Song Parodies -> Gonna Build A Burger
| Original Song Title: | "Gonna Build A Mountain" |
| Original Performer: | Sammy Davis Jr. |
| Parody Song Title: | "Gonna Build A Burger" |
| Parody Written by: | Rex Ungericht |
Gonna build a burger
On a giant bun
Gonna build a burger
Gonna be well done
Gonna build a burger
Gonna build it high
And then I'll put in on a plate
And eat it with a bunch of fries
Gonna build me a hot dog
From a sausage link
Gonna eat that hot dog
Quick as you can wink
Gonna build a hot dog
Maybe three or four
Gonna keep on fillin' up my plate and
Eat until there ain't no more
Gonna build a sundae
In a mixing bowl
Gonna shove that sundae
Down my burger hole
Gonna build a sundae
On a piece of pie
And wash it down with lots of coffee
Drink until the pot runs dry
When I finished eating
On that summer day
Then the Lord sent Gabriel
To take me away
'Cause I ate so much
From the buffet tray
I popped a gasket when I reached out
For a glass of cabernet
At the pearly gates
Wonderin' my fate
But there's St. Peter at a grill
And so I go and grab a plate
Gonna build me a burger
Ooooh, yeah
On a giant bun
Gonna build a burger
Gonna be well done
Gonna build a burger
Gonna build it high
And then I'll put in on a plate
And eat it with a bunch of fries
Gonna build me a hot dog
From a sausage link
Gonna eat that hot dog
Quick as you can wink
Gonna build a hot dog
Maybe three or four
Gonna keep on fillin' up my plate and
Eat until there ain't no more
Gonna build a sundae
In a mixing bowl
Gonna shove that sundae
Down my burger hole
Gonna build a sundae
On a piece of pie
And wash it down with lots of coffee
Drink until the pot runs dry
When I finished eating
On that summer day
Then the Lord sent Gabriel
To take me away
'Cause I ate so much
From the buffet tray
I popped a gasket when I reached out
For a glass of cabernet
At the pearly gates
Wonderin' my fate
But there's St. Peter at a grill
And so I go and grab a plate
Gonna build me a burger
Ooooh, yeah
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Haha-- The security code here is "CHU" . I guess if you've gotta go, that's a good way to do it! :)
I'll say, this is making me hungry, I'm salivating heavily right now! I gained 15 pounds just reading this! Oh, and Wimpy is going to start running to you once he sees you building burgers! He'll gladly pay you Tuesday for a hamburger today...Hey Wait!..Today IS Tuesday, and he still hasn't paid you yet! That moocher! I just can't resist that! Anyways, great job, Rex! I'll build 555 more burgers for you!!
Rex, thanks for finally explaining why there's an epidemic of obesity in the US! Vote: Fries, Fries, Fries.
555 calories in that parody!!! LOL
It's better than fast food it's Rex! I love how your character died and went to heaven then still didn't stop eating, that was very classy!
You died from eating burgers? Sue McDonalds, everyone else seems to. 5s.
(Artistry)
Still good, 2nd time around! :)
Still good, 2nd time around! :)
Nice job! I never would have thought of that idea!
(Art) Cute food parody. What show is this from?
Hi Ag, it's from "Stop the World I Want To Get Off".
Artistry-60
Rex - It's supposed to be "All you can eat" not "all you can stand and then some". I guess you put all your food together because it all goes to the same place anyway - how efficient.
Rex - It's supposed to be "All you can eat" not "all you can stand and then some". I guess you put all your food together because it all goes to the same place anyway - how efficient.
I'm still a fan of this one and loved how it fit into the original so well.
(Artistry) What better eternal reward for a guy who died from eating too much than getting to eat even more? Depends on whether he still gains weight or not, I guess. Um...555!
So I guess the 7 deadly sins really don't exist--because this dude was the definition of gluttonous--good parody
I'm "stuffed" after reading this! 555
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