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Song Parodies -> "Gonna Build A Burger"

Original Song Title:

"Gonna Build A Mountain"

Original Performer:

Sammy Davis Jr.

Parody Song Title:

"Gonna Build A Burger"

Parody Written by:

Rex Ungericht

The Lyrics

Gonna build a burger
On a giant bun
Gonna build a burger
Gonna be well done

Gonna build a burger
Gonna build it high
And then I'll put in on a plate
And eat it with a bunch of fries

Gonna build me a hot dog
From a sausage link
Gonna eat that hot dog
Quick as you can wink

Gonna build a hot dog
Maybe three or four
Gonna keep on fillin' up my plate and
Eat until there ain't no more

Gonna build a sundae
In a mixing bowl
Gonna shove that sundae
Down my burger hole

Gonna build a sundae
On a piece of pie
And wash it down with lots of coffee
Drink until the pot runs dry

When I finished eating
On that summer day
Then the Lord sent Gabriel
To take me away

'Cause I ate so much
From the buffet tray
I popped a gasket when I reached out
For a glass of cabernet

At the pearly gates
Wonderin' my fate
But there's St. Peter at a grill
And so I go and grab a plate

Gonna build me a burger
Ooooh, yeah

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Total Votes: 8

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Fiddlegirl - July 28, 2009 - Report this comment
Haha-- The security code here is "CHU" . I guess if you've gotta go, that's a good way to do it! :)
Christie Marie M - July 28, 2009 - Report this comment
I'll say, this is making me hungry, I'm salivating heavily right now! I gained 15 pounds just reading this! Oh, and Wimpy is going to start running to you once he sees you building burgers! He'll gladly pay you Tuesday for a hamburger today...Hey Wait!..Today IS Tuesday, and he still hasn't paid you yet! That moocher! I just can't resist that! Anyways, great job, Rex! I'll build 555 more burgers for you!!
Tommy Turtle - July 28, 2009 - Report this comment
Rex, thanks for finally explaining why there's an epidemic of obesity in the US! Vote: Fries, Fries, Fries.
Mark Scotti - July 28, 2009 - Report this comment
555 calories in that parody!!! LOL
Matthias - July 29, 2009 - Report this comment
It's better than fast food it's Rex! I love how your character died and went to heaven then still didn't stop eating, that was very classy!
Silver Power - October 24, 2009 - Report this comment
You died from eating burgers? Sue McDonalds, everyone else seems to. 5s.
Fiddlegirl - October 27, 2009 - Report this comment
Still good, 2nd time around! :)
Abbott Skelding - October 27, 2009 - Report this comment
Nice job! I never would have thought of that idea!
Agrimorfee - October 31, 2009 - Report this comment
(Art) Cute food parody. What show is this from?
Rex - November 01, 2009 - Report this comment
Hi Ag, it's from "Stop the World I Want To Get Off".
Guy - November 01, 2009 - Report this comment

Rex - It's supposed to be "All you can eat" not "all you can stand and then some". I guess you put all your food together because it all goes to the same place anyway - how efficient.
Matthias - November 02, 2009 - Report this comment
I'm still a fan of this one and loved how it fit into the original so well.
bobpiecheese - November 03, 2009 - Report this comment
(Artistry) What better eternal reward for a guy who died from eating too much than getting to eat even more? Depends on whether he still gains weight or not, I guess. Um...555!
Below Average Dave - November 05, 2009 - Report this comment
So I guess the 7 deadly sins really don't exist--because this dude was the definition of gluttonous--good parody
DJ Blaze - November 06, 2009 - Report this comment
I'm "stuffed" after reading this! 555

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