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Song Parodies -> "Silent Fart"

Original Song Title:

"Silent Night"

Original Performer:

Traditional

Parody Song Title:

"Silent Fart"

Parody Written by:

Rex Ungericht

The Lyrics

Presented with apologies, but sometimes when inspiration strikes, it's...well...stinky.
Silent fart, deadly fart
Launched with stealth, a work of art
Tears will well up and drop from your eyes
It's an aroma that can't be disguised
Try to breathe through your mouth
Try to breathe through your mouth

Silent fart, deadly fart
Odor that can stop your heart
Straight from someone's anonymous rear
People cry out "hey, what died in here"
No one claims it as theirs
No one claims it as theirs

Silent fart, deadly fart
Quickly makes a crowd depart
Coughing and gagging they all run away
'Cept for the person who put it in play
It's not so bad when it's yours
It's not so bad when it's yours

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Voting Results

 
Pacing: 4.3
How Funny: 4.5
Overall Rating: 4.5

Total Votes: 68

Voting Breakdown

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Jack Wilson - November 28, 2006 - Report this comment
Smells like something I woulda done 10 years ago, but better, 555!
Chris Kilo - November 28, 2006 - Report this comment
Great! 555
alvin rhodes - November 28, 2006 - Report this comment
screamingly sacriligious...i love it....a gasser !
John Barry - November 28, 2006 - Report this comment
A strong parody. Loved the "put it in play" line.
Agrimorfee - November 28, 2006 - Report this comment
I smell the spirit of Christmas in the air! 555
Yoidy - November 28, 2006 - Report this comment
It's the art of the fart! 555
aoit - November 28, 2006 - Report this comment
You've ruined a nice song. Now please excuse me while I go puke in the toliet.
PMS - November 28, 2006 - Report this comment
What a gas!
carol - November 28, 2006 - Report this comment
(Laughs so hard the chair broke)
Rex - November 29, 2006 - Report this comment
Thanks all.
ddw6819 - December 02, 2007 - Report this comment
i liked it sounds like something i have done in the past
kizza m - December 06, 2010 - Report this comment
mint i laughed my socks off
Richard - December 16, 2011 - Report this comment
That has got to be the BEST parady of a song I have ever seen!
Claude Prez - June 29, 2017 - Report this comment
Okay, this is awesome

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