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Possible Misspelled Names:

These are the alternate spellings of the performer's name we've had to correct in submissions to amIright.

George Jones/Barbara Mandrell

Music Performer Nicknames:

Known informally as: No-Show Jones. Submitted by: Robert D. Arndt Jr.

Known informally as: The Possum. Submitted by: Martha Hankins

New Song Names:

Original Song Name
New Song Name
Submitter Name
"Red Thunder""White Lightning"Regina Haniger
"He Started Loving Her Again""He Stopped Loving Her Today"Country

Literally Impossible Song Titles:

Song/Performer
Comment
Submitter Name
"Flame In My Heart,"Hearts don't have fires in them.Yvette Bristle
"I Gotta Talk To Your Heart,"You won't get a reply!Yvette Bristle
"Boat Of Life,"Life is not a boat.Yvette Bristle
"Blackboard Of My Heart,"Hearts don't have blackboards.Yvette Bristle
"Cup Of Loneliness,"Loneliness can't be put into a container.Yvette Bristle

There are additional literally impossible song titles available.

Use a Song Title to Answer a Different Song:

Song & Band Name
Song & Band Name
"Marathon," Rush"The Race Is On," George Jones
"Two Little Kids," Peaches And Herb"Tender Years," George Jones
"Another Year Has Gone By," Celine Dion"Funny How Time Slips Away," George Jones
"Love In Siberia," Laban"Take Me," George Jones
There are additional songs titles that answer other songs available.

Remove a Letter From a Song Title:

"Bat Of Life" originally "Boat Of Life"
Yvette Bristle
"Oat Of Life" originally "Boat Of Life"
Yvette Bristle
"Boa Of Life" originally "Boat Of Life"
Yvette Bristle
"Ho Shot Sam" originally "Who Shot Sam"
Now a statement of fact, that Don Ho shot Sam. (?)
Peter
"White Lighting" originally "White Lightning"
Probably the most common kind of lighting.
H. Tim Smith

There are additional song titles with a letter removed available.

Add a Letter to a Song Title:

"Bloat Of Life" originally "Boat Of Life"
Yvette Bristle
"The Race Is One" originally "The Race Is On"
Candy Welty
"The Racer Is On" originally "The Race Is On"
Barry Amassa Tate
"The Trace Is On" originally "The Race Is On"
Barry Amassa Tate
"She Thinks I Still Carve" originally "She Thinks I Still Care"
U. Carrie Oats

There are additional song titles with a letter added available.

Change a Letter:

"Blackbeard Of My Heart" originally "Blackboard Of My Heart"
Diana Jasper
"The Lace Is On" originally "The Race Is On"
Candy Welty
"The Mace Is On" originally "The Race Is On"
Candy Welty
"Goat Of Life" originally "Boat Of Life"
Yvette Bristle
"Boat Of Fife" originally "Boat Of Life"
Yvette Bristle

There are additional song titles with a letter changed available.

Song Parody Lyrics:

Original Song Name
Parody Song Name
Parody Author
"He Stopped Loving Her Today""He Stopped Singin' It Today"Airfarcewon
"He Stopped Loving Her Today""He Stopped Living Here Today"Onslaught
"He Stopped Loving Her Today""He Stopped Gloving Here Today"Airfarcewon
"He Stopped Loving Her Today""He Stopped Drivin' Hearse Today"Airfarcewon
"She Thinks I Still Care""She Thinks I've Got Hair"Parody Pete
"He Stopped Loving Her Today""He Stopped Loving Food Today"Rob H
"He Stopped Loving Her Today""He Stopped Helping Her Today"Guy DiRito
"The Grand Tour""The Grand Lure"Airfarcewon
"He Stopped Loving Her Today""He's The Governor Today"Parody Pete
"Why Baby Why""Die Brat-ney Die"Michael McVey

There are additional song parodies available.

Bad Choices for On Hold Music:

Song Name
Company/Organization
Submittor
Just One MoreAlcohol Counselingrob
The Corvette SongFord DealershipMike

Songs for Duets, That Haven't Been Done Yet:

First Band/Song Name
Second Band/Song Name
New Song Name
Submittor
Thunder & Lightning
   Bron Bird
White Lightning
   George Jones
Thunder & White Lightning
Alicia Sturdivant
Human
   The Human League
The Race Is On
   George Jones
The Human Race Is On
On what exactly?
Edward
You're Not Drinking Enough
   Don Henley
White Lightning
   George Jones
You're Not Drinking Enough White Lightning
Britney Spears into pruning hooks
You Give Love A Bad Name
   Bon Jovi
50,000 Names
   George Jones
You Give Love 50,000 Bad Names
Whew, just the thought wears one out!
Lindsay Lowhound
There are additional duets that haven't been done yet available.

