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Misheard Song Lyrics -> Artist -> J -> George Jones

Misheard song lyrics (also called mondegreens) occur when people misunderstand the lyrics in a song. These are NOT intentional rephrasing of lyrics, which is called parody. This page contains all the misheard lyrics for George Jones that have been submitted to this site and the old collection from inthe80s started in 1996. For more information about the misheard lyrics available on this site, please read our FAQ.

There are 11 misheard song lyrics for George Jones on amIright currently.

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"He Stopped Loving Her Today" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
And soon they'll carry Amway.
Original Lyrics:
And soon they'll carry him away.
"He Stopped Loving Her Today" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
They place a ring upon his dog
Original Lyrics:
They placed a wreath upon his door
"He Stopped Loving Her Today" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
They place a wreath upon his dog.
Original Lyrics:
They placed a wreath upon his door.
"He Stopped Loving Her Today" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
They placed a rig upon his dog
Original Lyrics:
They placed a wreath upon his door
"If Drinking Don't Kill Me..." (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
If drinking don't kill me
Her mammory will.
Original Lyrics:
If drinking don't kill me
Her memory will.
"Take Me"
Misheard Lyrics:
Somewhere if you would just show a sign
You love why John Kerry lost.
Original Lyrics:
Somewhere if you would just show a sign
Of love, I could bear any loss.
Editor's note: This song was written/recorded LONG before the 2004 U.S. presidential election.
"The One I Loved Back Then (The Corvette Song)"
Misheard Lyrics:
She was built in from the handles, son.
Original Lyrics:
She was built and fun to handle, son.
"The Race Is On"
Misheard Lyrics:
My heart's out of the runnin'
True love's scratched for another save.
Original Lyrics:
My heart's out of the runnin'
True love's scratched for another's sake.
"The Race Is On"
Misheard Lyrics:
My heart's out overrunnin'
True love -- that's what lovers say.
Original Lyrics:
My heart's out of the runnin'
True love's scratched for another's sake.
"The Race Is On"
Misheard Lyrics:
My heart's out overrunnin'
True love -- that's what lovers say.
Original Lyrics:
My heart's out of the runnin'
True love's scratched for another's sake.
"Walk Through This World with Me"
Misheard Lyrics:
Cheryl, my dream's with me.
Original Lyrics:
Share all my dreams with me.

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