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Song Parodies -> "Beer"

Original Song Title:

"Queer"

 (MP3)
Original Performer:

Garbage

Parody Song Title:

"Beer"

Parody Written by:

Rex Ungericht

The Lyrics

Hey now, I don't want to be
Some ol' snob who's drinking wine
I like the drink that's made for cheer
And rollicking good times

It's clear that I love beer
It's fated to be great
I drool just like a fool
And drain a pint again
My tongue is turning numb
I hope a bathroom's near
But it is all worthwhile
I grin from ear to ear
It's clear that I love beer

Drink until I'm not a bore
I drink until I'm fun
I drink until my sex appeal
Is second to none

It's clear that I love beer
Give me Irish Red
The finest of the fine
And bred for awesome head
And if I have to barf
I hope a bucket's near
Choking on my bile
I'll get my windpipe clear
And spear another beer

I order one or two (you can join me if you want)
And then it's deja vu ('cause I know just what I want)
I order one or two (now I feel so confidant)
And I can't stop

It's clear that I love beer
Oh waiter bring me eight
It's cold and that is cool
I'll drain a pint again
I'm glum and so humdrum
Until I'm full of cheer
That's served in lager style
Then everyone's a dear
It's clear that it's the beer

My gait is not real straight
I'm holding on my stool
The room's begun to veer
Pink elephants appear
It's clear I need more beer

Come buy me one or two
I know you're dying to
I'm never ever through
Until I just can't move

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Pacing: 5.0
How Funny: 4.9
Overall Rating: 4.9

Total Votes: 7

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Porfle Popnecker - September 24, 2012 - Report this comment
I think that I shall never hear, a poem as lovely as a beer.
Agrimorfee - October 02, 2012 - Report this comment
I especially loved the choruses, you pulled a lot of good rhymes out with them considering how often they got repeated so much. 555 hops.
Matthias - October 11, 2012 - Report this comment
Ziggy-zoggy! Ziggy-zoggy! Ziggy-zoggy! Oy! Oy! Oy!!! Cheer a cheer for beer!!!
bobpiecheese - October 13, 2012 - Report this comment
(Artistry) I like how even after the pink elephants come into the room, the singer's like "More beer!". Now that's commitment. Or stupidity, either works. Kudos for getting so many great lines out of such a minimalist OS. 555!
Below Average Dave - October 15, 2012 - Report this comment
You do have a penchant for writing great beer parodies, so I'm apt to believe you on your parody and your fifth line in particular;)
Blaydeman - October 15, 2012 - Report this comment
(Artistry) LOL Dave! I was going to say the same thing! Rex, you always seem to do alcohol related parodies, and you've seemed to master them. Another smashing success, now let's all get drunk!

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