feel the cold.
Original Lyrics:
Give me endless summer
Lord I fear the cold.
"Better Man" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Lord, I`m doing all I can to be a Batman.
Original Lyrics:
Lord I`m doing all I can to be a better man.
"Better Man" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Uninteresting arms
or
I'm 'Interesting arms'
or
I'm in the resting arms
or
I'm in arresting arms
or
I need a restaurant.
Original Lyrics:
I need to rest in arms.
"Better Man" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
I'm in arresting arms
or
I'm in the resting arms
or
I'm 'Interesting arms'
or
Uninteresting arms
or
Uninteresting arms
Original Lyrics:
I need to rest in arms
"Come Undone" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
I command ants.
Original Lyrics:
I come undone.
"Come Undone" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Saddam ugly, Saddam cute.
Original Lyrics:
So damn ugly, so damn cute.
"Eternity" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
You were there for summer creeping
Original Lyrics:
You were there for summer dreaming
"Feel"
Misheard Lyrics:
I just wanna feel real love
Feel the home that I live in
'Cos I got too much life
Running through my pains
Original Lyrics:
I just wanna feel real love
Feel the home that I live in
'Cos I got too much life
Running through my veins.
"Feel"
Misheard Lyrics:
I just wanna feel real love
Feel the home that I live in
'Cos I got so many flies
Running through my veins.
Original Lyrics:
I just wanna feel real love
Feel the home that I live in
'Cos I got too much life
Running through my veins.
"Feel"
Misheard Lyrics:
I just wanna feel real love
Feel the home that I live in
'Cos I got so much pain
Running through my veins.
Original Lyrics:
I just wanna feel real love
Feel the home that I live in
'Cos I got too much life
Running through my veins.
"Feel"
Misheard Lyrics:
I sit and talk to God and he just laughs at my planes.
Original Lyrics:
I sit and talk to God and he just laughs at my plans.
"Feel"
Misheard Lyrics:
I sit and talk to God
And he just laughs at my plants.
Original Lyrics:
I sit and talk to God
And he just laughs at my plans.
"For Eternity"
Misheard Lyrics:
Lucky dip that made you happy
Lucky dip that made you sad
Original Lyrics:
What they did that made you happy
What they did that made you sad
"I Just Wanna Feel (Real Love)"
Misheard Lyrics:
I just wanna feel real love
The love of a raptor.
Original Lyrics:
I just wanna feel real love
The love ever after.
"It's Only Us" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Emily wants us to grow up.
Original Lyrics:
And they want us to grow up.
"Kids" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
'Cos we're doing it all night.
Original Lyrics:
'Cos we're it all right.
"Kids" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Just, from home
Save the ra...
Original Lyrics:
Jump on board
Take a ride.
'Save the ra...' is 'save the rabbits' unfinished.
"Kids" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Me be breathing smoke in where you are
or
Me be breathing slowly where you are.
Original Lyrics:
Me be grooving slowly where you are.
"Kids" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Me be crawling slowly where you are.
Original Lyrics:
Me be grooving slowly where you are.
"Let Me Entertain You" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Helen's gone and Ellen's here
There's nothing left for you, De Beers.
Original Lyrics:
Hell has gone and Heaven's here
there's nothing left for you to fear.
"Let Me Entertain You" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Lemmy, entertain you
Original Lyrics:
Let me entertain you
"Let Me Entertain You" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Li'l Bo Peep
Has lost his sleep
He dropped a bill
And sell a sheep
Original Lyrics:
Li'l Bo Peep
Has lost his sheep
He popped a pill
And fell asleep
"Let Me Entertain You" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
The Jew is wet but the grass is sweet, my dear
Your man gives birth with the habits you've learned
Original Lyrics:
The dew is wet but the grass is sweet, my dear
Your mind gets burned with the habits you've learned
I do not have anything against Jewish people, this is just what I heard as lyrics. I am sorry if this offended anyone.
"Love Cheat"
Misheard Lyrics:
I'll send my poison aura through Interflora
Original Lyrics:
I'll send my boys an order through Interflora
"Love Supreme"
Misheard Lyrics:
Do you only dance when you sit?
