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Song Parodies -> "The Twelve Days of Eatmas"

Original Song Title:

"The Twelve Days of Christmas"

Original Performer:

Traditional

Parody Song Title:

"The Twelve Days of Eatmas"

Parody Written by:

Rex Ungericht

The Lyrics

On the first day of Christmas,
My true love gave to me
A bucket of popcorn shrimp

On the second day of Christmas,
My true love gave to me
Two bags of chips
And a bucket of popcorn shrimp

On the third day of Christmas,
My true love gave to me
Three cheese sticks
Two bags of chips
And a bucket of popcorn shrimp

On the fourth day of Christmas,
My true love gave to me
Four malted milks
Three cheese sticks
Two bags of chips
And a bucket of popcorn shrimp

On the fifth day of Christmas,
My true love gave to me
Five onion rings
Four malted milks
Three cheese sticks
Two bags of chips
And a bucket of popcorn shrimp

On the sixth day of Christmas,
My true love gave to me
Six double burgers
Five onion rings
Four malted milks
Three cheese sticks
Two bags of chips
And a bucket of popcorn shrimp

On the seventh day of Christmas,
My true love gave to me
Seven quesadillas
Six double burgers
Five onion rings
Four malted milks
Three cheese sticks
Two bags of chips
And a bucket of popcorn shrimp

On the eighth day of Christmas,
My true love gave to me
Eight chili cheese dogs
Seven quesadillas
Six double burgers
Five onion rings
Four malted milks
Three cheese sticks
Two bags of chips
And a bucket of popcorn shrimp

On the ninth day of Christmas,
My true love gave to me
Nine beef burritos
Eight chili cheese dogs
Seven quesadillas
Six double burgers
Five onion rings
Four malted milks
Three cheese sticks
Two bags of chips
And a bucket of popcorn shrimp

On the tenth day of Christmas,
My true love gave to me
Ten catfish fingers
Nine beef burritos
Eight chili cheese dogs
Seven quesadillas
Six double burgers
Five onion rings
Four malted milks
Three cheese sticks
Two bags of chips
And a bucket of popcorn shrimp

On the eleventh day of Christmas,
My true love gave to me
Eleven chicken tenders
Ten catfish fingers
Nine beef burritos
Eight chili cheese dogs
Seven quesadillas
Six double burgers
Five onion rings
Four malted milks
Three cheese sticks
Two bags of chips
And a bucket of popcorn shrimp

On the twelfth day of Christmas,
My true love gave to me
Twelve powdered doughnuts
Eleven chicken tenders
Ten catfish fingers
Nine beef burritos
Eight chili cheese dogs
Seven quesadillas
Six double burgers
Five onion rings
Four malted milks
Three cheese sticks
Two bags of chips
And a bucket of popcorn shrimp

[Buuuuuuuuuuurp!]

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Chris Caillouet - December 21, 2015 - Report this comment
This sounds like my kinda feast! Crowning it all with a dozen donuts was a great touch (and the right thing to do, IMHO. Mmmm, donuts....).
Rob Arndt - December 21, 2015 - Report this comment
Sounds scrumptious! 555 trips to the bathroom though!
Patrick - December 21, 2015 - Report this comment
¡No más! Tengo mal al estómago.
Dave W. - December 21, 2015 - Report this comment
I almost got indigestion from that...Thank God there was no fruit cake ....
Jonathan - December 21, 2015 - Report this comment
throw in some eggnog and that's my kind of Christmas right there! 5's
Rex - December 22, 2015 - Report this comment
Many thanks, Chris, Rob, Patrick, Dave, and Jonathan! Now on to dessert...

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