If Groups Combined, Their Names Might Be:

Boy George Jones
Boy George combined with George Jones
I used to think it was funny until I wrote it down.
Submitted By: Leo O'Neil

Misheard Lyrics:

"Walk Through This World with Me"
Misheard Lyrics:
Cheryl, my dream's with me.
Original Lyrics:
Share all my dreams with me.
"The Race Is On"
Misheard Lyrics:
My heart's out of the runnin'
True love's scratched for another save.
Original Lyrics:
My heart's out of the runnin'
True love's scratched for another's sake.
"Take Me"
Misheard Lyrics:
Somewhere if you would just show a sign
You love why John Kerry lost.
Original Lyrics:
Somewhere if you would just show a sign
Of love, I could bear any loss.
"The One I Loved Back Then (The Corvette Song)"
Misheard Lyrics:
She was built in from the handles, son.
Original Lyrics:
She was built and fun to handle, son.
There are additional misheard lyrics available.

Misheard Lyrics Stories:

"The One I Loved Back Then (The Corvette Song)"
Misheard Lyrics:
She was built in from the handles, son.
Original Lyrics:
She was built and fun to handle, son.

Story about this misheard lyric by: Carolee

I was looking up the song in Metacrawler so I would get the lyrics exactly right to submit to the section with songs that mention brand name products. One of the sites I found had this gem.

Song Parody Fragments:

"White Lightning"
Better Lyrics:
Ssssh! Wake up!
Original Lyrics:
Ssssh! Hiccup!
Submitted by: Mike Hack

Funniest Song Lyrics:

"If Drinking Don't Kill Me"
The Funny Lyrics:
If drinking don't kill me, her memory will.
Why They're Funny:
How could one's memory kill another person?!
Submitted by: Gus
 

Misrhymed Song Lyrics:

"Honky Tonk Song"
The Misrhymed Lyrics:
I saw those blue lights flashing over my left shoulder. He walked right up and said, "Get off that riding mower."
Why They're Misrhymed:
"Shoulder" and "Mower" don't rhyme.
Submitted by: Darius Whitehead
"Honky Tonk Song."
The Misrhymed Lyrics:
He never showed me much compassion, when I tried to walk that line. As he put those handcuffs on me, I said "Give me one more try"
Why They're Misrhymed:
"Line" and "Try" don't rhyme.
Submitted by: Darius Whitehead

Song Lyrics That Mention Brand Name Products:

"Pretty Little Lady From Beaumont Texas"
The Lyrics:
All that stock in Texas gold
Don't mean a thing to me
I buy my oil a K-Mart
I buy one and get one free
Product Brand Name:
K-Mart
Submitted by: Tarzan
"The One I Loved Back Then (The Corvette Song)"
The Lyrics:
I stopped off at the Quicksack for some beer and cigarettes
The old man took my money as he stared at my Corvette
Product Brand Name:
Quicksack
Submitted by: Carolee
There are additional product lyrics available.

Song Title Space Change:

"Who's Hot, Sam?" originally "Who Shot Sam"
Submitted by: Yvette Bristle
"Who's Hot, Sam?" originally "Who Shot Sam"
Submitted by: Yvette Bristle
"He's Topped Loving Her Today" originally "He Stopped Loving Her Today"
Submitted by: American Idle
"Fun N.Y., How Times Lip Saw, Ay" originally "Funny How Time Slips Away"
Submitted by: Country
"Funny How Tim E.'s Lips A Way" originally "Funny How Time Slips Away"
His lips look funny.
Submitted by: Country

Band Name Anagrams:

Jeer Ego Song Submitted by: Amy Grunt

Song Title Anagrams:

"Sonic Heater" originally "The Race Is On"
Submitted by: Candy Welty
"Casino There" originally "The Race Is On"
Submitted by: Candy Welty
"The Scenario" originally "The Race Is On"
Submitted by: Candy Welty
"A Heretic Son" originally "The Race Is On"
Submitted by: Candy Welty
"I Note Chaser" originally "The Race Is On"
Submitted by: Candy Welty

There are additional Song Title Anagrams available.

Real Places Mentioned in Songs:

"Take Me"
The Lyrics:
Take me to Siberia in the coldest weather of the winter time
And it would be just like spring in California as long as I knew you were mine.
Why:
Refers to Siberia, the Asian portion of Russia, and to the U.S. state of California.
Submitted by: Penelope Beckinsale
 

Song Title Acrostics:

HE: "Hold Everything"
Submitted by: Candy Welty
TRIO: "The Race Is On"
Submitted by: Pam Tabor

Song Title Spoonerisms:

"Sue Shot Ham" originally "Who Shot Sam"
Consistent with fact that 'W' is silent in "who"
Submitted by: Donna Fargo North Dakota Fanning The Flames
"Make Tea" originally "Take Me"
Submitted by: H. Tim Smith

TV and Movies Mentioned in Lyrics:

"High Tech Redneck"
The Lyrics:
He's a high-tech redneck
Mayberry meets Star Trek
Why:
The Andy Griffith Show, Mayberry R.F.D., Star Trek: The Original Series, Star Trek: The Next Generation and Star Trek: Deep Space Nine
Submitted by: Tarzan

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