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Song Parodies -> "The New Year's Resolution Song"

Original Song Title:

"Auld Lang Syne"

Original Performer:

Robert Burns

Parody Song Title:

"The New Year's Resolution Song"

Parody Written by:

Rex Ungericht

The Lyrics

Another year has come and gone
And I've accomplished squat
My resolutions from last year
Are all completed - not!

I'll try again this year
I'll try again
To keep the promises I made
For tonight they are sincere

You raised a glass one year ago
And said the time had come
To give up beer and wine, but then
You started drinking rum

You'll try again this year
You'll try again
To keep the promises you made
For tonight they are sincere

And now we start another year
With pledges made tonight
We'll do whatever that it takes
To see them through - yeah, right!

We'll try again this year
We'll try again
To keep the promises we made
For tonight they are sincere

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alvin rhodes - December 28, 2006 - Report this comment
a great end-of-the-year song
Ann Hammond - December 28, 2006 - Report this comment
he he
PMS - December 28, 2006 - Report this comment
Red Ant - December 28, 2006 - Report this comment
It's funny that nearly everyone sings TOS at New Year's Eve, yet that same nearly everyone doesn't know the lyrics past the first line. Great stuff, Rex.
Rex - December 29, 2006 - Report this comment
Thanks alvin, Ann, PMS, Red.
Tommy Turtel - December 30, 2006 - Report this comment
Maybe if everyone weren't drunk when the resolutions were made... I resolve to give you Fives... might happen... someone else already broke that resolution...

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