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Song Parodies -> "Ol' Frog Stopped Bouncin' Today"
Original Song Title:
"Ol' George Stopped Drinkin' Today"
Original Performer:
George Jones
Parody Song Title:
"Ol' Frog Stopped Bouncin' Today"
Parody Written by:
Darius Whitehead
The Lyrics
Oh God, I just realized I'm back to the Frog Mode again. I just ordered a new LeapPad Plus Writing Learning System off of Amazon, paid some money to do that. I'm stuck in the Frog Mode, mouseys! That's why Jeremy and the Gang wanted me to make this.
Me and ol' Leap have always been friends,
Sure, we had to look for Lil's loose tooth, but Leap would always go in,
And when I go to the pond, Kermit would turn and fall,
And I could see him go up to me and say it all:
"This frog stopped bouncing today."
They're all gonna start following me.
How I wish I could get away.
No more going to the factory, no more letters today.
Cause this frog stopped bouncing today.
And there in the factory comes Professor Quigley,
He's walking up to me, and says "Welcome to the factory,
We've got numbers that are here and the letters are here to stay,
But the frogs stopped bouncing today."
Leap says, "He has a problem, dealing with his head,
He just couldn't keep up with other stuff, he just thinks about us instead."
But when the curtains are up, soon then they're gonna know,
They can bet that Jeremy is gonna show.
"This frog stopped bouncing today."
They're all gonna start following me.
How I wish I could get away.
No more going to the factory, no more letters today.
Cause this frog stopped bouncing today.
"This frog stopped bouncing today."
They're all gonna start following me.
How I wish I could get away.
No more going to the factory, no more letters today.
Cause this frog stopped bouncing today.
Sure, we had to look for Lil's loose tooth, but Leap would always go in,
And when I go to the pond, Kermit would turn and fall,
And I could see him go up to me and say it all:
"This frog stopped bouncing today."
They're all gonna start following me.
How I wish I could get away.
No more going to the factory, no more letters today.
Cause this frog stopped bouncing today.
And there in the factory comes Professor Quigley,
He's walking up to me, and says "Welcome to the factory,
We've got numbers that are here and the letters are here to stay,
But the frogs stopped bouncing today."
Leap says, "He has a problem, dealing with his head,
He just couldn't keep up with other stuff, he just thinks about us instead."
But when the curtains are up, soon then they're gonna know,
They can bet that Jeremy is gonna show.
"This frog stopped bouncing today."
They're all gonna start following me.
How I wish I could get away.
No more going to the factory, no more letters today.
Cause this frog stopped bouncing today.
"This frog stopped bouncing today."
They're all gonna start following me.
How I wish I could get away.
No more going to the factory, no more letters today.
Cause this frog stopped bouncing today.
Good job, Jeremy. You made me the greatest frog fan in the world.
(C) Joey Henson Studios.
(C) Joey Henson Studios.
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