Original Lyrics:
Do you leave dents where you sit?
"Mack The Knife" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Fancy men's there
Original Lyrics:
That cement's there.
"Make Me Pure"
Misheard Lyrics:
Oh Lord, make me pure, but not gay.
Original Lyrics:
Oh Lord, make me pure, but not yet.
"Make Me Pure"
Misheard Lyrics:
Smoking circles
Sex sells
I got one hand in my pocket but the other one looks cool as hail
I know I'm gonna die, but revenge is living well
Oh Lord, make me pure - again.
Original Lyrics:
Smoking kills
Sex sells
I got one hand in my pocket, but the other one looks cool as hell
I know I'm gonna die, so my revenge is living well
Oh Lord, make me pure - but not yet.
"Make Me Pure"
Misheard Lyrics:
You can't lie to a liar because of all the lines.
Original Lyrics:
You can't lie to a liar because of all lies.
"Man Machine" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Tank of gasoline.
Original Lyrics:
Drinkin' gasoline.
"Me and My Monkey" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
So I watched pay-per-view and polished my shoes and my gun
Was diggin' old Kurt Cobain sing without lippy on.
Original Lyrics:
So I watched pay-per-view and polished my shoes and my gun
Was diggin' old Kurt Cobain singing 'bout lithium.
"Millennium" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Get up and see the sun cussin' in my eyes.
Original Lyrics:
Get up and see the sarcasm in my eyes.
"Millennium" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Got glasses for Christmas
I'm giving them up for lens.
Original Lyrics:
Overdose for Christmas
And give it up for Lent.
"Millennium" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Last two shots to be afraid
Original Lyrics:
Life's too short to be afraid
"Millennium" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Some say that we are players
Some say that we are porns.
Original Lyrics:
Some say that we are players
Some say that we are pawns.
"Millennium" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Some say that we are players
Some say that we are prawns.
Original Lyrics:
Some say that we are players
Some say that we are pawns.
"Millennium" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Some say that we are prawns.
Original Lyrics:
Some say that we are pawns.
"Millennium" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
We gotta start directing our fates
Original Lyrics:
We've got stars directing our fate
"Millennium" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
We've got stairs direct in our face
Original Lyrics:
We've got stars directing our fate
"Millennium" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
We've got starling eggs in our face
Original Lyrics:
We've got stars directing our fate
"Millennium" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
We've got stars digressin' our pace.
Original Lyrics:
We've got stars directing our fate.
"Millennium" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
We've got stars direct in our face
Original Lyrics:
We've got stars directing our fate
"Millennium" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
We've got stars directing our planes
Original Lyrics:
We've got stars directing our fate
"Millennium" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
We've got stars erect in our face.
Original Lyrics:
We've got stars directing our fate.
"Millennium" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
We've got stars erect in our face.
Original Lyrics:
We've got stars directing our fate.
"Millennium" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
We've got stars; Their rectums are fake.
Original Lyrics:
We've got stars directing our fate.
"Monsoon" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
So put your hands across the water
Oh my Sharon
Original Lyrics:
So put your hands across the water
Oh mushroom
"Monsoon" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
So put your hands across the water mushroom.
Original Lyrics:
So put your hands across the water monsoon.
"Old Before I Die" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Apple crumble, before I die.
Original Lyrics:
I hope I'm old, before I die.
"Old Before I Die" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
I hope I'm home before I'm dry
Original Lyrics:
I hope I'm old before I die
"Old Before I Die" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Say 'Auf wiedersehen'
Original Lyrics:
Am I straight or gay?
"Old Before I Die" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Say Auf Wiedersehn.
Original Lyrics:
C'est La Vie, I Say.
"Radio" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
He puts a knee in my a***hole
C*** in my throat.
Original Lyrics:
He puts an 'e' in my arsenal
Aa comb in my 'fro.
"Radio" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Humping, thumping
S*** out somethin'!
Original Lyrics:
Jumpin', thumping
Shout out somethin'!
"Rock DJ" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
And you feel you need permission to laugh.
Original Lyrics:
Can you feel me need permission to land?
