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Song Parodies -> "Trashin' Up My Car"

Original Song Title:

"Tearin' Up My Heart"

Original Performer:


Parody Song Title:

"Trashin' Up My Car"

Parody Written by:

Rex Ungericht

The Lyrics

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You're trashin' up my car, you know it's true
There's Cigarillo char and burn marks too
There's a stain from that vermouth you spilled today
Won't you get a clue


Maybe I can't understand
Just why you can't be careful
Drinks are fallin' from your hand
Splashin' my dash, it's much to my chagrin

Don't you know
There's a wad of raw cookie dough
On the floor, c'mon please
I can't take it anymore

You're trashin' up my car, and it was you
Who got drunk at the bar and had to spew
For some reason my sun roof became the place
That you hurled into

(noo, ohhhhhh noo, it bites)

It's completely out of hand
So I'm tryin' to tell ya
Keep your arse out of my Jeep
Daily, your litter is making it a heap

Man it blows
Now I'm cleanin' up sloppy joes
I am down on my knees
Scrubbin' ketchup off the doors

You're trashin' up my car, it makes me blue
It's really quite bizarre, the things you do
And no matter where I look I'm seein' stains
All because of you

Chocolate on my cruise control
Glovebox full of cheese fondue
And no matter what I do, you strike again
There's no stoppin' you

Partly empty chow mein bowl
Pizza slice, just semi-chewed
And it's started smelling too, it's such a pain
This'll never do

You're trashin' up my car
I'm sayin' "ewwwww"
It's really gone too far, so let's review
There is something wrong with you, are you insane?
And I just might sue

And with all these things you do, I must exclaim
Why'd I marry you?

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Pacing: 5.0
How Funny: 5.0
Overall Rating: 5.0

Total Votes: 8

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TJC - February 04, 2013 - Report this comment
No worries, it's a Gremlin—sorry, that was a Jeep-shot!
Lexcellent work, Rex... reminds me of a similarly inventive Weird Al song about the trash piling up.
Jonathan - February 04, 2013 - Report this comment
Max Power - February 04, 2013 - Report this comment
I learned how to drive...just 5.55 seconds ago.
Old Man Ribber - February 04, 2013 - Report this comment
In a word...Rexellent!
Matthias - February 16, 2013 - Report this comment
This totally reminds me of my car. Perhaps I should clean it out... Good parody
Agrimorfee - February 18, 2013 - Report this comment
Once again showing your stuff as the Prof of Parodies..of the two Torn Hearts in thisN'Snyc Artistry Round, you come out on top. (PS, last line the best surprise ending I have read in a while,,,)
Max Power - February 20, 2013 - Report this comment
When your car gets trashed because of a unruly passenger, it tears up your heart. I know I commented before but still, lol.
bobpiecheese - February 20, 2013 - Report this comment
(Artistry) Wow, wasn't expecting this much funny from a "messy car" parody...another testament to your unlimited talent, I guess. 555!
Jeff Reuben - February 22, 2013 - Report this comment
I hate when I have to drive my friend that does this to me. I like the different directions you took on describing your car getting trashed

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