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Song Parodies -> "I Love Spock and Bones"

Original Song Title:

"I Love Rock and Roll"

Original Performer:

Joan Jett & The Blackhearts

Parody Song Title:

"I Love Spock and Bones"

Parody Written by:

Rex Ungericht

The Lyrics

A little bit of Star Trek filk for my fellow Trekkies. You can hear the original song on YouTube.
I saw them standing there by the transporter pad
And one was calm, the other was getting mad
When Spock said logic rules
McCoy said logic's cruel
And I could tell they quibble a lot
And Scotty agrees with me
And I could tell they argue a lot
And Scotty agrees with me

Sayin'
I love Spock and Bones
But don't you put 'em too close together, laddie
I love Spock and Bones
But they can really test your sanity
Aye!

I smiled, then Kirk walked in and just shook his head
"Are you two at it again?", that was all he said
McCoy looked kinda stressed
While Spock looked unimpressed
And that's just how it goes
Sulu agrees with me
That's just how they pose
Sulu agrees with me

Sayin'
I love Spock and Bones
But don't you know they both sorta make me crazy
I love Spock and Bones
But they are gonna need a referee
Oh my!

Bones gave the evil eye
Spock raised an eyebrow high
It goes on and on
Better to leave 'em be
And let 'em have their fun
'til both of 'em think they've won, yes indeed

Say it
I love Spock and Bones
It seems that they enjoy a good quarrel, daily
I love Spock and Bones
Engaging in opposing repartee

I love Spock and Bones
They pull together when someone's yelling "save me"
I love Spock and Bones
But they are gonna argue, guaranteed

I love Spock and Bones
They look at things from two different angles, greatly
I love Spock and Bones
It seems that they agree to disagree

I love Spock and Bones
I think that they respect one another, maybe
I love Spock and Bones
I bet they're best of buddies, privately

I love Spock and Bones
They're acting like an old married couple lately
I love Spock and Bones
But they are gonna bicker endlessly

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Claude Prez - July 21, 2014 - Report this comment
Just went to a Trek convention last month (seriously). It was weird but lots of fun...just like this parody! Well done Rex
Peter Andersson - July 21, 2014 - Report this comment
Looking forward to the next third movie, in the meantime here's 555 and a link to a site still alive:

http://www.trektoday.com/content/
Jonathan - July 21, 2014 - Report this comment
more of a "Star Wars" fan here but this was pretty hilarious! 5's
Peregrin - July 21, 2014 - Report this comment
Spot on with the interelationship between these two, Rex. Made me chuckle all the way through :)

I was wondering when you got Sulu whether you were introduce another aspect to the song, but I see you played it 'straight'!
TJC - July 22, 2014 - Report this comment
Simply stunning, Rex — maybe you can arrange for Dr. Phil to beam in...
Rex - July 22, 2014 - Report this comment
Thanks Claude, Peter, Jonathan, Peregrin, and TJC! Live long and may the force be with you.
Dr. Oliver Clozoff - July 23, 2014 - Report this comment
Made me laugh. Best parody in a while.
Callmelennie - July 23, 2014 - Report this comment
I was exactly the right age when the original series came out; Indeed, I was the target audience. So I greatly appreciate this. Seems odd, in retrospect that I never did an original Star Trek themed parody ... No, wait I did one .. called "Gorn on The Bayou"
Patrick - July 23, 2014 - Report this comment
I liked the line about them acting like an old married couple. So they must have federal judges in the Galactic Federation, too. Do they "boldly go where men were not supposed to go?"
Michael Pacholek - July 24, 2014 - Report this comment
I'd like to give this an eight, lad. But I can't change the laws of Amiright, so I can only give ye a five.
2Eagle - July 25, 2014 - Report this comment
It takes all kinds to make a federation. Bones is illogical and Spock is a nerd.

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