"Rock DJ" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Choose tonne do you hear me
Robin Chook can you feel me
Original Lyrics:
Houston do you hear me
Ground control can you feel me
"Rock DJ" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
I don't wanna f***, DJ.
Original Lyrics:
I don't wanna rock, D.J.
"Rock DJ" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
I don't wanna rock these days
Original Lyrics:
I don't wanna rock DJ
"Rock DJ" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
I don't wanna rot in jail.
Original Lyrics:
I don't wanna rock DJ.
"Rock DJ" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
I don't wanna rot, D.J.
Original Lyrics:
I don't wanna rock, D.J.
"Rock DJ" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
I don't want to be seasick
Baby, just hear me
I'm a family man.
Original Lyrics:
I don't wanna be sleazy
Baby, just tease me
Got no family plans.
"Rock DJ" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
I don't want to be sissy baby just tease me got no family plans
Original Lyrics:
I don't wanna be sleazy
Baby, just tease me
Got no family plans.
"Rock DJ" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
I got drunk
You got bold.
Original Lyrics:
I got funk
You got soul.
"Rock DJ" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
I got! (f***!)
You got! (s***!)
Original Lyrics:
I got! (funk!)
You got! (soul!)
"Rock DJ" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
I just wanna c*** these days.
Original Lyrics:
I don't wanna rock, DJ
"Rock DJ" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
I've got a s***, gonna stick it in a roll.
Original Lyrics:
I've got the gift
Gonna stick it in the goal.
"Rock DJ" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
I've got a thing
Gonna stick it in the hole
Original Lyrics:
I've got the gift
Gonna stick it in the goal
"Rock DJ" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
I've got a thing
Gonna stick it in a girl.
Original Lyrics:
I've got the gift
Gonna stick it in the goal.
"Rock DJ" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
I've got the d!ck, gonna stick it in the girl
Original Lyrics:
I've got the gift, gonna stick it in the goal
"Rock DJ" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
I've got the d***
Gonna stick it in the girl.
Original Lyrics:
I've got the gift
Gonna stick it in the goal.
"Rock DJ" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
I've got the gift
Gonna stick it in the girl
Original Lyrics:
I've got the gift
Gonna stick it in the goal
"Rock DJ" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Me and a horse show kicking with your more sew
Original Lyrics:
Me with the floor show kickin' with your torsoe
"Rock DJ" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Me and the big show
Kickin' in your torso
Original Lyrics:
Me with the floorshow
Kickin' with your torso
"Rock DJ" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Me with the floor show,
Kicking with your toe sore,
Original Lyrics:
Me with the floor show,
Kicking with your torso
"Rock DJ" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
People mission to live
Original Lyrics:
Need permission to land
"Rock DJ" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Pimpin' ain't eBay
But if your holiday's, it's all right.
Original Lyrics:
Pimpin' ain't easy
But if you're sellin' it, it's alright.
"Rock DJ" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Pinniped ain`t easy.
Original Lyrics:
Pimpin' ain't easy.
"Rock DJ" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
When you gone a stop, Robbie?
Original Lyrics:
I don't wanna rock, D.J.
"Rock dj" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
I'm a wannabe sea-sick
Original Lyrics:
I don't wanna be sleazy
"Rudebox"
Misheard Lyrics:
My one design is now to pump you 'til you drop.
Original Lyrics:
My one design is now to bump you 'til you drop.
"Sexed Up" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
I can't awaken the dead day after day.
Original Lyrics:
I can't awake and forget day after day.
"Sexed Up" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
I got my eye shirt praying they won't stray.
Original Lyrics:
I got my eyes shut praying thay won't stray.
"She's Madonna"
Misheard Lyrics:
I love you, baby, Your face of cheese, Madonna
Original Lyrics:
I love you, baby, But face it, she's Madonna
"She's Madonna"
Misheard Lyrics:
I love you, baby
A fetish is my problem.
Original Lyrics:
I love you, baby
But face it, she's Madonna.
"She's Madonna"
Misheard Lyrics:
I love you, baby
Baby, she's my problem.
Original Lyrics:
I love you, baby
But face it, she's Madonna.
"She's Madonna"
Misheard Lyrics:
I love you, baby
Feta cheese Madonna.
