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Song Parodies -> "When Did I Get Old?"

Original Song Title:

"When Will I Be Loved?"

Original Performer:

Linda Ronstadt

Parody Song Title:

"When Did I Get Old?"

Parody Written by:

Rex Ungericht

The Lyrics

My hair's graying
It's dismaying
When did I get old?

I can't see good
I can't pee good
When did I get old?

When I was a youngster
I stood straight and tall
But now my bits are drooping down
It happens to us all

My hip's aching
My hand's shaking
When did I get old?

When I was a youngster
I drank beer all night
But now I have a glass of milk
And I'm in bed by nine

Ears are hairy
It's so scary
When did I get old?

Why do I feel cold?
Tell me, when did I get old?

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Jonathan - July 19, 2016 - Report this comment
one thing that never gets old Rex is your parodies! 5's
Patrick - July 19, 2016 - Report this comment
Been feeling even older this past week. Let's hope we can all still laugh and that at least that capability continues to age better than some of our other faculties.
60+ - July 19, 2016 - Report this comment
Patrick, the worst thing you can do is laugh. I made that mistake and got a hernia. FYI.
Rex - July 20, 2016 - Report this comment
Thanks, Jonathan! Patrick, I'm hoping in years to come I can still laugh without needing to wear Depends. 60+, maybe you should carry an electronic laugh track :-).
Peter Andersson - July 24, 2016 - Report this comment
All you need to do when you approach 70 is to act like Donald Trump and half the country will start treating you like a young punk in need of a good slapping - big stage foulmouthing might be the fountain of youth!
@Pete Cluelesson - July 25, 2016 - Report this comment
Better than being an old Anti-Semite Swede whose quest for multiculturalism embraces Arab Muslims who openly preach "Death to Jews" in Swedish schools and make Sweden the western rape capital of the world. Perhaps Pete should deal with his own ultraliberal Leftist Government and prejudiced people before trying to discuss American politics and slam Trump, a success that poor old Pete will never be. Btw, wasn't this the guy who projected Kasich would get the Republican nomination for President? What a dumbass. Nice guys finish last, especially in politics.
Peter Andersson - July 25, 2016 - Report this comment
Sorry Mr Cluelesson - I'm not for a single one of those things you mentioned or a single one of the eight parties in our government. BTW - This week alone I've been called both a radical leftist and a radical conservative - must be doing something right for a guy just trying to be a radical parodist! :-P
Danny - July 25, 2016 - Report this comment
Q: What is the similarity between Swedes and sperm? A: Only one in a million becomes something!
Peter Andersson - July 27, 2016 - Report this comment
@ Danny: On behalf of the other nine (there's ten million of us) I thank you! ;-P>

@ Rex: Read your parody and listened to the original a second time, still great, got my own idea for it too now. :-)
Mike - July 27, 2016 - Report this comment
I'm sure you're young at heart. 5-5-5

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