-> "I Don't Need Your Valentine"
Original Song Title:
"I Don't Need Your Rockin' Chair"
Parody Song Title:
"I Don't Need Your Valentine"
The Lyrics
[Chorus: Kaleb]
I don't need your Valentine...
Your orange juice or your Clementine.
I still got candy at my house.
You don't think there will be a mouse!
I do mind chocolates for the chips,
You can't put ol' Kaleb on the dip.
My food still cooks, but you can't have mine.
Cause I don't need your Valentine.
[Verse 1: Kaleb]
I ain't ready for a good night yet.
Cause I gotta think of what you can get.
Might take all weekend, that wouldn't be fine.
But I don't need your Valentine.
[Chorus: Kaleb]
I don't need your Valentine...
Your orange juice or your Clementine.
I still got candy at my house.
You don't think there will be a mouse!
I do mind chocolates for the chips,
You can't put ol' Kaleb on the dip.
My food still cooks, but you can't have mine.
Cause I don't need your Valentine.
[Verse 2: Kaleb]
Those gift cards don't need to chill me out,
You can keep your heart, I'm catching trout.
A gaming guy needs a diamond mine.
Like he needs his Valentine.
[Chorus: Kaleb]
I don't need your Valentine...
Your orange juice or your Clementine.
I still got candy at my house.
You don't think there will be a mouse!
I do mind chocolates for the chips,
You can't put ol' Kaleb on the dip.
My food still cooks, but you can't have mine.
Cause I don't need your Valentine.
My food still cooks, but you can't have mine.
Cause I don't need your Valentine.
Uh-huh.
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