Original Lyrics:
I love you, baby
But face it, she's Madonna
"She's The One" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Cheese and wine
Original Lyrics:
She's the one.
"She's The One" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Cheese go one.
Original Lyrics:
She's the one.
"She's The One" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
I was hurt, she was mean.
Original Lyrics:
I was her, she was me.
"She's the One" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
When you get to where you wanna go
And you know the things you wanna know
Yom
smiling
Original Lyrics:
When you get to where you wanna go
And you know the things you wanna know
You're smiling
"Something Beautiful" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
'Cause your feet lie stinking at night.
or
'Cause you feel like steak in the night.
Original Lyrics:
'Cause your bed lies vacant at night.
"Something Beautiful" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
'Cause your head fries bacon at night.
Original Lyrics:
'Cause your bed lies vacant at night.
"Something Beautiful" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Cause your bed was baking at night
Original Lyrics:
Cause your bed lies vacant at night
"Something Beautiful" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
If you can't wake up in the morning
'Cause your paid life's taking a dive.
Original Lyrics:
If you can't wake up in the morning
'Cause your bed lies vacant at night.
"Something Beautiful" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
If you can't wake up in the morning
'Cause your pig lies sleeping at night.
Original Lyrics:
If you can't wake up in the morning
'Cause your bed lies vacant at night.
"Something Beautiful" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
You can't manufacture America.
Original Lyrics:
You can't manufacture a miracle.
"Something Beautiful" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
You can't mend the fact you're a miracle.
Original Lyrics:
You can't manufacture a miracle.
"Strong" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
And early morning when I wake up,
I look like Casper without the make up,
and thats a good line to take you to bed.
Original Lyrics:
And early morning when I wake up,
I look like Kiss but without the make up,
and thats a good line to take it to the bridge.
"Strong" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
And early morning when I wake up
I look like Crespo without the makeup
And that's a good line to take you to the drink.
Original Lyrics:
And early morning when I wake up
I look like KISS but without the makeup
And thats a good line to take it to the bridge.
"Strong" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Early morning when I wake up
I look like Casper without the make up
Original Lyrics:
Early morning when I wake up
I look like Kiss but with out the makeup
"Strong" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Early morning when I wake up
I look like Casper without my make-up.
Original Lyrics:
Early morning when I wake up
I look like KISS, but without the make-up.
"Strong" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
My breath smells of a thousand flags.
Original Lyrics:
My breath smells of a thousand fags.
'Fags', in Great Britian, is slang for cigarettes.
"Strong" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
My breath smells of a thousand flags
Original Lyrics:
My breath smells of a thousand fags
"Strong" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
When I'm drunk, I dance like Mick Jag.
Original Lyrics:
When I'm drunk, I dance like me Dad.
"Strong" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
When I'm drunk, I dance slightly daft
Original Lyrics:
When I'm drunk, I dance like me dad
"Supreme" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Just listening to me keeps bringing you down.
Original Lyrics:
This new century keeps bringing you down.
"Supreme" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Just listening to you keeps bringing me down.
Original Lyrics:
This new century keeps bringing me down.
"Supreme" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Just listening to you keeps bringing me down.
Original Lyrics:
This new century keeps bringing me down.
"Supreme" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
This new century keeps breaking me down
Original Lyrics:
This new century keeps bringing me down
"Supreme" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
This new century keeps giving me hell.
Original Lyrics:
This new century keeps bringing you down.
"Supreme" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
This new century keeps ringing a bell.
Original Lyrics:
This new century keeps bringing me down.
"Supreme" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Trying to find a large supreme
Original Lyrics:
Trying to find a love supreme
"Supreme" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Trying to find a lover's dream.
Original Lyrics:
Trying to find a love supreme.
"Trippin'"
Misheard Lyrics:
All is wonderful in Beslan.
Original Lyrics:
All is wonderful in this life.
"Tripping"
Misheard Lyrics:
I know this time there is going to be violence.
Original Lyrics:
I know it's gone and there's going to be violence.
"Tripping"
Misheard Lyrics:
We should supper and salad.
Original Lyrics:
We should suffer in silence.

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